brits want to kill this edition
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just fuck my shit up
Maith eagrán mó chara
are chas
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anime
Is it anti-psychotic meds that make him so sweaty and greasy? Or does he still believe he's not a schizo?
't 'g 'es
Business idea: physically remove the Irish, use Ireland for Lebensraum
Swear this cunt puts baby oil on his face before every picture
Worse, their a traitor and a sheed
only because they want to kill me x
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business idea: peaceful muslims
that image doesn't even make sense swapped around
spent the afternoon listening to Bach, trimming my toe nails, watering the plants, eating lipstick, fixing my hoover, and petting my Iguana.
What did you lot get done today?
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Business idea: a girlfriend, but instead of a fanny she has a willy
We need Stalinist style state atheism to stamp out the Rasheed problem tbqh
the stupid shit ive been seeing people share, "come on london we survived the blitz we can do this", makes me fucking angry lads... hate how anglos have to make everything some fucking twee shite.
>reversing the image
That's just sad, get your own memes
The branches across the border are the worst for allowing and take a cut of drug profits. The original northern families tend to be wholeheartedly against it
not sure if he takes meds, I doubt it
he has no idea he's a schizo
which one of you faggots stole the hwndu flag?
got a guy to water my plants and fix my vacuum cleaner for free and he didn't even catch on
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It does, because the Irish are not white and sympathise more with Palestinians than the British.
Get shoah'd, paddy boy.
Anyone remember the Oak Furniture Land gimmick?
>hate how anglos have to make everything some fucking twee shite.
>sympathising with Jews
Good goy
if given the option women prefer a well built but under average height man to a lanky ayylmao looking freak
Ireland will never, EVER, be united, runt.
they got it already? i'm impressed now
t. Bing Wu
silly comparison
>sympathising with 'sheeds
rasheed
some do, some don't
t. grill
>girl i like admitted to doing that thing where you stick a finger up the blokes arse as you're giving him a blowjob
>asked me if i've ever tried fingering my bum
>said no
>actually been doing anal masturbation for 6 years, got over 40 toys and see escorts twice a month for fisting sessions
i really wanted to admit it but it might backfire at some point so i'm keeping it a secret
>tfw have an accent below my class
I don't care about them particularly, but they do a good job at slaughtering the assorted scum in the region. Ideally they would nuke the entire region.
they're still up there, as far as i know
they were delivering food and water to them via helicopter
CUTE
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>Get shoah'd, paddy boy
you're a minority in your own """country"""
you'r pants on head retarded if you don't use torrentz2.eu
*squeezes your bum*
its true though really, look at the responses to the terrorist attack if you dont believe me
>well... le stiff upper lip... back to work come on we beat jerry XD
we're reddit: the people and i HATE it
Part of your country is still owned by another country.
your majority is creeping away, runt. only a matter of time
was addressing the lanky runts that permeate /brit/ who think their height alone makes up for their atrocious appearance
5'8 is the perfect height
the thing is they get angry at the entire west for the way israel behaves
yep, another terrible day at work
decided to go to the chippy on the way home for some chips and they were fucking terrible. the fucking nigger who works there made them too brown and burnt. fucking disgusting
hate my gay life
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
NI isn't a country and if it was then it's owned by the UK (England), think before you post thanks
chipmonger
would never buy from a chipper that isn't being run by a swarthy Italian desu
>work
had my burger king for lunch today lads. went for the bacon double cheeseburger XL meal (large). nearly couldn't finish it. was nice though. chips were fresh from the cooker and tasted well good.
I had a great day at work and I'm having pizza for dinner
A gross fat man drenched in sweat strides towards you dressed in what can only be presumably his finest attire...
who /whohere/ here?
the lad the other day who was asking me if modafinil worked, it's working much better today than it did yesterday. Don't take more than 200mg on your first go cos you'll just feel queezy.
you are a waste
Chinese owned chippys > *
it's the fry salon you absolute dungbeetles
thats gross
Regularly go around and heem Anglo runts, even take out a few pakis now and then too, brits get the fright of their lives when they realise they're up against a fella from west cork
Spacker
always makes me feel like i have the shits but only a highly dense black turbo-nugget comes out
>fry salon
>not the gravy barber
bender
it's a bit sketchy
no timestamp, so there's every chance they got caught and had to return it, or even got arrested
still, they took down the stream under orders from police, so if you want to call THAT a victory you can
work in a call centre and today i had a literal asperger on the phone who wouldnt fucking shut up so i listened to him blabber for an hour about shit i dont care about
if i had more of a spine i would have told him halfway through his autism speech "that's nice but this call is dragging so i must wrap this up" but im scared of coming off as a cunt
england
That's not actually true.
Ample attractive girls end up with somewhat lanky tall guys, as long as you're closer to skinny than auschwitz.
I should know.
dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised
off to the fritenhaus lads
creasing at the thought
>so user teehee you ever tried slipping a cheeky finger up your bum?
>why yes, in fact i pay crackheads to fist me twice a month
>o-oh
/me,here/
That's because they are 90 IQ morons who follow an Iron Age cult
Gas them all
shes cute in an average way
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yeah but it's the only thing i enjoy, quite lonely 2bh
kek, they are middle-class single mums
so what? half the world is fucking dumb. If it wasn't for jews they wouldn't be whipped up into a frenzy and invading Europe en masse
Imagine the butthurt when Ireland becomes unified
Why do the Irish have such good taste in firearms?
pooey lynx lad?
time for a poo
its not mad for me right now, i definitely feel a bit buzzed but it''s not what people made it out to be.
When do we exterminate the Rasheeds, /brit/?
>think i have a fart fetish
>get gf to fart on me
>nearly fucking throw up
needless to say i dont have a fart fetish
If you had more of a spine you wouldn't work in a call centre.
thought he was called Tim Bryne
haha
off my rocket these days haha x silly cow that i am x
doing an [event] which might either involve white liquid leaving my penis or solid brown leaving the anal hole.
So nice that an Anglican vicar and her Muslim team mate won this evenings episode of The Chase. He can take his children to visit Lords and she can do charitable things. God works in mysterious ways.
its gross that her fingers have been up other mens bumholes
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>working in a call centre
What are some other signs of an uber-runt?
seanín
They've been invading Europe since the 700s
Charles Martel stopped them
Now it is time to wipe them out forever
i think you mean
>if i had more work experience
>if i had more qualifications
>if i had more references
that's extremely dangerous
because irish americans supplied them