How do i immigrate to Germany???
How do i immigrate to Germany???
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1. Go to Germany
like the rest of your fellow tribesmen.
Step one: Claim asylum and say you are a supporter of democracy and Deniz Gücel and therefore Erdogan wants to put you into torture jail
Step two: Marry a woman with german passport
Done.
Step 1.
Come here
Step 2.
Stay
does this work for americans
I want to be a german septic tank pumper, but I don't want to learn your silly language
Of course, having to learn German in Germany would be racist and xenophobic.
Why don't you want come to Finland bro?
Jamal
Finland sounds nice, you have accepted english as the defacto language of your nation?
Funny. If you are non-white you could actually do this.
Unfortunatly, as long as you are a straight white male you need to learn the language to have a normal life here.
Only speaking english is a very good way to cherrypick the smart Germans tho.
Why only you? Take your family, cousins, uncles, aunts etc with you. Marry and have as many kids as possible.
Nope, my name is as german as they come, but I don't want to learn dieing languages.
ok
you win,
so what is the best website for looking at multi-family (apartment buildings / block units) in germany.
Majority of listings should provide financials, like this.
loopnet.com
How easy is for a immigrant to get a german wife in a scale of 1 to 10 for t*rks, africans, asians, argentines and russians?
What´s your surname?
>dieing (sic)
nice meme :)
variation of speilmann
my family is scotts/english
Getting my UK passport in 6 months, after I make my DUI dissapear
What is defacto language
A language I can use in a contract and enforce in court
I am Greek.
Nice,
I will try to find good Information.
wait a few minutes.
Just go for the fat ones.
You emigrate to Germany.
internations.org
sublet.com
I think these here are some good websites in english to find an apartement
ment for
misscommunication here
I wanted to read about the financials of owning an apartment complex
Not being a renter
Here we have something called capitalization rate (cap rate) Net Operating Income / Sales price
it is 2.5% in the best areas (NYC, SF) and 15% in Cincinnati, Texas waste land, and Detroit.
Basically tells someone how much cashflow you can expect from the property
I have heard being a slumlord in Eastern Germany is quite profitable
if you're from the first world
1) be young
2) be whatever
and you're good to go
if you're from Turkey or some other next eleven country
1) work hard and have a professional proficiency in some business, probably it related
2) make them invite you
that's the only way you'd be able to live there in peace otherwise people would look down upon you ALL THE TIME.
And also another very important thing, if you're fluent in english, always talk in english whenever you can. Otherwise they'll just think you're another Kanacke who wasnt even able to learn German. And you'll probably take a looong time to get to the native level
Coming from a Turkish guy who had a short term job in Germany and travelled a lot
brantstone.com
something like this?
>brantstone.com
yeah, but german
I have seen this one before, he pushes investment visas via commercial property
There is probably a website in german selling to germans.
How does poor people housing in germany work?
Does the german government own the housing projects, or is private investors that are paid by german government?
Yes, almost everyone understands it
so post your equivalent of zillow and loopnet please.
Examples:
loopnet.com
zillow.com
loopnet.com
Sorry man. My knowledge stops here.
I wish you good luck tho.
this is why you guys lost WW2
Passive/Active investor usually works too, if your prepared to buy a McDonalds or 7-11 franchise.
Just get a stupid haircut like the military and people will assume you don't speak the language.
FUCK OFF! We're full!
woah easy man.