Well?

well?

reminds me of terraria. Just mine her out.

bring an umbrella

Go around

As if I would waste my seed on some common harlot

walk away. after all the guys who fucked her already after wading through that shit she definitely has hep c

I don't want this to turn into a he said, she said dungeons and dragons crap, Hank

Lol, good. Looks like she's trapped there

> realize that the slut is the one that is trapped being a literal waterfall of shit
> Further relize that the shit is not going into a river of shit or body of water but is hitting the ground
> You now realize the cave the "hot slut" is in will start to flood with shit.
> the "hot slut" will be ankles deep in shit

Conclusion. I'd tell the "hot slut" that she needs to run through the water fall of shit and keep her eyes and mouth closed while keeping her head down. Once she has passed through I will tell her that she needs to undress to lessen the chance of Dysentery. I'd have to take off my shirt to wipe away as much of the shit as i can from her face, and id tell her to keep her mouth and eye shut until we can safely get her to a shower to clean her off.

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Here you go

yo whats a slut doing behind a waterfall of shit, obviously she's got some kind of scat fetish

this isnt very hard

Walk through shit

Underrated

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I laughed hard

I am already a muslim so I would walk through the shit

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too much effort was put into this to not give it credit.

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+1
i lold. thanks user.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT DOGGER

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+1

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Seems most likely

is this loss?

lol, good one

False dilemma, a hot slut wouldn't fuck if you were trying so hard you would go through the waterfall of shit

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How did she get in there? If she's covered in shit, then I'm not saving her.

Summon a demon ?

Same

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Checked and kekd

>not loving her shit like a real man

faggot

Lotta effort for such a shitty unfunny post

so close

kekkk

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So close

You got any feelsbread spare bud?

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shoot da bitch

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The profit is saving yourself from disease riddled slut

I lold

fucking amazing edit of my submission. kek

I was waiting for this one, I love these threads!

bumping

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Tits or gtfo hot slut

:(
low quality

kek

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Drawing on a trackpad fucking blows lol.

he committed Sudoku

this is literally autistic

fuck this

depends on the intensity of the shit I'd probably say

oh look another fucking trolley problem

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>Realizing that this is actually a great metaphor for >all the trouble the average guy has to go through >to get a "hot" girl.

What a twist!

/thread

amazing original banana meme
holy shit this is actually going in the official folder

Who /landscaper/ here?

Thank god they censored the vagina, this was almost vulgar

I have designed a device of easy manufacture specifically for this purpose.

I call it the Female Retriever 9001.

Jesus H Christ man.

Easy. Just hyper speed walk about 4 PU's over and you should be able to get around it.

newg

the control

autism/10
got a kek from me though

The comic gets even more faggot fucked

This

kekd

Diogenes get back in your trash can

Pfff, how are you going to move that thing by yourself? Plus its not reusable. gtfo faggot you fail.

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how did the hot slut get in there without getting shit on? just tell her to reverse the process or fuck off coz shes covered in shit.

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>waterfall of shit
Shouldn't it be a shitfall?

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Please restrain from building the Female Retriever 9001 out of lead. Also, an ordinary garden hose may do the trick.

Pic related if it's coming from the blessed man cunt of Andy Sixx

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SHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT!

your virginity is safe

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jesus christ...