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Abu Dhabi GP this Weekend
>Son of Eric confirmed at Sauber for 2017
>Dennis might sue McLaren
>Hamilton still rising

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This is far too early Germany

kys asap

>abu dhabi
>not a gp for people who don't care about racing

4th for fourthberg WDC

Post dumb shit that F1 tried and stopped doing
>double points season finale
>quali where 1 car drops out every 90s

>racing in wet weather conditions

Cutting holes in the airboxes
Putting a chicane at Eau Rouge
Limiting front wing endplates

All because of one hue's crash

Entertaining Racing

having a nigger win the championship

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Daily reminder this time next week our lord and saviour Lewis Hamilton will be a 4 time world champion

>Fun

trip dubs wills it.

this

he's literally our guy

>those digits
fug

dio cane

Oh god, we're doomed
>Eternal Secondberg

What is the best circuit from each grade?

fia.com/sites/default/files/tableaulicencescircuit_0.pdf

Relax, the 7744 means Bottas and Hamilton will collide

rosberg can't choke this time

>trip dubs
>again
CONFIRMATION

>Grade 1
Spa

>Grade 2
Kyalami

>Grade 3
Macau

>Grade 4
Modello Park

>Grade 6 (For some reason no 5)
Istanbul Park

Do Quads beat triple Dubs?

>>Grade 6
>Istanbul Park
It's the 1.3km version. Not the full track

did anyone die at Macau this time?

Reading the regulations and they say grade 5 is for "Alternative Energy Vehicles".

I can only assume that means circuit with charge pads under the tarmac or circuits with bumper car style electric mesh over top.

>no Tsukuba

useless pointless list la

>1
Mugello
>2
Brands Hatch (GP)
>3
Mt Panorama
>onwards
eh

And if you are wondering what the Rallycross Istanbul circuit looks like it is in the last few corners

>No more SE Asia tracks soon
Not too much of a problem only traps & savages there anyway. Reckon could bash a track together for Bernie in a few minutes if he bought me a cheeky pint.

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I present the Asianstreetmeat.com Grand Prix of Thailand

>Looked at all the Grade 4 circuits
>They are all shit

When Mondello Park is the best circuit on a list you know there is problems

Friendly reminder that I'll scream if bullied

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Moneysha out when?

Indians make me wanna vomit my fucking guts out

Why are Turks so racist?

I really hope Nico doesn't try to get pole position on Saturday. The last thing he needs is to trigger the chocolate man.
Imo he should even let Verstappen pass, who will then hopefully try to go for the win with maximum engine power.
If Verstappen then leads, Nico should just drop back to 6th and drive it home.

Just smash into Lewis turn one and admit it was deliberate a few years later just before you die

l-lewd

If you no longer go for a black...

Then you're no longer a [spoiler]potato[/spoiler].

Forgot Sup Forums was cucked desu senpai.

100% based choices my friend

Mugello is such an underrated track.

>"We will not buy the team unless you can guarantee Monisha retains her position as Team Principal" -New owners of Sauber F1 team

I will never understand this absurd decision. Maybe she just guarantees Ericsson stays on board but if you pretty much own the team then you should be able to control stuff like that anyway.

At least they deserve their downfall

Dem elevator shoes doe

>Ericsson still in F1 for 2017
I know I'm biased, but it's not that bad is it? Of course there are other drivers I would rather see in F1, there are even other Swedish drivers I am more excited about, but for a backmarker he's alright. He has shown some improvement, having progressed from shit, to bad. Maybe he'll be mediocre next year.

Nice OP!

It's only monday, why is there a thread up

Friendly reminder that these threads are meant to be a safe space.

>Maybe he'll be mediocre next year.
That's not the point. If you really want F1 to be elitist with its driver decisions that you shouldn't accept mediocrity unless they have potential, which he clearly doesn't have

Yes, a safe space for us to bully you

It's General, there always up so we can talk about F1 and Shemale Porn

Do you guys think that Hulk might win his first podium next year?

Will Renault still be shit, or will it be like 2005, 2008 and 2009 all over again?

>a few years later
>just before you die

So...what circuit?

2011 lotus renault tier

Wanna talk about pros and cons of shelves in toilets?

Sure, I guess the only thing you krauts can talk about is shit, so knock yourself out

Has anyone invented some kind of anti-stick loo coating, so shit doesn't leave any skidmarks?

Hey! This is a Sports board
On a German Toilet Shelf-drawing Website

My shit only ever leaves skids if I've been eating badly. Fix your diet.

or it's the Formula E tracks

>My shit only ever leaves skids if I've been eating badly
Since you're Italian, I suppose all your shits leave skids then.

I never implied I leave skidmarks all the time.
And what about turd floating? Because sometimes it floats, and sometimes it sinks like Kursk. Sinks really good, because I don't see it afterwards, it just goes ploom and it's on the other side.

Formula E tracks are grade 3

Fatty diet = floats

>Poopdecks in toilets
>Pros

Literally only good if you have a shit fetish or enjoy the smell of shit.

I have gone 25 years of my life without ever specifically needing to inspect my own shit up close and I don't really see why I would ever need to do so, or if I would even be qualified to draw any real conclusions from it.

SHIT SHELVES ARE BAD AND A MISTAKE. Worst thing ever

Shit directly into water in a normal toilet. Alternatively cover the inside of the bowl with the spray that you can use on windshields to keep rain away. F1 drivers also use this on their helmet visors, so it has many useful functions.

bumper-cars it is then

They usually have a bit (5 mm) of water standing on the shelf so unless you have a bad diet they don't really leave marks. And yes, there are special "lotus-effect" porcelain surfaces in development to make it even better (and to complete the circle to F1 again)

I still inspect every F1 driver bum when they get out of the car to see if they shat themselves.

no homo

I had a shelf-loo, so I know about the water. But still, even normal ones can suffer from skidmarks from time to time. And I don't like using toilet brush, I'd rather blast it off with my piss.

reminder that next year is vettel year, she will bring ferarri from ashes.

>Polish hygiene

Lewis' brown skin is deceiving

Pol giving toilet cleaning advice, you can't make this shit up

I just don't feel comfortable using brush. I imagine it's like on domestos commercials, all disgusting, bacteria and stuff. It's easier to leave a layer of toilet paper on top of the water, so it doesn't splash your butt, like on this ancient comic.
Ever saw a skidmark in public toilet? That's just repulsive.

>she
Mrs Vettel gonna give Arrivabenis a gobby whenever Ferrari don't fuck up?

>poland

But blasting it off with piss should be really entertaining? I don't see the problem.

>she

Is there something we don't know?

If she fucks like she complains you're in for a treat

Checked from my skiing holiday

>tfw no slightly bitchy fem-Seb who is full tsundere for you

It's not like I wanted to hit you or anything....
Honestly...you...you...baka

That can go right with my Fem-Malfoy fantasies

>Fem-Malfoy fantasies
WTF dude
You need Jesus. Or a good swig of bleach in your diet

I didn't understand any of that

>Vettel slaps on a dirty old wig he found in the paddock at Brazil, sticks his knob between his legs & slaps on crudely done makeup
>he starts stating his new various pronouns interrupting every radio message throughout the season
>The press love it & Vettel is hailed as the greatest female driver ever to have walked the earth
>Any actual females trying to join the grid are ran out of the sport be Vettel's rabid fanboys
>Susie Wolff during all of this somewhere in a damp, quiet warehouse after filming her latest Channel 4 hit programme, Should I Wear A Niqab During My Period?

Gender bender fags are the worst 2bh.

>Should I Wear A Niqab During My Period?

Oh has she already had an abortion?

I agree with you here Poland. Toilet brushes are haram.
Though I never use my own piss the splash my toilet clean. I just take a whole lot of toilet paper, roll it together so it's kinda stiff, hold it on one end and scrab the shit off the toilet with the other end. Absolutely kosher.

Dubs and the post below me has to post his or her penis

>Grade 1:
Spa-Francorchamps

>Grade 2:
Watkins Glen

>Grade 3:
Mount Panorama

>Grade 4:
Goodwood, I guess?

Also, how in the FUCK is Lime Rock Grade 2??

Is Hampton Downs the best entirely new circuit made this century?

youtube.com/watch?v=kcQZrEiDkjI

Pretty boring track

Tsukuba a cute

>Tsukuba

kyalami is pretty close to grade 1 spec, but some walls would have to be moved back and runoff would need to be tweaked

When I first drove on Tsukuba in Forza 1 I thought it was an Oval

Best?? It's just "7 U-turns"-the track

Tsukuba a shit m8

I don't understand how this circuit is so famous. I bet it's just because it's Japanese. There is nothing good or special about it, it's like borderline amateur tier.

The track itself reminds me of some shitty mini circuit found in a 3rd world country

>I don't understand how this circuit is so famous.
muh gran turismo
but I don't understand why people like it, it's not fun at all

grooved dry tyres
halo
racing in india
bahrain endurance circuit
oval racing
pic related

No fucking bullying you monster

I actually mostly know it from Hot Version

But it's probably famous because of both, but it exposes cars that have bad acceleration or handling.

>bahrain endurance circuit
I had completely forgotten that was a thing

What's the purpose of the wide-as-hell oval?