Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

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me and idris elba

Idris Elba all of them.

Joel McHale has already played Alex Jones in The X Files

The Alex Jones character turns out to be right about everything

This revelation really made me think.

he was very clearly on cocaine in that scene

his jaw was getting such a fucking workout

forces one to ponder

Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy
Directed by Paul Feig

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it would have been more accurate if he had turned out to be CIA

>I'LL FUCKING CRUSH YOU LIKE THE COCKROACH YOU ARE YOU FUCKING DIRTY SHITSKIN

I think Alex went to far.

Bruce Campbell for Cenk

>GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK
what did Ana meme by this?

And why did she yell at her boss to get off his own show's stage?

THIS

>IT'S A SHAME THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE DIDN'T HAPPEN, ANA, YOU LITTLE JIHAD

jones was right out of line honestly

Mike will play Cenk and Rich for Alex

GLOBALIST DISINFO AGENT SPOTTED

GET FUCK OUT OF HERE

MY SUPER MALE VITALITY WILL PROTECT ME FROM THE SPORES YOUR ALPHABET AGENCY WILL DEPLOY THROUGH CHEMTRAILS

BUY MY FILTERS

lol

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I'm not interested in directing it until both of them will be either women or Idris Elba.

i actually bought male vitality and it's mostly sugar water and vitamins

>implying a true male will need anything more than this

>ethnic armenian qt
>literal mouthpiece for ottoman apologism and denialism of armenian genocide

Why do women have literally no sense of loyalty to their family or nationality?

So it's a pretty standard vitamin supplement?

And more importantly, do you think ReviewBrah will review Infowars gear?

Interesting

So has that Alex Jones guy totally ditched the conspiracy theory shit and started trying to exploit alt right now?

Also, I really, obviously, can't side with either. I hate progressives but I hate conservatives. I don't like mass migration into Europe but I don't like 'hate' any races either (I just recognize that bringing tons of Muslims and people from dysfunctional countries in is dangerous).

I want to kidnap her and rape her for days.

>conspiracy theory shit
Globalists are real.
Bilderberg is real.
Wake up.

Who would win in a fight? My money is on Cenk. Turks are fighters, they are hot blooded. Alex seems like he has more bark than a bite.

Mikko Kivinen as Alex Jones

>thinking you can beat a guy who drinks clean filtered water and takes Super Male Vitality regularly

Come on, it's the current year.

I know globalism is real, but I don't see it in the goofy terms he does.

I'm not a big fan of it because I like the localness and distinctness of places and people. A bit of cosmopolitanism here and there, a bit of mixing here and there is fine, but as something being pushed massively, it seems like a lot of what makes the world interesting and nice will be lost.

Leslie Jones

This.

Plus Alex Jones is a secret CIA sleeper agent so he is sure to know hand-to-hand combat.

>a fucking ANTI-LIBERAL AND PISSED roach that's been neutered by fluoridated water vs a pure americana gentleman prepped by pure filtered water and super male vitality

The outcome is clear.

If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?

I'm confused with this ending, why didn't Donald hand over the delegates?

DAHNALD

"globalism" used to be called "globalization", and it made more sense because you could distinguish globalization from things like internationalism, interventionism, etc. "globalism" is just a buzzword used to confuse many different phenomena so as to make a black-and-white image of the world.

What's the difference between globalisation and internationalism?

Steven Crowder

shoo shoo shill

WE'RE HAVING A REASONABLE DISCUSSION

THAT'S BULLSHIT THAT'S BULLSHIT GET OFF THE PHONE GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE

woah

You don't have to hate others to be a conservative. Jones goes out of his way to denounce racism. He's more classically liberal though, don't know if that's considered "conservative."

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Alex is the fucking man

What Jones means by "globalism" is political integration at the expense of national sovereignty and the democratic will of the people in those nations. It's not really the same as "globalization," which has more to do with economics.

globalization is a phenomenon, internationalism is a policy