Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

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Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

I don't want to

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

dolls > girls

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

I'm surrounded by skanks incapable of loyalty.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

stomach shit happening, dont know what it is, can hardly leave my bed, been the case for months
thus, i havent been able to leave the house to meet people and shit

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

I have an internet connection.

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

I don't leave the house I got a girlfriend. Clearly you have an internet connection.

You're using your ailment to find an excuse to not try.

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

Did you walk in on her cheating on you or something?

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

lawyer fucked me

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

Because girls I like and girls that like me are different girls.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Yes. With two guys. TWO

They had just left before I walked in on her like that. I guess they heard my car pull up.

Christian White
Christian White

dont wanna meet people online, meeting in person is more fun for me, dont wanna try otherwise, not necessarily starving for a gf either

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

schizoid

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

She left me.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

I'm poor and socially awkward.

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

I'm an ugly autist and women can sense I'm creepy.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

im ugly and dumb

Jace Long
Jace Long

im married and my wife gets mad when I do.

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

Because I'm a loser, women don't like losers.

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Because I just don't talk to grills outside my class. When a girl approaches me first, I've got no problems. And I've got two female friends in my class that I talk to on a regular basis.

I tried small talk with a random grill in my University this week, actually. I couldn't hold a conversation properly. I asked her if she finds it disturbing when strangers talk to her, and that I've got problems with talking to random girls. She said it's okay and that I should definitely try approaching more girls. Then I said thanks and went away, shaking.

I started lifting in October, trying to boost my confidence and also made an account on Tinder and Bumble. So far it's been disappointing.

I'm leaving this country in a month anyway... Got no time.

But it sucks, you know. I'd like a cute teen gf that I'd cuddle with.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

(you)

Eh, I spy some grammar mistakes, sorry. Just came back from the gym and I'm not feeling well.

I wish you, anons, good luck. Hope you'll find your love some day.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

because I'm going to kill myself tonight, and no reason to complicate her life with what little I have left

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

Because I got out of a 7 year relationship a few months ago, I'm still fairly depressed over it and I'm not even sort of interested in anything serious.

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

good night sweet prince ;_;

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

Because I like hookers/escorts too much.

Landon Price
Landon Price

Only time I go out and socialize in this depressing place is when I'm getting shit faced to forget about how depressing this town and the people in it are. Fuck this place!

David Walker
David Walker

Had a break up recently, but actively looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.

I think you mean the opposite of that user. Finding a bimbo is the only reason to have a GF, you don't talk to a girl because she's funny and just one of the guys. You talk to women so you can fuck them, literally no other reason.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Because every single one I've had was a soulless monster.

Honestly, I've given up the idea of marriage, children and cohabitation.

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

i am looking good and have many requests by girls that wana date me. but im perv like fuck ( thanks obama ) and the most girls are just boring as fuck. So i just give a fuck and wank to perv shit like fuck

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

Your grammar is awful.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

How to English 101.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

well guess what... i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.

Robert Price
Robert Price

I'm fucking my cousin.

I don't really need to waste the money.

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

Du bist blöd.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

too concerned with other things, don't feel like I'm ready, trying to stop sucking at life

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

because it's a waste of time, effort and money

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Because women are fucked in the head.

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

Schlagfertig!

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

in my teens I was way to autistic to get one (wow, computer addict, kinda scared to go outside etc.)
my crush actually started to like me when I grew out of my autism, of course I missed my chance
early twenties not so shy anymore, but didn't realize girls were attracted to me and I didn't know how to talk to them
early to mid start going to prostitutes and suck some cock
mid to late twenties, stop doing hookers and gay stuff.Zero autism, I am able to easily pick up girls from tinder and social places like bars, clubs. Feel I could go for girls at work.
too broken now to feel anything for them, except maybe to consider them friends with benefits
have periods when I fuck three girls in two weeks time and will probably fuck some guy's wife while he watches sometime next month
mfw all those years I couldn't realize I am good looking and better than most men, all I had to do was to have some confidence
I basically lost my only chance to be truly happy when I blew away the chance to be with the girl I was in love with
I am a bigger failure because I am not a fat, gross, dirty neckbeard

tl;dr
too late to realize I am normal and attractive, missed good opportunities, ruined myself by going to hookers and sucking cock

Basically, I have been kicking myself in the balls all my life.

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

Meine Schwantzstuck ist Groß.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.

Has literally nothing to do with the situation, you're clearly 10 years old.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Everytime a girl communicates with me, I cant hold a conversation properly unless its online.

Girls, every single time I ask, they never want to hang out with me and usually have some bullshit excuse

Almost every girl I know is to 'guy friendly' to the point of seeming like a roastie

Girls seem alittle intimidated when I'm around and I have no idea why (not buff or violent or anything)

That's why

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

50 bucks you give off a schooly shootie vibe

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

witnessed

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

But I do.

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

checkd

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

I think you're making a big deal about it

Just avoid the 'safe' chitchat and take some risk, make some jokes that might go to far and just test it out

That's how building confidence works

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

'Cuz I'm gay as fuck, boiiiiiiiii!

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

checked as fuck

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

wife disapproves of that

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

Verified.

Can anybody explain the $50 meme? Been seeing it a lot today.

William Hall
William Hall

So what's the issue? I don't see it

Stop regretting shit and push forward

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

she dumped me as of yesterday

she is an alcoholic, one of the best and also the most awful relationship I've ever been in. made it about year and half give or take, and been to hell and back over and over again.

what a fucking ride it was!

oh boy I can't wait to be single again!

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

Nice quints
I'm mainly referring to straight white women. I have plenty of lesbian friends and black women friends but unfortunetly I see them only as friends. Straight white girls, for some reason, act differently to me and I don't know why. FYI would never shoot up a school

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

It's not a meme, it's just that user saying he would bet $50 trump bucks that said user would commit a school shooting.

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Lazy

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

I can't say without context. Maybe you're fuck ugly, or autistic or both.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

That's only because you take those signs as clues to make some sort conclusion that girls are not in to you

Stop overthinking shit please

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

I saw the 50 bucks bet at least 20 times today.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

Because I married her. /thread

Logan Young
Logan Young

all guys are the same

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

yesterday
again

Denial confirmed.
So am I anonymous. About a week single. Im not sure I can do this whole fwb thing. Emotions play a part unfortunately. But watching her on chaturbate always gets me worked up.

Pretty hot edging to her camera, then finishing on her ass. Sucks, but eh.

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

21st century
marriage
Until she sucks you dry, takes all of your possessions along with your will to live.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Beta guys: no way lol
They're like "I have a girlfriend now and I must cherish it"

Other part of males I'd agree

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

Stupidly high standards; that in itself isn't entirely the issue, but it's the fact my personality is autistic as fuck. Physically I'd say I'm above average attraction but my inability to not be mentally handicapped ruins it.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

I will eventually get over any regrets, the problem is I don't really feel anything towards the girls I meet and I want to. Maybe in time.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

I have one

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

loyalty
beta
You must be alpha af boi; making all the waifu pillows moist

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

I don't want to, yet. I'm an old-fashioned guy. Unless I own a property, own a car, and financially stable, then I'll find one of those cheerful and naive 20-somethings and wife her.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

I do not have enough problems

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

No motivation.

inb4 low T and whatnot

I work out, i have a job, i'm not an extrovert but I'm not a social misfit either, not ugly not handsome, i have my own apartment, i dress better than most people and have a comfortable amount of money both from my inheritance and from my work.
Have network of friends and spend my free time doing actual fun or interesting things that make me happy and accomplished.

Whenever i had a girlfriend, after the first 3 months of romantic/horny feelings everything subsided into drama, passive aggression and manipulation, basically everything became a chore, if i put my foot down i had drama if i let it go i got delayed despise. Whenever i invested something into the relationship i was rewarded with..nothing, women seem to regard men as stepping stones, a step here a step there until they get to the super-star-mega-famous-demi-god they think they deserve and who is going to make them happy forever and ever, eventually they get old and realise that's just not going to happen, so they pick the fist chump they can get and make his live miserable as a reward, making his life even more miserable after the divorce (+50% chance).

I fap and call in hookers for sex, hang out with my buddy's for companionship, and will keep on doing so until there's a real motivation caused by a reward at the end of the tunnel, having a gf, is just not worth it.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

still clinging to the canid hierarchy meme
Ω detected.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

You sound like me, minus the hookers and cocksucking.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

Honestly I think I'm just both.

Alright ill try. I do tend to over think heaps of shit

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

Well to be completely honest, I used to talk with girls quite easily, not trying out all sorts of oneliners or that kind of stuff, but just have good quality and fun conversations

Not the kind of 'Hey we have so much homework right' but just like you are genuinly interested

When you show the kind of interest in people and open up to them (really opening up), you'd be surprised about the responsies you'll get

Eventually, most relationships grow like that, you think about this person all the time until you find out you really like someone

The thing is (especially for the average unexperencied Sup Forums) to be assertive about it

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

Because I've got a gorgeous wife who I've been married to for almost 11 years.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

girl sits next to me in class
super nice to me
looks like that girl from Rambo 2
finally get the nerve to ask her out
right a note "eat lunch with me?" on an index card
pass it to her during group discussion
she says, "I can't. I have to go home and feed my dog"

Who the fuck feeds a dog 3 meals a day? What dog that gets 3 meals a day can't wait 30 minutes for one of them?

Fuck it. Why even try.

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

im sorry for you
but dont give up
the more rejection you get so easier it gets

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

Well, with good quality conversations you do form deeper bonds with anyone, not just girls. I will try to open up more. I think this is my problem.

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

I'm good to me.no one can touch me like I can.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

She could have just said fuck you. Ignore and try with another girl.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

no exp with a girl/still a virgin
get really nervous around any girl i find attractive
it's honestly like a phobia i don't know why
also insecure af and can't look them in the eyes

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

she could have just said fuck you.
I would have preferred that. Her excuse was so lame it was more insulting.

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

Borderline personality disorder; been hurt a lot so now I don't trust anyone

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

right a note

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

actually I have two

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Consider this, she could have made you pay for lunch, make you entertain her and then tell you she had to go feed her dog and never speak to you again

Colton Price
Colton Price

be me
meet cute girl bring her back to my shitty small apartment
we cuddle in bed for like 10 mins before my urge to fuck her kicks in
fuck her
i just want to sleep now
she still wants to cuddle
k cool we cuddle for 5 mins
i just want to sleep im really tired, she understands
wake up next morning go to the gym
i come home this bitch is still here. Wdf i just want to go on Sup Forums, watch tv show and do my own shit.
what are we going to eat - she says

I cant take it i just want to be alone and do my own shit is this normal

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

ya?

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

My wife won't let me have one.

Gavin James
Gavin James

Same here.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

Did you really ask her? I did.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Because I couldn't make her happy. Even thought it all started out well, it just degraded into everything I ever did upsetting her. She would cry so often because of me and I just couldn't fucking do it anymore.

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

Me too, never asked her, but i guess it's pretty clear. Also my son would be irritated...

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Unrelated but I fucked up with a 9/10 girl in HS. I was autistic af in HS and this girl was always trying to talk to me and be around me. In hindsight it seemed like she was flirting and into me but I was a dumbass in HS. She goes to college in a nearby state now and I still have her added on Facebook from years and years back. I occasionally think about messaging her in FB and chatting her up and seeing if anything comes of it if she was into me and maybe still is but I'm a gigantic pussy and haven't forever now. Advice?

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

I bet you post memes about it in Facebook too. Let me guess, you're also a "recovering addict" who "made bad decisions but is now looking forward to a brighter future." I bet you think "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" is some really deep, meaningful shit.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

kek

Nah, but I'm not interested in having one anyway.

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Sauce? She's sooooo hot

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

Tell her so?

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

Because I'm married and the other girls I fuck I don't want to have a full relationship with. I'm not a cheater.

Luke Long
Luke Long

Being 25 and never been close to having a girlfriend ever, this level of inexperience is unacceptable at my age. Also I'm too cold and emotionless/lonely to be attractive to anyone.

make tinder account
no good photos of face directly
get a few matches a week
one keeps talking, doesn't ignore me
put up a shot of my face
she stops replying
no more matches since 3 weeks ago

and so on, this sort of thing happens in real life too. I've seen girls I've never met before literally recoil at the mere sight of myself before I've even said anything. And all these years I can never work out why because I'm not that ugly, not fat or neckbeardy and can be friendly when I want to be.

Trouble is I don't want to be friendly anymore, it's too much wasted effort for no gain. Probably going to cancel my tinder account.

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

I am mentally and have severe abandonment issues that make me act irrationally out of fear of being alone. It has gone untreated because I can't afford healthcare.

Ironically I am utterly alone because of this and frequently cry myself to sleep.

I just want someone to hold me. That's truly and honestly the only thing in the whole world that I actually desire.

What's even more pathetic is that I'm a male and women smell my desperation the second I enter a room.

I am destined to be alone. Abandoned by family. Abandoned by friends. Abandoned by God.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

You're asking for it: Post a pic of yourself!

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Stopped reading at God.

Jason Long
Jason Long

Dont message her unless you have the logistics set to do a meet up in the next days, girls are fickle even if there's some interest, if you just chat and keep it that way she'll lose interest in no time.
If she doesn't agree to the meet up forget her definitely.

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

I was in the same situation, except she was my crush. I always postponed contacting her and then she died in a car crash.

In general, if you have something to say to somebody say it. You might never have the chance to do it later.

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

Because I'm gay

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

are you the perfect gentleman?

John Brooks
John Brooks

Supreme

Come on, dude

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Damn!

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

just got out of jail

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Working evenings/nights makes it hard tbh. I think it's an effort thing on my end because I could spend the evenings I do have off working towards that end but I don't.

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Because I have terrible anxiety talking to people in general, even more when it's females around my age. Oh also obese

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

But you missed so much information.

Please reconsider.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

I had a picture of myself that I would post up here, but fuck knows where I saved it

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

Well I am old fashioned, if that counts.

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

One's autistic.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

same

Jace White
Jace White

'Cuz I'm gay as fuck, boiiiiiiiii!
haha, very funny

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

same

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Feed her a bowl of eggs.

Christian Price
Christian Price

you don't have to tell me what happened.

...but you have to eat all the eggs

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

Joke's on you, I have a gf.

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

I've met plenty of girls who are possible candidates but they all have one problem: they don't like me.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Last girlfriend was actually in a relationship the whole time. She asked me to move in with her. He didn't approve. Was pretty brutal all in all, felt sorry for him.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Is rather be spoiled by women and not date them. Was in a 3 year relationship until just recently and my life has been a million times better since we broke up. Relationships are over rated and always unfare.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Because despite my relative good looks, I have the personality of a forest fire

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

I'm broke, not particularly physically attractive and just autistic enough to reign in my personality to an acceptable level so I only attract crazy girls who I've had more than enough of for one lifetime.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

Because after 5 long term relationships and many short term, I have come to the realisation that no girl will ever put the same effort into the relationship as I do.

I did everything I could to make them happy, but it eventually becomes not enough.

Women are parasites.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

Time to become a lesbian user

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

Nah, I find gay shit repulsive in every aspect. I've accepted the fact I'm going to die alone and I'm happy about it. Just waiting on lung cancer from my new smoking habit.

Brody Young
Brody Young

Holy fuck. This is brilliant.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

It's useless knowledge as the required personality type is far removed from (You)rs.

All I mustered to think about while watching was:
Why bother, I'd rather be at home than go through that hassle

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

I have one but i don't love her, i have a crush on a classmate.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Would anyone else be comfortable with gender role reversal?

Honestly, I'd love to be a househusband or whatever you call it. It would be heaven. I love cleaning, cooking and fixing shit. House would always be spotless, meals would always be lean protein, shit would always work.

It would do itself after a while, really.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

'Cause you faggots keep spamming the board with this stupid question.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

Actually I have one

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Because she cucked me and left me with trust and abandonment issues.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Because I have a wife.

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

I've had 4, but it always ends after few months even if everything seems to be good
I guess I'm boring
or just the fact that some women want their relationships to be fucking fairytales

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

That's a cool story bro. I hope that plan works out for you.

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

Because all the girls i like are underage.

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

kys

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Lack of interest maybe, I mean I'd like to have one but not just any woman to fuck. If I wanted a woman to fuck, I'd pay a hooker.

Guess when the time comes that I meet a girl who is kind, fun, hugs me often, and listens to what I say, I will ask her out.

Also has to be 12 years old.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

I'm 17 almost 18 and I just have no desire for love or a relationship. Will it ever change?

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

She said no

John Walker
John Walker

next time ask directly, as manly as possible, keep trying, don't be such a pussy... fuck that bitch, keep trying user

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

Rejection

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Having a gf is a result of good social skills.
No social skills - no gf. Very simple.

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

lazy, fat and ugly

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

I do

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

That's not true.

I have terrible social skills and I have a girlfriend.
She's trying to teach me social skills. I guess she sees potential in me.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

"I am shit a relationships and will blame all women to avoid this fact"
Either your judge in character or your own character (probably both) need an upgrade

Colton Long
Colton Long

how the fuck did you meet then? Online? That is pretty much the only way if you do not have a social circle.

Christian Young
Christian Young

Broke up with my ex about 10 months ago. Kinda sad, but figured it's all good.
I realize now how much it messed me up.
I've fucked 16 other girls in that 10 month span, which I understand now was just a way for me to cope. Still lots of fun tho.
Anyway, I really like being in a relationship but I'm staying single for the time being, just to make sure my head is right.
Short version: no gf by choice, plus I'm kinda fucked emotionally.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

I met her at a grocery store. I was buying food and she asked me what was for dinner. She was making fun of me because I can't cook and I had like 27 frozen dinners in my grocery cart.

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

I find it hard to believe. It's only possible if you are really good looking, but for us average Joes, having rich social life is the only way.

Asher King
Asher King

You're being groomed to become her provision drone, dumb ass.

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

I had one of 11 months and then one day she just met some other guy. And she was done with me, just like that. So now I'm searching for a new one, but I just wish my old one had never left. I'd rather be dead. Forgive this pussy post but I'm sad today.

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

That sounds like a great excuse to never try.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

Did she break up with you before she started dating the other guy or was there an overlap?

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

but I have 2 girlfriends.

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

She broke up with me "before" apparently. Idk she just stopped talking to me and stopped coming to my apartment. There was no confrontation. Spineless bitch.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Try what? She started conversation with you, not the other way around.
Cold approach works in maybe 1% of cases. When you approach a girl that you do not know , she thinks you are a desperate weirdo with no friends, and you approach random girls all the time. I know, I've tried it a million times, I always get the number but they never return my calls. All the gfs I scored is thru mutual friends.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

Insecurity, but its been turning into indifference so maybe soon.

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

ugly, have a fucked up nose. dont think ive ever seen someone with a more fucked up nose than me. really considering a nose job

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

he didn't even fight for her
he just passively accepted it

lol

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

too shy

but this one girl who was so nice made me break, I did whatever it took to get her

she was my teacher and had a boyfriend
she considered it but I choked at the end, she said she'd be back next year. I fucking hope

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

try tinder, boys. It´s not only for fucking, at least where I come from. You should be good at using it, its a lot like Sup Forums in that you have to dig through a lot of bullshit to get to the good stuff.

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

fight for her

that's movie talk or 12 y.o. talk, you have no idea how real life works.

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

this:

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

what if you are ugly af?

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

go for fat chicks.

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

thisfat chicks need some love too and often are better in bed than the skinny ones.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

same

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

Irrelevant. Visual stimulation isn't a female attraction trigger.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

I don't care about a relationship

Luis Green
Luis Green

why limit yourself to only one woman?

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

Nobody wants me I'm a fat looser feelsbadman

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

bc i am homeless and no body knows about it, but i still go out to bang bitches i meet on bumble and tinder.

make ~ $85k in salary
live in one of the most expensive cities in the US
sleep in my office every night so i don't have to pay rent for an apartment
save ~4500 a month after bills doing this

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I cheat on every girl that makes it past a month.
Can't stop myself

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

sleep in my office every night so i don't have to pay rent for an apartment

If you only knew how many people out there do it, i personally know a dentist and an assistant accountant who do this.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

This. So I gave up.

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

Drama isn't my thing.
Was a virgin til 21, i'm more comfortable alone.
I've found simpler ways to be positive.
Very low sex drive.
Overall, i'm not a relationship-type guy.
No game to get fuckbuddies.
Still feeling content enough, so no motivation to improve.

Chill.

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

Because i hate life

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Not everything is a meme sperglord

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

I'm starting to realize tha tmore and more professionals are starting to do this.

i was paying ~ 1800 for an apartment and i just got tired of wasting my money on that shit.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

because at some point in relationships, I snap and become cruel. I begin to hate the woman I'm with and psychologically fuck with her, manipulate her, and want to cheat on her left and right. I want power over her and to hurt her. But something usually sets me off, some bad trait of hers. So I keep my distance and bury my feelings in drink and my dick in a fleshlight. Lonely but the monster is contained and managed. Also 100% focus on work helps.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

lol, she couldn't clean her face. hahahahaha
I bet she was freaking the fuck out when she realized why they left in such a hurry.

David Young
David Young

Because i have a wife

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

Fuck everyone in this thread.
Girls are simple. Evolutionary psychology explains human attraction fairly succinctly.

They need a provider/alpha/father figure/scoundrel bad boy so they can feel security/trust/love and as a bonus be able to gloat about it to their circle of girlfriends to make them jealous.

Universal shit.

Now me? I'm single because I'm too busy making money and getting shit - and dating girls is expensive (time and money). When you've got your ducks in a row, bitches come to you. If you chase them, you give them all the power.

Young beautiful women have the upper hand because your ass is broke. Older men have the upper hand because women lose their looks but men can not be so broke anymore.

But if you're a young-dumb-fullofcum kind of moron, and just waste your cash chasing pussy, you're gonna be a pitiful old man as well who never learned to manage his own shit properly. Get it together motherfuckers.

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Don't chase them. Don't love them more than they love you. In a relationship, someone will always want the other more than one of you.

Be the one who wants it less than her. And she will be yours.

pic unrelated

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Who's fault is that?
Yours.
You pick which females will accompany your time.

Then date someone you can get, or get rich. Fuck. Compensate in other areas.

This guy in the pic is an ideal female choice (not universal, but nearly). Handsome, fit, intelligent, financially secure, has status.

Trump is ugly, fat, and mentally handicapped, but financially secure and has status. So he gets a vapid bimbo of a wife.
Truth is, be yourself, and the right woman for you will come into your life when you're ready. But if you want a great woman, you have to be the best version of yourself you can be.

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

You pick which females will accompany your time.

God yer dumb. He's saying that ALL of his options are skanks. He's probably an American.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

I'm 70% sure i'm autistic.

Angel White
Angel White

only boys are autistic

So? find an autistic girl, dumbass.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

I have money, and want to keep it that way for awhile.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

probably because im not a normie

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

I am outrageously ugly.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Because I like not being broke

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

im 18 but i feel like i'll end up like you user. Im very timid and almost never start a conversation with a girl, only girls start conversations with me, the thing is, i can be really funny with guys but girls just have a different humor and i have to be in trust to be funny, and no girl has ever given me that kind of trust.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

spent years being lazy and am socially awkward
have been a giant fat ass so no girls/women paid me any attention, starting to lose weight with proper nutrition, dieting and excercise (lost 92 pounds) but ive basically no experience talking to anyone outside of formal stuff so i wouldnt even know if someone had any interest

will probably be alone for life but who knows, didnt think id lose weight either

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

dont give up user, i bet things will get better

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

Who quote?

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

How?

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

thanks man

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

I am bad in flirting

John Flores
John Flores

Are you me? I have a fucking huge jew hook nose with a massive bump and tip (not even jewish) and am probably just gonna say fuck it and get a nose job. Will be embarrassing for a while but I know I'll get laid a ton more. Do it bro.

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

You get cheated on.
Who's fault is that?
Yours.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Cos I am a fugly cunt :-(

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

to busy earn money
hookers are cheaper then Gf!

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

Bc i have to hands

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

all the people in this thread who fuck hookers
not knowing you can catch herpes with a condom

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

meh! When my time comes then so be it!

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