Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?
Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?
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I don't want to
dolls > girls
I'm surrounded by skanks incapable of loyalty.
stomach shit happening, dont know what it is, can hardly leave my bed, been the case for months
thus, i havent been able to leave the house to meet people and shit
I have an internet connection.
I don't leave the house I got a girlfriend. Clearly you have an internet connection.
You're using your ailment to find an excuse to not try.
Did you walk in on her cheating on you or something?
lawyer fucked me
Because girls I like and girls that like me are different girls.
Yes. With two guys. TWO
They had just left before I walked in on her like that. I guess they heard my car pull up.
dont wanna meet people online, meeting in person is more fun for me, dont wanna try otherwise, not necessarily starving for a gf either
She left me.
I'm poor and socially awkward.
I'm an ugly autist and women can sense I'm creepy.
im ugly and dumb
im married and my wife gets mad when I do.
Because I'm a loser, women don't like losers.
Because I just don't talk to grills outside my class. When a girl approaches me first, I've got no problems. And I've got two female friends in my class that I talk to on a regular basis.
I tried small talk with a random grill in my University this week, actually. I couldn't hold a conversation properly. I asked her if she finds it disturbing when strangers talk to her, and that I've got problems with talking to random girls. She said it's okay and that I should definitely try approaching more girls. Then I said thanks and went away, shaking.
I started lifting in October, trying to boost my confidence and also made an account on Tinder and Bumble. So far it's been disappointing.
I'm leaving this country in a month anyway... Got no time.
But it sucks, you know. I'd like a cute teen gf that I'd cuddle with.
Eh, I spy some grammar mistakes, sorry. Just came back from the gym and I'm not feeling well.
I wish you, anons, good luck. Hope you'll find your love some day.
because I'm going to kill myself tonight, and no reason to complicate her life with what little I have left
Because I got out of a 7 year relationship a few months ago, I'm still fairly depressed over it and I'm not even sort of interested in anything serious.
good night sweet prince ;_;
Because I like hookers/escorts too much.
Only time I go out and socialize in this depressing place is when I'm getting shit faced to forget about how depressing this town and the people in it are. Fuck this place!
Had a break up recently, but actively looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.
looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.
I think you mean the opposite of that user. Finding a bimbo is the only reason to have a GF, you don't talk to a girl because she's funny and just one of the guys. You talk to women so you can fuck them, literally no other reason.
Because every single one I've had was a soulless monster.
Honestly, I've given up the idea of marriage, children and cohabitation.
i am looking good and have many requests by girls that wana date me. but im perv like fuck ( thanks obama ) and the most girls are just boring as fuck. So i just give a fuck and wank to perv shit like fuck
Your grammar is awful.
How to English 101.
well guess what... i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.
I'm fucking my cousin.
I don't really need to waste the money.
Du bist blöd.
too concerned with other things, don't feel like I'm ready, trying to stop sucking at life
because it's a waste of time, effort and money
Because women are fucked in the head.
in my teens I was way to autistic to get one (wow, computer addict, kinda scared to go outside etc.)
my crush actually started to like me when I grew out of my autism, of course I missed my chance
early twenties not so shy anymore, but didn't realize girls were attracted to me and I didn't know how to talk to them
early to mid start going to prostitutes and suck some cock
mid to late twenties, stop doing hookers and gay stuff.Zero autism, I am able to easily pick up girls from tinder and social places like bars, clubs. Feel I could go for girls at work.
too broken now to feel anything for them, except maybe to consider them friends with benefits
have periods when I fuck three girls in two weeks time and will probably fuck some guy's wife while he watches sometime next month
mfw all those years I couldn't realize I am good looking and better than most men, all I had to do was to have some confidence
I basically lost my only chance to be truly happy when I blew away the chance to be with the girl I was in love with
I am a bigger failure because I am not a fat, gross, dirty neckbeard
too late to realize I am normal and attractive, missed good opportunities, ruined myself by going to hookers and sucking cock
Basically, I have been kicking myself in the balls all my life.
Meine Schwantzstuck ist Groß.
i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.
Has literally nothing to do with the situation, you're clearly 10 years old.
Everytime a girl communicates with me, I cant hold a conversation properly unless its online.
Girls, every single time I ask, they never want to hang out with me and usually have some bullshit excuse
Almost every girl I know is to 'guy friendly' to the point of seeming like a roastie
Girls seem alittle intimidated when I'm around and I have no idea why (not buff or violent or anything)
50 bucks you give off a schooly shootie vibe
But I do.
I think you're making a big deal about it
Just avoid the 'safe' chitchat and take some risk, make some jokes that might go to far and just test it out
That's how building confidence works
'Cuz I'm gay as fuck, boiiiiiiiii!
checked as fuck
wife disapproves of that
Can anybody explain the $50 meme? Been seeing it a lot today.
So what's the issue? I don't see it
Stop regretting shit and push forward
she dumped me as of yesterday
she is an alcoholic, one of the best and also the most awful relationship I've ever been in. made it about year and half give or take, and been to hell and back over and over again.
what a fucking ride it was!
oh boy I can't wait to be single again!
I'm mainly referring to straight white women. I have plenty of lesbian friends and black women friends but unfortunetly I see them only as friends. Straight white girls, for some reason, act differently to me and I don't know why. FYI would never shoot up a school
It's not a meme, it's just that user saying he would bet $50 trump bucks that said user would commit a school shooting.
I can't say without context. Maybe you're fuck ugly, or autistic or both.
That's only because you take those signs as clues to make some sort conclusion that girls are not in to you
Stop overthinking shit please
I saw the 50 bucks bet at least 20 times today.
Because I married her. /thread
all guys are the same
So am I anonymous. About a week single. Im not sure I can do this whole fwb thing. Emotions play a part unfortunately. But watching her on chaturbate always gets me worked up.
Pretty hot edging to her camera, then finishing on her ass. Sucks, but eh.
Until she sucks you dry, takes all of your possessions along with your will to live.
Beta guys: no way lol
They're like "I have a girlfriend now and I must cherish it"
Other part of males I'd agree
Stupidly high standards; that in itself isn't entirely the issue, but it's the fact my personality is autistic as fuck. Physically I'd say I'm above average attraction but my inability to not be mentally handicapped ruins it.
I will eventually get over any regrets, the problem is I don't really feel anything towards the girls I meet and I want to. Maybe in time.
I have one
You must be alpha af boi; making all the waifu pillows moist
I don't want to, yet. I'm an old-fashioned guy. Unless I own a property, own a car, and financially stable, then I'll find one of those cheerful and naive 20-somethings and wife her.
I do not have enough problems
inb4 low T and whatnot
I work out, i have a job, i'm not an extrovert but I'm not a social misfit either, not ugly not handsome, i have my own apartment, i dress better than most people and have a comfortable amount of money both from my inheritance and from my work.
Have network of friends and spend my free time doing actual fun or interesting things that make me happy and accomplished.
Whenever i had a girlfriend, after the first 3 months of romantic/horny feelings everything subsided into drama, passive aggression and manipulation, basically everything became a chore, if i put my foot down i had drama if i let it go i got delayed despise. Whenever i invested something into the relationship i was rewarded with..nothing, women seem to regard men as stepping stones, a step here a step there until they get to the super-star-mega-famous-demi-god they think they deserve and who is going to make them happy forever and ever, eventually they get old and realise that's just not going to happen, so they pick the fist chump they can get and make his live miserable as a reward, making his life even more miserable after the divorce (+50% chance).
I fap and call in hookers for sex, hang out with my buddy's for companionship, and will keep on doing so until there's a real motivation caused by a reward at the end of the tunnel, having a gf, is just not worth it.
still clinging to the canid hierarchy meme
You sound like me, minus the hookers and cocksucking.
Honestly I think I'm just both.
Alright ill try. I do tend to over think heaps of shit
Well to be completely honest, I used to talk with girls quite easily, not trying out all sorts of oneliners or that kind of stuff, but just have good quality and fun conversations
Not the kind of 'Hey we have so much homework right' but just like you are genuinly interested
When you show the kind of interest in people and open up to them (really opening up), you'd be surprised about the responsies you'll get
Eventually, most relationships grow like that, you think about this person all the time until you find out you really like someone
The thing is (especially for the average unexperencied Sup Forums) to be assertive about it
Because I've got a gorgeous wife who I've been married to for almost 11 years.
girl sits next to me in class
super nice to me
looks like that girl from Rambo 2
finally get the nerve to ask her out
right a note "eat lunch with me?" on an index card
pass it to her during group discussion
she says, "I can't. I have to go home and feed my dog"
Who the fuck feeds a dog 3 meals a day? What dog that gets 3 meals a day can't wait 30 minutes for one of them?
Fuck it. Why even try.
im sorry for you
but dont give up
the more rejection you get so easier it gets
Well, with good quality conversations you do form deeper bonds with anyone, not just girls. I will try to open up more. I think this is my problem.
I'm good to me.no one can touch me like I can.
She could have just said fuck you. Ignore and try with another girl.
no exp with a girl/still a virgin
get really nervous around any girl i find attractive
it's honestly like a phobia i don't know why
also insecure af and can't look them in the eyes
she could have just said fuck you.
I would have preferred that. Her excuse was so lame it was more insulting.
Borderline personality disorder; been hurt a lot so now I don't trust anyone
right a note
actually I have two
Consider this, she could have made you pay for lunch, make you entertain her and then tell you she had to go feed her dog and never speak to you again
meet cute girl bring her back to my shitty small apartment
we cuddle in bed for like 10 mins before my urge to fuck her kicks in
i just want to sleep now
she still wants to cuddle
k cool we cuddle for 5 mins
i just want to sleep im really tired, she understands
wake up next morning go to the gym
i come home this bitch is still here. Wdf i just want to go on Sup Forums, watch tv show and do my own shit.
what are we going to eat - she says
I cant take it i just want to be alone and do my own shit is this normal
My wife won't let me have one.
Did you really ask her? I did.
Because I couldn't make her happy. Even thought it all started out well, it just degraded into everything I ever did upsetting her. She would cry so often because of me and I just couldn't fucking do it anymore.
Me too, never asked her, but i guess it's pretty clear. Also my son would be irritated...
Unrelated but I fucked up with a 9/10 girl in HS. I was autistic af in HS and this girl was always trying to talk to me and be around me. In hindsight it seemed like she was flirting and into me but I was a dumbass in HS. She goes to college in a nearby state now and I still have her added on Facebook from years and years back. I occasionally think about messaging her in FB and chatting her up and seeing if anything comes of it if she was into me and maybe still is but I'm a gigantic pussy and haven't forever now. Advice?
I bet you post memes about it in Facebook too. Let me guess, you're also a "recovering addict" who "made bad decisions but is now looking forward to a brighter future." I bet you think "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" is some really deep, meaningful shit.
Nah, but I'm not interested in having one anyway.
Sauce? She's sooooo hot
Tell her so?
Because I'm married and the other girls I fuck I don't want to have a full relationship with. I'm not a cheater.
Being 25 and never been close to having a girlfriend ever, this level of inexperience is unacceptable at my age. Also I'm too cold and emotionless/lonely to be attractive to anyone.
make tinder account
no good photos of face directly
get a few matches a week
one keeps talking, doesn't ignore me
put up a shot of my face
she stops replying
no more matches since 3 weeks ago
and so on, this sort of thing happens in real life too. I've seen girls I've never met before literally recoil at the mere sight of myself before I've even said anything. And all these years I can never work out why because I'm not that ugly, not fat or neckbeardy and can be friendly when I want to be.
Trouble is I don't want to be friendly anymore, it's too much wasted effort for no gain. Probably going to cancel my tinder account.
I am mentally and have severe abandonment issues that make me act irrationally out of fear of being alone. It has gone untreated because I can't afford healthcare.
Ironically I am utterly alone because of this and frequently cry myself to sleep.
I just want someone to hold me. That's truly and honestly the only thing in the whole world that I actually desire.
What's even more pathetic is that I'm a male and women smell my desperation the second I enter a room.
I am destined to be alone. Abandoned by family. Abandoned by friends. Abandoned by God.
You're asking for it: Post a pic of yourself!
Stopped reading at God.
Dont message her unless you have the logistics set to do a meet up in the next days, girls are fickle even if there's some interest, if you just chat and keep it that way she'll lose interest in no time.
If she doesn't agree to the meet up forget her definitely.
I was in the same situation, except she was my crush. I always postponed contacting her and then she died in a car crash.
In general, if you have something to say to somebody say it. You might never have the chance to do it later.
Because I'm gay
are you the perfect gentleman?
Come on, dude
just got out of jail
Working evenings/nights makes it hard tbh. I think it's an effort thing on my end because I could spend the evenings I do have off working towards that end but I don't.
Because I have terrible anxiety talking to people in general, even more when it's females around my age. Oh also obese
But you missed so much information.
I had a picture of myself that I would post up here, but fuck knows where I saved it
Well I am old fashioned, if that counts.
'Cuz I'm gay as fuck, boiiiiiiiii!
haha, very funny
Feed her a bowl of eggs.
you don't have to tell me what happened.
...but you have to eat all the eggs
Joke's on you, I have a gf.
I've met plenty of girls who are possible candidates but they all have one problem: they don't like me.
Last girlfriend was actually in a relationship the whole time. She asked me to move in with her. He didn't approve. Was pretty brutal all in all, felt sorry for him.
Is rather be spoiled by women and not date them. Was in a 3 year relationship until just recently and my life has been a million times better since we broke up. Relationships are over rated and always unfare.
Because despite my relative good looks, I have the personality of a forest fire
I'm broke, not particularly physically attractive and just autistic enough to reign in my personality to an acceptable level so I only attract crazy girls who I've had more than enough of for one lifetime.
Because after 5 long term relationships and many short term, I have come to the realisation that no girl will ever put the same effort into the relationship as I do.
I did everything I could to make them happy, but it eventually becomes not enough.
Women are parasites.
Time to become a lesbian user
Nah, I find gay shit repulsive in every aspect. I've accepted the fact I'm going to die alone and I'm happy about it. Just waiting on lung cancer from my new smoking habit.
Holy fuck. This is brilliant.
It's useless knowledge as the required personality type is far removed from (You)rs.
All I mustered to think about while watching was:
Why bother, I'd rather be at home than go through that hassle
I have one but i don't love her, i have a crush on a classmate.
Would anyone else be comfortable with gender role reversal?
Honestly, I'd love to be a househusband or whatever you call it. It would be heaven. I love cleaning, cooking and fixing shit. House would always be spotless, meals would always be lean protein, shit would always work.
It would do itself after a while, really.
'Cause you faggots keep spamming the board with this stupid question.
Actually I have one
Because she cucked me and left me with trust and abandonment issues.
Because I have a wife.
I've had 4, but it always ends after few months even if everything seems to be good
I guess I'm boring
or just the fact that some women want their relationships to be fucking fairytales
That's a cool story bro. I hope that plan works out for you.
Because all the girls i like are underage.
Lack of interest maybe, I mean I'd like to have one but not just any woman to fuck. If I wanted a woman to fuck, I'd pay a hooker.
Guess when the time comes that I meet a girl who is kind, fun, hugs me often, and listens to what I say, I will ask her out.
Also has to be 12 years old.
I'm 17 almost 18 and I just have no desire for love or a relationship. Will it ever change?
She said no
next time ask directly, as manly as possible, keep trying, don't be such a pussy... fuck that bitch, keep trying user
Having a gf is a result of good social skills.
No social skills - no gf. Very simple.
lazy, fat and ugly
That's not true.
I have terrible social skills and I have a girlfriend.
She's trying to teach me social skills. I guess she sees potential in me.
"I am shit a relationships and will blame all women to avoid this fact"
Either your judge in character or your own character (probably both) need an upgrade
how the fuck did you meet then? Online? That is pretty much the only way if you do not have a social circle.
Broke up with my ex about 10 months ago. Kinda sad, but figured it's all good.
I realize now how much it messed me up.
I've fucked 16 other girls in that 10 month span, which I understand now was just a way for me to cope. Still lots of fun tho.
Anyway, I really like being in a relationship but I'm staying single for the time being, just to make sure my head is right.
Short version: no gf by choice, plus I'm kinda fucked emotionally.
I met her at a grocery store. I was buying food and she asked me what was for dinner. She was making fun of me because I can't cook and I had like 27 frozen dinners in my grocery cart.
I find it hard to believe. It's only possible if you are really good looking, but for us average Joes, having rich social life is the only way.
You're being groomed to become her provision drone, dumb ass.
I had one of 11 months and then one day she just met some other guy. And she was done with me, just like that. So now I'm searching for a new one, but I just wish my old one had never left. I'd rather be dead. Forgive this pussy post but I'm sad today.
That sounds like a great excuse to never try.
Did she break up with you before she started dating the other guy or was there an overlap?
but I have 2 girlfriends.
She broke up with me "before" apparently. Idk she just stopped talking to me and stopped coming to my apartment. There was no confrontation. Spineless bitch.
Try what? She started conversation with you, not the other way around.
Cold approach works in maybe 1% of cases. When you approach a girl that you do not know , she thinks you are a desperate weirdo with no friends, and you approach random girls all the time. I know, I've tried it a million times, I always get the number but they never return my calls. All the gfs I scored is thru mutual friends.
Insecurity, but its been turning into indifference so maybe soon.
ugly, have a fucked up nose. dont think ive ever seen someone with a more fucked up nose than me. really considering a nose job
he didn't even fight for her
he just passively accepted it
but this one girl who was so nice made me break, I did whatever it took to get her
she was my teacher and had a boyfriend
she considered it but I choked at the end, she said she'd be back next year. I fucking hope
try tinder, boys. It´s not only for fucking, at least where I come from. You should be good at using it, its a lot like Sup Forums in that you have to dig through a lot of bullshit to get to the good stuff.
fight for her
that's movie talk or 12 y.o. talk, you have no idea how real life works.
what if you are ugly af?
go for fat chicks.
thisfat chicks need some love too and often are better in bed than the skinny ones.
Irrelevant. Visual stimulation isn't a female attraction trigger.
I don't care about a relationship
why limit yourself to only one woman?
Nobody wants me I'm a fat looser feelsbadman
bc i am homeless and no body knows about it, but i still go out to bang bitches i meet on bumble and tinder.
make ~ $85k in salary
live in one of the most expensive cities in the US
sleep in my office every night so i don't have to pay rent for an apartment
save ~4500 a month after bills doing this
I cheat on every girl that makes it past a month.
Can't stop myself
sleep in my office every night so i don't have to pay rent for an apartment
If you only knew how many people out there do it, i personally know a dentist and an assistant accountant who do this.
This. So I gave up.
Drama isn't my thing.
Was a virgin til 21, i'm more comfortable alone.
I've found simpler ways to be positive.
Very low sex drive.
Overall, i'm not a relationship-type guy.
No game to get fuckbuddies.
Still feeling content enough, so no motivation to improve.
Because i hate life
Not everything is a meme sperglord
I'm starting to realize tha tmore and more professionals are starting to do this.
i was paying ~ 1800 for an apartment and i just got tired of wasting my money on that shit.
because at some point in relationships, I snap and become cruel. I begin to hate the woman I'm with and psychologically fuck with her, manipulate her, and want to cheat on her left and right. I want power over her and to hurt her. But something usually sets me off, some bad trait of hers. So I keep my distance and bury my feelings in drink and my dick in a fleshlight. Lonely but the monster is contained and managed. Also 100% focus on work helps.
lol, she couldn't clean her face. hahahahaha
I bet she was freaking the fuck out when she realized why they left in such a hurry.
Because i have a wife
Fuck everyone in this thread.
Girls are simple. Evolutionary psychology explains human attraction fairly succinctly.
They need a provider/alpha/father figure/scoundrel bad boy so they can feel security/trust/love and as a bonus be able to gloat about it to their circle of girlfriends to make them jealous.
Now me? I'm single because I'm too busy making money and getting shit - and dating girls is expensive (time and money). When you've got your ducks in a row, bitches come to you. If you chase them, you give them all the power.
Young beautiful women have the upper hand because your ass is broke. Older men have the upper hand because women lose their looks but men can not be so broke anymore.
But if you're a young-dumb-fullofcum kind of moron, and just waste your cash chasing pussy, you're gonna be a pitiful old man as well who never learned to manage his own shit properly. Get it together motherfuckers.
Don't chase them. Don't love them more than they love you. In a relationship, someone will always want the other more than one of you.
Be the one who wants it less than her. And she will be yours.
Who's fault is that?
You pick which females will accompany your time.
Then date someone you can get, or get rich. Fuck. Compensate in other areas.
This guy in the pic is an ideal female choice (not universal, but nearly). Handsome, fit, intelligent, financially secure, has status.
Trump is ugly, fat, and mentally handicapped, but financially secure and has status. So he gets a vapid bimbo of a wife.
Truth is, be yourself, and the right woman for you will come into your life when you're ready. But if you want a great woman, you have to be the best version of yourself you can be.
You pick which females will accompany your time.
God yer dumb. He's saying that ALL of his options are skanks. He's probably an American.
I'm 70% sure i'm autistic.
only boys are autistic
So? find an autistic girl, dumbass.
I have money, and want to keep it that way for awhile.
probably because im not a normie
I am outrageously ugly.
Because I like not being broke
im 18 but i feel like i'll end up like you user. Im very timid and almost never start a conversation with a girl, only girls start conversations with me, the thing is, i can be really funny with guys but girls just have a different humor and i have to be in trust to be funny, and no girl has ever given me that kind of trust.
spent years being lazy and am socially awkward
have been a giant fat ass so no girls/women paid me any attention, starting to lose weight with proper nutrition, dieting and excercise (lost 92 pounds) but ive basically no experience talking to anyone outside of formal stuff so i wouldnt even know if someone had any interest
will probably be alone for life but who knows, didnt think id lose weight either
dont give up user, i bet things will get better
I am bad in flirting
Are you me? I have a fucking huge jew hook nose with a massive bump and tip (not even jewish) and am probably just gonna say fuck it and get a nose job. Will be embarrassing for a while but I know I'll get laid a ton more. Do it bro.
You get cheated on.
Who's fault is that?
Cos I am a fugly cunt :-(
to busy earn money
hookers are cheaper then Gf!
Bc i have to hands
all the people in this thread who fuck hookers
not knowing you can catch herpes with a condom
meh! When my time comes then so be it!