Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

I don't want to

dolls > girls

I'm surrounded by skanks incapable of loyalty.

stomach shit happening, dont know what it is, can hardly leave my bed, been the case for months
thus, i havent been able to leave the house to meet people and shit

...

I have an internet connection.

I don't leave the house I got a girlfriend. Clearly you have an internet connection.

You're using your ailment to find an excuse to not try.

Did you walk in on her cheating on you or something?

lawyer fucked me

Because girls I like and girls that like me are different girls.

Yes. With two guys. TWO

They had just left before I walked in on her like that. I guess they heard my car pull up.

dont wanna meet people online, meeting in person is more fun for me, dont wanna try otherwise, not necessarily starving for a gf either

schizoid

She left me.

I'm poor and socially awkward.

I'm an ugly autist and women can sense I'm creepy.

im ugly and dumb

im married and my wife gets mad when I do.

Because I'm a loser, women don't like losers.

Because I just don't talk to grills outside my class. When a girl approaches me first, I've got no problems. And I've got two female friends in my class that I talk to on a regular basis.

I tried small talk with a random grill in my University this week, actually. I couldn't hold a conversation properly. I asked her if she finds it disturbing when strangers talk to her, and that I've got problems with talking to random girls. She said it's okay and that I should definitely try approaching more girls. Then I said thanks and went away, shaking.

I started lifting in October, trying to boost my confidence and also made an account on Tinder and Bumble. So far it's been disappointing.

I'm leaving this country in a month anyway... Got no time.

But it sucks, you know. I'd like a cute teen gf that I'd cuddle with.

(you)

Eh, I spy some grammar mistakes, sorry. Just came back from the gym and I'm not feeling well.

I wish you, anons, good luck. Hope you'll find your love some day.

because I'm going to kill myself tonight, and no reason to complicate her life with what little I have left

Because I got out of a 7 year relationship a few months ago, I'm still fairly depressed over it and I'm not even sort of interested in anything serious.

good night sweet prince ;_;

Because I like hookers/escorts too much.

Only time I go out and socialize in this depressing place is when I'm getting shit faced to forget about how depressing this town and the people in it are. Fuck this place!

Had a break up recently, but actively looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.

>looking for some cutie that isn't just a bimbo.

I think you mean the opposite of that user. Finding a bimbo is the only reason to have a GF, you don't talk to a girl because she's funny and just one of the guys. You talk to women so you can fuck them, literally no other reason.

Because every single one I've had was a soulless monster.

Honestly, I've given up the idea of marriage, children and cohabitation.

i am looking good and have many requests by girls that wana date me. but im perv like fuck ( thanks obama ) and the most girls are just boring as fuck. So i just give a fuck and wank to perv shit like fuck

Your grammar is awful.

How to English 101.

well guess what... i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.

I'm fucking my cousin.

I don't really need to waste the money.

Du bist blöd.

too concerned with other things, don't feel like I'm ready, trying to stop sucking at life

because it's a waste of time, effort and money

Because women are fucked in the head.

Schlagfertig!

>in my teens I was way to autistic to get one (wow, computer addict, kinda scared to go outside etc.)
>my crush actually started to like me when I grew out of my autism, of course I missed my chance
>early twenties not so shy anymore, but didn't realize girls were attracted to me and I didn't know how to talk to them
>early to mid start going to prostitutes and suck some cock
>mid to late twenties, stop doing hookers and gay stuff.Zero autism, I am able to easily pick up girls from tinder and social places like bars, clubs. Feel I could go for girls at work.
>too broken now to feel anything for them, except maybe to consider them friends with benefits
>have periods when I fuck three girls in two weeks time and will probably fuck some guy's wife while he watches sometime next month
>mfw all those years I couldn't realize I am good looking and better than most men, all I had to do was to have some confidence
>I basically lost my only chance to be truly happy when I blew away the chance to be with the girl I was in love with
>I am a bigger failure because I am not a fat, gross, dirty neckbeard

tl;dr
too late to realize I am normal and attractive, missed good opportunities, ruined myself by going to hookers and sucking cock

Basically, I have been kicking myself in the balls all my life.

Meine Schwantzstuck ist Groß.

>i dont give a fuck. but lets see how good you are in writing german.

Has literally nothing to do with the situation, you're clearly 10 years old.

Everytime a girl communicates with me, I cant hold a conversation properly unless its online.

Girls, every single time I ask, they never want to hang out with me and usually have some bullshit excuse

Almost every girl I know is to 'guy friendly' to the point of seeming like a roastie

Girls seem alittle intimidated when I'm around and I have no idea why (not buff or violent or anything)

That's why

50 bucks you give off a schooly shootie vibe

witnessed

But I do.

checkd

I think you're making a big deal about it

Just avoid the 'safe' chitchat and take some risk, make some jokes that might go to far and just test it out

That's how building confidence works

'Cuz I'm gay as fuck, boiiiiiiiii!

checked as fuck

wife disapproves of that

Verified.

Can anybody explain the $50 meme? Been seeing it a lot today.

So what's the issue? I don't see it

Stop regretting shit and push forward

she dumped me as of yesterday

she is an alcoholic, one of the best and also the most awful relationship I've ever been in. made it about year and half give or take, and been to hell and back over and over again.

what a fucking ride it was!

oh boy I can't wait to be single again!

Nice quints
I'm mainly referring to straight white women. I have plenty of lesbian friends and black women friends but unfortunetly I see them only as friends. Straight white girls, for some reason, act differently to me and I don't know why. FYI would never shoot up a school

It's not a meme, it's just that user saying he would bet $50 trump bucks that said user would commit a school shooting.

Lazy

I can't say without context. Maybe you're fuck ugly, or autistic or both.

That's only because you take those signs as clues to make some sort conclusion that girls are not in to you

Stop overthinking shit please

I saw the 50 bucks bet at least 20 times today.

Because I married her. /thread

> all guys are the same

>yesterday
>again

Denial confirmed.
So am I anonymous. About a week single. Im not sure I can do this whole fwb thing. Emotions play a part unfortunately. But watching her on chaturbate always gets me worked up.

Pretty hot edging to her camera, then finishing on her ass. Sucks, but eh.

>21st century
>marriage
Until she sucks you dry, takes all of your possessions along with your will to live.

Beta guys: no way lol
They're like "I have a girlfriend now and I must cherish it"

Other part of males I'd agree

Stupidly high standards; that in itself isn't entirely the issue, but it's the fact my personality is autistic as fuck. Physically I'd say I'm above average attraction but my inability to not be mentally handicapped ruins it.

I will eventually get over any regrets, the problem is I don't really feel anything towards the girls I meet and I want to. Maybe in time.

I have one

>loyalty
>beta
You must be alpha af boi; making all the waifu pillows moist

I don't want to, yet. I'm an old-fashioned guy. Unless I own a property, own a car, and financially stable, then I'll find one of those cheerful and naive 20-somethings and wife her.

I do not have enough problems

No motivation.

>inb4 low T and whatnot

I work out, i have a job, i'm not an extrovert but I'm not a social misfit either, not ugly not handsome, i have my own apartment, i dress better than most people and have a comfortable amount of money both from my inheritance and from my work.
Have network of friends and spend my free time doing actual fun or interesting things that make me happy and accomplished.

Whenever i had a girlfriend, after the first 3 months of romantic/horny feelings everything subsided into drama, passive aggression and manipulation, basically everything became a chore, if i put my foot down i had drama if i let it go i got delayed despise. Whenever i invested something into the relationship i was rewarded with..nothing, women seem to regard men as stepping stones, a step here a step there until they get to the super-star-mega-famous-demi-god they think they deserve and who is going to make them happy forever and ever, eventually they get old and realise that's just not going to happen, so they pick the fist chump they can get and make his live miserable as a reward, making his life even more miserable after the divorce (+50% chance).

I fap and call in hookers for sex, hang out with my buddy's for companionship, and will keep on doing so until there's a real motivation caused by a reward at the end of the tunnel, having a gf, is just not worth it.

>still clinging to the canid hierarchy meme
Ω detected.

You sound like me, minus the hookers and cocksucking.

Honestly I think I'm just both.

Alright ill try. I do tend to over think heaps of shit

Well to be completely honest, I used to talk with girls quite easily, not trying out all sorts of oneliners or that kind of stuff, but just have good quality and fun conversations

Not the kind of 'Hey we have so much homework right' but just like you are genuinly interested

When you show the kind of interest in people and open up to them (really opening up), you'd be surprised about the responsies you'll get

Eventually, most relationships grow like that, you think about this person all the time until you find out you really like someone

The thing is (especially for the average unexperencied Sup Forums) to be assertive about it

Because I've got a gorgeous wife who I've been married to for almost 11 years.

>girl sits next to me in class
>super nice to me
>looks like that girl from Rambo 2
>finally get the nerve to ask her out
>right a note "eat lunch with me?" on an index card
>pass it to her during group discussion
>she says, "I can't. I have to go home and feed my dog"


Who the fuck feeds a dog 3 meals a day? What dog that gets 3 meals a day can't wait 30 minutes for one of them?

Fuck it. Why even try.

im sorry for you
but dont give up
the more rejection you get so easier it gets

Well, with good quality conversations you do form deeper bonds with anyone, not just girls. I will try to open up more. I think this is my problem.

I'm good to me.no one can touch me like I can.

She could have just said fuck you. Ignore and try with another girl.

no exp with a girl/still a virgin
get really nervous around any girl i find attractive
it's honestly like a phobia i don't know why
also insecure af and can't look them in the eyes

>she could have just said fuck you.
I would have preferred that. Her excuse was so lame it was more insulting.

Borderline personality disorder; been hurt a lot so now I don't trust anyone

>right a note

actually I have two

Consider this, she could have made you pay for lunch, make you entertain her and then tell you she had to go feed her dog and never speak to you again

...

> be me
> meet cute girl bring her back to my shitty small apartment
> we cuddle in bed for like 10 mins before my urge to fuck her kicks in
>fuck her
>i just want to sleep now
>she still wants to cuddle
>k cool we cuddle for 5 mins
>i just want to sleep im really tired, she understands
>wake up next morning go to the gym
>i come home this bitch is still here. Wdf i just want to go on Sup Forums, watch tv show and do my own shit.
>what are we going to eat - she says

I cant take it i just want to be alone and do my own shit is this normal

ya?

My wife won't let me have one.

Same here.

Did you really ask her? I did.

Because I couldn't make her happy. Even thought it all started out well, it just degraded into everything I ever did upsetting her. She would cry so often because of me and I just couldn't fucking do it anymore.

Me too, never asked her, but i guess it's pretty clear. Also my son would be irritated...

Unrelated but I fucked up with a 9/10 girl in HS. I was autistic af in HS and this girl was always trying to talk to me and be around me. In hindsight it seemed like she was flirting and into me but I was a dumbass in HS. She goes to college in a nearby state now and I still have her added on Facebook from years and years back. I occasionally think about messaging her in FB and chatting her up and seeing if anything comes of it if she was into me and maybe still is but I'm a gigantic pussy and haven't forever now. Advice?

I bet you post memes about it in Facebook too. Let me guess, you're also a "recovering addict" who "made bad decisions but is now looking forward to a brighter future." I bet you think "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" is some really deep, meaningful shit.

kek

Nah, but I'm not interested in having one anyway.