Ok. So, here is the plan.. we utilize the power of social media influence to make tool and or apc's next album(s) go platinum. (Everybody buy 2 physical albums) in doing so, maynard will be all but bound to do what he despises most, write more tool / apc music. By doing so we get more material as well as make maynards life hell and drive him to suicide. What say you Sup Forums.
Let's troll Maynard
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Hunter Rogers
go away maynard
Ryder Bailey
good plan
Joseph Jenkins
why would i buy two copies of a shitty album so that some pretentious manchild can make more half-baked shitty albums?
Adrian Sanchez
Because he is such a prick. He knows everyone will just pirate it and they wont make any money off it. He wants this. He is tired of touring, etc. So in return for his apathy toward his celebrity, we force him to continue. Its the worst possible thing that can be done to him. Dont you see?
Isaac Baker
You've found me out.
Xavier Mitchell
I don't get it. Sup Forums shits in tool all the time. Does anybody have a better plan to fuck with maynard? I thought this would be quite poetic.
Luke Carter
I believe we should all purchase two bottles of wine from Maynard's Caduceus vineyards, and then enjoy them while reading his book. It's really the only logical course of action here.
Benjamin Roberts
I saw APC live recently. He stayed in the background behind the smoke and light show doing excessive stretches and jerking shake weights off on his face.
His voice was fucking incredible though, especially on The Noose and The Hollow.
Matthew Sanders
if he said something nice about grimes that would really add years to his life
Cooper Young
He's been busy working on his signature gun so there won't be any new Tool music for a while.
Logan Peterson
It's going to be called the Omen Vicarious and it's going to be sold exclusively at Walmart.
I shit you not, look it up.
Gavin Bennett
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Samuel Kelly
>ha lets troll this man by giving him money!
genius
Lincoln Harris
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Dylan Ramirez
wtf i love maynard now
Brody White
stop making me dislike Tool they got me into music
Adrian Sullivan
Isn't Maynard not really involved in the writing of Tool's music? If you look at their liner notes most songs are credited to "Jones/Carey."
Nolan Gonzalez
>make money
>fuck bitches
>shoot niggers from a mile away
hellz yea
cry hard numale cuck lmao
Adam Phillips
I do like the gun just the way he stands in all the pictures
Cameron Campbell
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Lucas Clark
Tool rocks! Maynard gets hot chics.
David Reed
you know he probably has a kill count on his refrigerator
Colton Jones
maynard just puts his stupid fucking DUDE U R THE UNIVERSE LMAO lyrics over the top. the music is all jones
Aaron Nguyen
>my feet hurt
Josiah Lewis
>chic
lol
Kevin Turner
Why does Maynard dresses like Michael Gira?
Bentley Long
>I saw APC live recently. He stayed in the background behind the smoke and light show doing excessive stretches and jerking shake weights off on his face.
>His voice was fucking incredible though, especially on The Noose and The Hollow.
Good acid
Carson Adams
They are the greatest modern band. The music is awesome and it doesn't matter what he is saying it's how he is saying it.
Jace Foster
Puscifer ripped off one of Gira's songs. Ripping off his outfit too
Luke Rodriguez
Isn't he a massive leftie?
Jace Cruz
his godlike talent makes me hate him all the more
Jaxon Miller
underrated post
Colton Jones
what song?
Dominic White
I've been listening to some sporadic clips from the current perfect circle shows and he sounds really good in them.
David Stewart
give
Jeremiah Murphy
mean man keenan.
Ayden Allen
You don't know about Trump's right wing death squads?!?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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last one is a 4k clip of most of a festival set, he murders it during the first song
Aaron Harris
Trekka rips off Everything At Once
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Alexander Williams
>implaying that vaporware tool album will even surface within the next decade
Jack Lee
He's been friends with Ted Nugent, so that kinda doesn't surprise me all that much desu.
Andrew Ward
I can probably beat him in a fight. I don't like his nasaly voice. He's just asking to be bullied.
Henry Martinez
Why would this make you dislike them
Adrian Reyes
If you think Maynard's voice is "nasaly" then you must have never heard Trent Reznor (especially live).
Nolan Wood
He sings like a bitch.
Angel Carter
his hair looks awful
is it supposed to be stylish? because it triggers the fuck out of me and i just want to grab a buzzer and shave it
Christian Wilson
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Ian Brooks
>Maynard
>Trent
So why exactly nothing ever became of their would-be Tapeworm project/band/whatever? Two egotrips that big can't be productive together? Or couldn't they even agree on how to split the profits revenue from whatever would be released?
Dominic Russell
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>With my huge ego coming to the table, and everybody else’s ego coming to the table, that really polluted the project.
Sounds about right
Christian Fisher
For completeness' sake, here's Trent's take on it:
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