Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Project your own insecurities onto others!

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Claim once again

Find a flaw in my hunk of a man husbando
>protip: you cant

I'll keep it to myself.

Be a good student now

It was a good pizza, it wasn't even burnt that much

Well kinda because you didn't bring any new thing up, so I had nothing to go off

winning girl claimed

still here


abd
Because someone would give better attention than me. You see how many people claim her and Im no where near as devoted. Maybe I still have hope Ill be able to find a normal life but I dont know anymore.
Why do you like her?
That show was trash.

>winning girl

>Wasn't even burnt that much
I like burnt pizza tbh

>I'm being harassed by a loser
I'm an expert on winning, and this is very clearly the winning girl.

Why?

I enjoy the hair and the design of the character, i find it very adorable. Also how she is able to bond well with her partner and how she is connected with her partner. Not only that, but she wasnt a generic big booby lady
> [spoiler]Best girl[spoiler]

Sorry, I'm..pretty sleepy, not really good conversation right now.

But if you got to her first, I don't think she'd be the type to abandon you just because someone else came along

Where's the booty?

Don't you see? The real booty is the friends we made along the way.

That wasn't me

Oh I totally forgot
>insert pizza isn't even that good comment
>obligatory

>not asking where the titties at
>asking for booty first
I trusted you to be a winner, and you let me down.

What wasn't you?

I prefer to refrain from making enemies if i don't need to.
>

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Well yeah from what I heard she was in love with the partner who loved her drool.
Thats sad. If they would feel happier with someone else I welcome they do just that. I dont want to waste their time when they could actually be doing something.
Morning.

Thats fair.

The poster from the last thread.

Good morning~

Did the pizza have toppings?

Gives that extra texture, feels good tbh
>expert on winning
explain how you lost the debate about milk tbh

Go to sleep then, better that forcing yourself awake

Like, pineapple on pizza?
>implying there is anything wrong with booty first

Please stop

That's a very defeatist attitude. You could make her happy.
..if you say so

It wasn't me

Sorry. Im a bit drunk. How are you this morning.
With that logic anyone willing to give her the slightest bit of warmth can make her happy. Im nothing special.

I murdered them more than I made friends with them.
Dio was never a friend but he died anyway.
The right booty shot is better than a boobie shot.. but when you manage to get them both in there
Oh boy.
Ecchi is more my thing, though.
Who is this semen demon and when is she getting in my bed?

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Very soon
But not yet
Mmmm, if you say so
You would be special to her.

>implying lost the debate about the milk
>implying not liking pineapple on pizza
>implying nothing wrong with booty first

Claiming best girl

>bootie better than boobie

Wishing I was drunk.

How do you type captcha when you're drunk?

>leans against you
Good morning

Just a ham and cheese pizza, I like it simple

What time is it for you?

>everything in that post
This is why you're a washed up memer tbh

Claiming best hunk of a man husbando

So would the first person who gave her any attention. With herself she could do better Im fine with admitting it. Look I want people like anyone else but I know I fall flat in the front. Always have.
Welcome back.
I just click the pics. Ive never been black out drunk. Ill hate myself for this tomorrow dont worry.

Niceu
Good morning, Mokarin

>Washed up memer
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE
>implications

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Fairly sure she's an original character.

Ty user, dirty girls are the best no?

beep boop

2:44 AM
I really don't think you do..But, I can see I'm not going to convince you.

Good morning, mate.

boobie > bootie always

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Disregard all others.

They are ok. I prefer they keep the fact they are freaks to themselves. works better in the end.
I think I do and ive dealt with it for 20 years.Its rather sweet of you to think that but with the way things work out for me I have to disagree.
Boobs are better.

Oh I thought you had to type captcha like I do
>

Did you sleep well, Alice-chan~?

I'm going to kick your ass

Isn't it the afternoon for you?

>by Sonokawa Momoka

>boobs are better
See, Tomo's got the right idea, as usual!

Papa Spiegel is invalidating us again.

You're entitled to your own opinion!
But why!

Well its hard to keep that a secret if your covered in dried up soda and ants

I live in WA, mate. It's three in the morning for me.
Also I haven't had to type captcha for Sup Forums in some time.

Not really, no. But that's not uncommon

No. I never have to type that but even then I type this pretty ok.
I mean my opinion stems from visual not physical so I could be wrong in the end.
Yeah I am and so are you even if your opinion would be wrong once it settled in.
Really? Tomo did the same thing and almost no one knows she is a perv except readers.

I only watched the anime, and while that is true coulda swore someone noticed the ants and soda, also the smell enless im remembering it wrong. Its been a few years, I label that show as slice of cringe

And I think yours would be wrong!

>boobs are better visually and physically
take my word for it, friend.
Or go out and find out for yourself.

Give this hot piece a feel.

Decided to play some vidya instead of chat here. My bad.

No you are right. That did occur. However the smell didnt happen because people have trouble smelling themselves. Slice of cringe is fair as well.
Also part of your opinion. Arent I nice? People can have their own silly opinions and I know it wont effect me at all.
If I did that I would have sexual assault charges leveled at me. I dont get that close to be people but I do want to grab both at least once. Pipe dreams of human love huh?

not like this papa spiegel

>Winner

Experience has been had.
I still prefer a good butt to a good pair of tits.
That said i'm also something of a lolicon so maybe i'm just sick.

I meant with consent, obviously.

Preference is preference.
>But my opinion is always right
>always

Sure, I know we each have our own~

I'm heading to bed now, g'night everyone!

Dont be silly. Im some average ugly fourchanner who wont get layed without paying a whore.
Night.

>Thinking your opinion is better than mine
>Not drinking bleach
They're both fine. It's in the presentation.

To each their own, but
>boobs are the best

Sure, but butts are still objectively better.
I mean, you probably can't fuck a pair of tits, and if you can they're far too large.

That they are.

Not with that attitude, you won't!

>They're both fine
Right, but if you had to pick one over the other, just hypothetically, you'd pick mine.
>Because it's right
>Because it always is

This isnt and attitude problem its a looks one.

> Clearly never heard of a proper tiddie fuk

>Clearly has a different idea of what constitutes too large.
I used to be engaged to a girl with DDs. I know how a tit job works.
Didn't do it for me in the slightest.

You can fuck a butthole but boobs look so nice. They may just be sacks of fats but man I want to play with them.

Because it'll make Chara upset~

When did you live to America?
And git gud

You should drink warm milk before bed, it'll knock you right out and you won't have to take a nap during the day.

Lol post what you're drinking!

You're cute so it's okay.

Sleep well~

Let's just all agree a Spiegel is better.

Jack daniels. Its gone and im alone now.

Understandable. Opinion is opinion after all.
I still like butt more.
Spike doesn't have tits.
Spike barely has an ass.
I don't see it.

Lets agree my hunk of a husbando is better. I Dare you to find a flaw
> protip: you cant

Why?
He was in a shit cartoon and a bully.

Are you fucked up?

I can't stomach warm milk. It makes me want to vomit

Way. Ask me anything.

Being a bully means hes gotta have the gains. Gains=hunk
Also hes got a secret technique like every anime character its called The Bop
>secret technique like in anime= its an anime

Uh
My whole life, dude.

forgot to link to
whoops
>winner

I'm not overly enthralled by tits. After you mess with them a bit, they lose a bit of their appeal.
A good butt gives you plenty to grab and smack and whatever else. Plus, playing with a butt can always turn into other things with as little as a shift of where exactly your hand is.
And everyone knows all the real fun is between the legs anyways.

Gah there's no way around you >.>

Lets see~

Where you picked on in high school?

You're lying~

Another one of my many bad qualities

Can you drink milk during the day?

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Nah he is a piece of shit who tortures teenagers for nothing. I watched the fucking show.
Yeah but you got to argue between the 2 sideshows. I really want to grab tits but I know it wont happen.
Daily.

but
I'm not

>saved hard

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R-really? Did you fight back?

Then why do you keep saying "mate"?

St-stop it..

No. Its what they wanted me to do.

>implying no other anime has a character that beats up teenagers for nothing

I just picked it up I don't know

Cold milk, yes. Once it starts warming up it makes me want to be ill