Name a better condiment than ketchup

Name a better condiment than ketchup
>protip: you can't

Salt

REKT

Catsup

ranch dip

A1

Nigger jizz

Who the fuck eats six veggie sausages, 7 potato wedges and a kilo of peas as a meal?

FUCKING MAYO OR TABASCO OR GARLIC SAUCE!!!

Salt

You should feel bad about that meal

Haught sawce

Literally every other condiment

mustard
>more complex
>less sweet
>no/less sugar
>fewer carbs
>healthier
>more variety

Sambal
Sate sauce
Anything really

Big mac sauce

Fancy sauce

That meal is fucking depressive

Semen

I used to know a indian kid who put ketchup on pasta instead of actual sauce and said it was the same thing and just as good. Idk he always does molly and x alot. Made his palate retarded

Poor kid

ketchup and pasta are a match made in heaven

Maybe if your a redneck or a indian kid whos brain is swiss cheese from all the k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly he binges every night

pepper sauce (the good stuff)

Literally anything is better than that shit

Ketchup on pasta is a sin.

Why don't use use some actual pasta sauce? Or pesto or carbonara sauce or literally anything but ketchup?

Please educate yourself and your pasta game!

first of, wtf is it?? green peas and what????

oh look, the pasta nazis raise their sweaty heads

>k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly

you seem to know a lot about these things. can i ask in the interest of your peers and family that you partake in voluntary addiction counselling?

I dunno, maybe because ketchup is way cheaper than actual pasta sauce ?

As a broke student, I only pasta for carbs

you didn't read the thread at all, huh?

It's a cry for help on a plate.
Not even ketchup can help here.

Log of shit?

freshly squeezed for me

Hey do what you want im just saying thats disgusting and theres no way that taste good or better ffs. You have a bad palate as well

Pasta sauce is literally a dollar anywhere if you buy generic. Where do you shop for sauce, SkyMall?

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Ketchup is fine with pasta.

I barley have any money either, but I rather get some cheap powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water. Takes a few minutes, costs nothing, and tastes way better.

I think my salt niggers are right. I put salt on everything. There are tastier condiments for sure. Like mayonaisse, but for versatility and overall use salt is king.

Lmao. I never dabbled with any of that besides alcohol on that list. I just used to know some kids who did and were into some crazy things.

Everyone with a childhood has had ketchup and pasta. I don't see any reason to use it when you could make or buy a sauce for next to nothing.

>Loves ketchup
>underage banned

Yeah i agree.

are you home alone?

>powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water

that, sounds horrible.
ketchup all the way.

To me ketchup is actually an ingredient to the best pasta tomato sauce in the world. You can use it to sweeten and add extra tomato flavor. The consistency also helps the sauce stick to the pasta as it should.

a tin of chopped toms , bit of tom purie , black pepper and a bit of grated frozen chilli , garlic to your taste , cheap as fuck to make and tastes high end

Tartar sauce for squid and fries, barbecue for everything else.
Ketchup is fake tomato shit. Go chunky tomato sauce or GTFO.

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This.
Nothing beats potroast with a sweet mustard marinade!

Ranch

Fucking WinRAR
Op getsfuckingR EKT

Ad more tomato flavor: use tomato puree.

Ad more sweetness: sugar

Ranch dressing you fucking retard, better than any fucking dressing on the planet. it has the savor of salt and the creaminess of melted butter.

Salt is not a condiment it's an ingredient... But I agree. Add pepper too..

Or a seasoning. Or a spice. Or a preservative.

Or a byproduct of libtardsLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Barbecue sauce, how is this even a question

how complicated

also a byproduct of trumptards

It does look like a 12 year old made that

So a lasagna to you is basically the Burj Khalifa?

let's say i'm glad ketchup makes it all easier.

No, trumptards don't cry. They're too dehydrated from shitting all over the floor and fucking their sisters.

LMFAO

Do you put ketchup between the layers of your lasagna?!?!?!

That looks disgusting. Who drenches their peas in ketchup?

Salsa?

how about ketchup and mayo mixed together 50/50 makes an amazing sauce

Ketchup and Ranch used as dip for chicken legs/wings is amazing.

ketchup is the condiment for stupid people

edgy as fuck

Does that mean mayonnaise of for pedophiles?

This, a thousand times this.

stupid people with basic taste buds. stop being poor and start eating like a civilized human. go to a fucking real resturant

man, you must have horrible ketchup if it's worse than brown sauce.

(edit)

>stop being poor and start eating like a civilized human. go to a fucking real resturant
You mean "learn to cook" user. Have some standards.

Fukkin THOMAS SAUCE

cooking is for peasants

Tomato sauce is 69 times better than ketchup faggs

My homemade barbecue sauce

Or for people with skills and value. ;^)

a special snowflake.

Siriacha

curry ketchup

Hot Mustard

Are you german?
Because liking curry ketchup usually comes from being exposed to the greatness of the curry wurst.

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Brown Sauce

mustard, mayonnaise, and seasoned salt mixed together

Cream Cheese

Homemade by you? If so got a recipe fuckin' love bbq sauce.

i'm a curry ketchup priest on an international awareness mission

probably the most objectively wrong reply ITT

"sandwich sauce"

So you have been exposed to the curry wurst as well?
You're doing good work user.

if you think op's meal is gross, you should have had my childhood. we were countrybumpkin as fuck. My dad made good money but he supported 4 kids and a wife alone. My uncle worked at a turkey farm and would drop off a big bag of turkey necks every friday. Our usual meal was turkey necks, pan fried potatoes, and my mother grew string beans, so we had string beans and in the spring we'd pick dandelion greens from a farm near our house. My mother would put them preserve jars

his holy wurstness revealed itself to me. i've been a preacher of the curry since that fateful moment in time.

Mango curry!

sriracha sauce

Wurstspeed user, wurstspeed.