Name a better condiment than ketchup
>protip: you can't
Name a better condiment than ketchup
Salt
REKT
Catsup
ranch dip
A1
Nigger jizz
Who the fuck eats six veggie sausages, 7 potato wedges and a kilo of peas as a meal?
FUCKING MAYO OR TABASCO OR GARLIC SAUCE!!!
Salt
You should feel bad about that meal
Haught sawce
Literally every other condiment
mustard
>more complex
>less sweet
>no/less sugar
>fewer carbs
>healthier
>more variety
Sambal
Sate sauce
Anything really
Big mac sauce
Fancy sauce
That meal is fucking depressive
Semen
I used to know a indian kid who put ketchup on pasta instead of actual sauce and said it was the same thing and just as good. Idk he always does molly and x alot. Made his palate retarded
Poor kid
ketchup and pasta are a match made in heaven
Maybe if your a redneck or a indian kid whos brain is swiss cheese from all the k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly he binges every night
pepper sauce (the good stuff)
Literally anything is better than that shit
Ketchup on pasta is a sin.
Why don't use use some actual pasta sauce? Or pesto or carbonara sauce or literally anything but ketchup?
Please educate yourself and your pasta game!
first of, wtf is it?? green peas and what????
oh look, the pasta nazis raise their sweaty heads
>k2, triple cs, alcohol, and molly
you seem to know a lot about these things. can i ask in the interest of your peers and family that you partake in voluntary addiction counselling?
I dunno, maybe because ketchup is way cheaper than actual pasta sauce ?
As a broke student, I only pasta for carbs
you didn't read the thread at all, huh?
It's a cry for help on a plate.
Not even ketchup can help here.
Log of shit?
freshly squeezed for me
Hey do what you want im just saying thats disgusting and theres no way that taste good or better ffs. You have a bad palate as well
Pasta sauce is literally a dollar anywhere if you buy generic. Where do you shop for sauce, SkyMall?
Don't knock it until you've tried it. Ketchup is fine with pasta.
I barley have any money either, but I rather get some cheap powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water. Takes a few minutes, costs nothing, and tastes way better.
I think my salt niggers are right. I put salt on everything. There are tastier condiments for sure. Like mayonaisse, but for versatility and overall use salt is king.
Lmao. I never dabbled with any of that besides alcohol on that list. I just used to know some kids who did and were into some crazy things.
Everyone with a childhood has had ketchup and pasta. I don't see any reason to use it when you could make or buy a sauce for next to nothing.
>Loves ketchup
>underage banned
Yeah i agree.
are you home alone?
>powder sauce that you mix with boiling milk and or water
that, sounds horrible.
ketchup all the way.
To me ketchup is actually an ingredient to the best pasta tomato sauce in the world. You can use it to sweeten and add extra tomato flavor. The consistency also helps the sauce stick to the pasta as it should.
a tin of chopped toms , bit of tom purie , black pepper and a bit of grated frozen chilli , garlic to your taste , cheap as fuck to make and tastes high end
Tartar sauce for squid and fries, barbecue for everything else.
Ketchup is fake tomato shit. Go chunky tomato sauce or GTFO.
...
This.
Nothing beats potroast with a sweet mustard marinade!
Ranch
Fucking WinRAR
Op getsfuckingR EKT
Ad more tomato flavor: use tomato puree.
Ad more sweetness: sugar
Ranch dressing you fucking retard, better than any fucking dressing on the planet. it has the savor of salt and the creaminess of melted butter.
Salt is not a condiment it's an ingredient... But I agree. Add pepper too..
Or a seasoning. Or a spice. Or a preservative.
Or a byproduct of libtardsLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Barbecue sauce, how is this even a question
how complicated
also a byproduct of trumptards
It does look like a 12 year old made that
So a lasagna to you is basically the Burj Khalifa?
let's say i'm glad ketchup makes it all easier.
No, trumptards don't cry. They're too dehydrated from shitting all over the floor and fucking their sisters.
LMFAO
Do you put ketchup between the layers of your lasagna?!?!?!
That looks disgusting. Who drenches their peas in ketchup?
Salsa?
how about ketchup and mayo mixed together 50/50 makes an amazing sauce
Ketchup and Ranch used as dip for chicken legs/wings is amazing.
ketchup is the condiment for stupid people
edgy as fuck
Does that mean mayonnaise of for pedophiles?
This, a thousand times this.
stupid people with basic taste buds. stop being poor and start eating like a civilized human. go to a fucking real resturant
man, you must have horrible ketchup if it's worse than brown sauce.
(edit)
>stop being poor and start eating like a civilized human. go to a fucking real resturant
You mean "learn to cook" user. Have some standards.
Fukkin THOMAS SAUCE
cooking is for peasants
Tomato sauce is 69 times better than ketchup faggs
My homemade barbecue sauce
Or for people with skills and value. ;^)
a special snowflake.
Siriacha
curry ketchup
Hot Mustard
Are you german?
Because liking curry ketchup usually comes from being exposed to the greatness of the curry wurst.
...
Brown Sauce
mustard, mayonnaise, and seasoned salt mixed together
Cream Cheese
Homemade by you? If so got a recipe fuckin' love bbq sauce.
i'm a curry ketchup priest on an international awareness mission
probably the most objectively wrong reply ITT
"sandwich sauce"
So you have been exposed to the curry wurst as well?
You're doing good work user.
if you think op's meal is gross, you should have had my childhood. we were countrybumpkin as fuck. My dad made good money but he supported 4 kids and a wife alone. My uncle worked at a turkey farm and would drop off a big bag of turkey necks every friday. Our usual meal was turkey necks, pan fried potatoes, and my mother grew string beans, so we had string beans and in the spring we'd pick dandelion greens from a farm near our house. My mother would put them preserve jars
his holy wurstness revealed itself to me. i've been a preacher of the curry since that fateful moment in time.
Mango curry!
sriracha sauce
Wurstspeed user, wurstspeed.