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>rags

>tfw Armenian genetics has more defensive hockey knowledge than Swedish and Finnish genes

This is a nice meme I like it. I will watch hockey now

F I N L A N D

puempel to the rags

>mfw Dylan Strome busts in front of my very eyes

Is that the guy who don't get ice time because his playing on the same team as based RR55 known as the terminator

Ayyy

>he's too small they said
>he's not strong enough they said
>he will never be good enough they said

why do we have to be the only autistic general on here that never posts a sport related general photo

»»\reddit\

Go watch apehoop faggot

>armenian genocide

Kek Finland continues cucking of sweden even after barkov's shootout.

Rookie Honka goes straight to 1st pp unit in his 1st game and Klingberg is demoted to 2nd pp
unit.

GOLDEN GENERATION

>rags

Daily dose Bonaqua keeps me focused on shitposting

Post armenians

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nonono... get this: Klingberg was healthy scratched for Honka

STOP IT, WE GET IT PULJU

>That first sip of the day

>Why can't I hold all these Bonaquas?

What are your predictions for tonight lads?

-Michael from Charleston

>when you rock with the fresh new Bille Beino® swag

kek

Give me ONE REASON the Alaska Aces wont win the Kelly Cup

PULJU PLEASE I HAVE USED ALL MY MONEYS ON BONAQUA. NO MORE

flamers
>rags
cannons
prods
stors
coilers
shorks

Delet this now! Never post anything about that kunt ever again

CGY>BUF
NYR

i never knew i needed this

He usually gets 20 minutes a night. Not sure what you're talking about, friendo. Can you send me some of that Valio butter? I'm too lazy to go to the store

>wild losing to dallas
how the fuck is that going to happen? Wild already fucked around last game and gave it away. Not gonna happen two games in a row.

Refreshments berry blast in every sip ®

That's how I feel. Goals from Finns tonight. Haula, Granlund, then Coyle, and maybe Parise or Spurgeoun/Scandella

Why is the bottle so small
Or is pulju that big

Game Ready® helps me to give my 100% on every practice and game.

Pulju is big

If pulju owned a business what would they sell?

Thanks for Ajo-Opisto® V.I.P driving school is now a card in my pocket!

Thanks Fonum® for fixing my Iphone 6s

Can I interest you in a new shower-head from Bayer?

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>mfw some fat neckbeard wearing a gibson jersey at a bar in OC told me the kings were gonna get their asses kicked the other night

HEY MÄK WHEER DID YOU PUT MY BONAQUA?

I cant stop laughibg

You will get the supply back when you score a goal

t. Konnori Mäkkitaavi

i wonder what his iq is

Mäki-Taavetti would be more accurate

Unlikely that Scandella plays, he just started practicing again.

150

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What is David in Finnish?

Just a reminder to all poolparty posters: reddit is a BANNABLE OFFENSE

it is known reddit steals our spicy memes for free updoots

the real question is how are you obtaining the screen shots?

Taavetti or Taavi.

I'd say Dave is Taavi and David is Taavetti.

>tfw aho has more points than bulju

>Sebustian Aho

No surprise to anyone who's kept an eye on them.

Actually it'd be Taavetinpoika, a common surname in the past, since the mc part means son.

True

FINNS GO HOME

Make me

>deadmonton

Pulju hattrick incoming.

finlan

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

bust

This is the worst post ive seen all week, whats your fucking issue, boyo

>there are people in this thread RIGHT now who believe Barkov is better than Galchenyuk

>tfw >we'll never be last in metro because of poo york

Good post, and it will be even better when Carolina makes the SCF.
>mfw canadumbs talk about sunbelt relocation
>mfw vanpooper relocates to the sunbelt
me on the left btw

>possibly will btfo mcbust and company in their barn tonight
based

Did you just assume their gender

So everyone?

>Carolina makes the SCF

delusion the post

you must be pretty retarded lmao

The league announced new fan voting rules Monday that disqualify players from being named All-Star captains if they're injured or sent to the American Hockey League. Scott, a journeyman enforcer, was voted in by fans last year when he was with the Arizona Coyotes and still served as the Pacific Division captain despite being traded to the Montreal Canadiens and demoted to the AHL.

L E L

E

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SCF is going to be yotes/islanders
t. someone much smarter than everyone else in this thread

considering your delusion, ill just take that as the compliment you intended to give me

>blacklivesmatter wings
>muh streak

im not delusional because i was able to tell that post wasn't serious.

if you werent so busy sucking off maple trees maybe youd have the time to learn useful things. like not being a retard

your delusion stems from the fact you think im retarded

region lock on /hoc/ when

You need a safe space?

yes, a burger-free zone free from irrelevant hockey opinions

The Oilers have so much more scoring and defensive depth than the Blackhawks but the Hawks have more top end talent. Also an advantage to Goaltending (assuming Crawford is starting)

Should be a good tilt.

@DallasStars: Ruff says that Julius Honka is in tonight, John Klingberg is out. #MINvsDAL

coner mcdavid sucks and he is gay lol

Good post

>Uncle Gary puts in fan voting for the all-stars weekend
>Surprised when the fans vote a meme in
>Tries everything to keep said meme from attending
>Fails and meme becomes all-stars MVP

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I don't know why he hates this so much, man. You could tell both John and all the other players on the ice fucking loved having him there and the fans thought it was hilarious. It's the kind of shit that's literally free publicity.

Your posts means absolutely fuck all when Chicago has scored more goals and let in fewer. Chicago is in another weight class. The coilers aren't dead weight anymore but they're one dimensional as fuck outside of mcmeme.

Flyers are ELITE

AMERICA'S TEAM

give me one good reason why the Flyers aren't ELITE and aren't AMERICA'S TEAM.

>inb4 "they just aren't"
none of that dumb shit

ELITE team represents the most ELITE country

In no way, shape, or form do the Oilers have better defensive depth than the Hawks. Absurd proposition desu famalam.

>hongcouver chincucks

Here's how the wings can become decent in the next few years

Drop Tatar
Drop DDK (hahahaha but seriously why did we sign him)
Drop Sheahan
Drop marchenko

Keep vanek forever
keep green forever
Keep goose for another few years
Keep Smith for a few years
Nielsen is okay, play it by ear

Obviously give more time to mantha, AA, Sproul, and other prospects

Flyers are like the Laffs of America. Borderline retarded, delusional fans, and they won the cup so long ago that it doesn't matter. Decades of failure do.

>inb4 muh playoff runs
>inb4 muh competitiveness
no one cares

>cooner mcdavid

How many batteries should one take to a flyers home game?
I want to carry my weight and bring at least a few, but I don't think I'd need a ton because I'm sure I can get some from whoever sits next to me.