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g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I have a headache, maybe tomorrow.

The weekend starts soon. I'll at least wait until Monday

nice dubs. hope your head feels better.

because i got most of what I want in life, and the things I don't have aren't too important to me.

thats great. glad you have what u want in life. what are those things that you have ?

Because I want my arse to be used by two manly men too. No homo.

Apathy and effort vs gain. Life isn't shitty enough to get my lazy ass up to go get a shotgun.

Woke up to the sun shining, plowed my 8/10 wife doggystyle until I came inside her, working from home today at a well-paying job, kids are good humans. What's not to like?

if ur a man, that's sorta homo.
good point.
that sounds like a great situation. pics of wife ?

Idk I was really considering it last night

I do try to make good points. Downside to being smart, my justifications of my behaviors that aren't helpful are more logical, as backwards as the logic is.

what stopped u ?
glad u are here.

money, friendship, a place to live of my own. not addicted to drugs or alcohol.

Life's pretty good. Could certainly have worse.

those are good things.
glad you have all those.

Because killing yourself is stupid. Also, because it's Friday, and on Friday I usually get my fat little GF drunk and fuck her in the ass.

Because I'm still waiting for the crusade

happy friday.
why not get ur gf to lose weight ?

I kinda like her the way she is. Not a landwhale, but definitely nice and plump. It's all good, man.

I can't complain. A pic of the wife for you.

cool beans. glad you are happy, and she's not unhealthy obese. keep on plowing her, and good luck.
wife looks good. congrats.

Idk I was really drunk and alone. Being really nihilistic. I woke up with my .357 in my hand.

who's the girl on the right?

Because I don't have a reason to kill myself.

If you're at the point where you need a reason *not* to do it, you should probably just go ahead and do it. You've already failed on multiple levels.

will continue with the routine. work all day. go home to wife & kids. get blackout drunk & pass out. repeat for another 20 years.

have no idea.
good point.

Nice Tits McGee

i dont think that's her name.

August Ames?
ugly imo, so is the one on left(Abella Danger?)

There's this girl I'm waiting to rape. I think she takes it as a joke by now but i will definitely do it. Prove to her I'm not a beta faggot. After that then I'd kill myself because honestly, who wants another rapist in the world?

PORN

I suggest a counter-proposal: strip naked outside and kill yourself in the prone position, then lot a dog rape your corpse. Everyone wins, and you don't fuck up a girl for life in the process.

what if when you are done, she goes in for a kiss on your cheek and says she was starting to think you would never actually do it?

>basically my story

Nah, it's okay. She wants it, just won't know until the end of it

filtering this cancer thread

check'd

DEUS...

Then I'd have to ask her what her boyfriend thinks of the situation. She sent me loads of nudes so I don't think I can trust her not to do the same to me

Cuz life can be fun.
League of Legends x)
Girls
Food
Fitness

dubs say do it. enjoy raping her.
good reason.
why?
Why not Dota?

That's what all mentally ill rapists say. Dude, you've got a chance to be a hero here. Not a shitty one, like Hawkeye - a real hero. You can save a woman from years of mental anguish by abandoning your plans or eradicating your defective brain. Choose the light, user. Be the hero you were meant to be.

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Honestly I'm sad but have no reason to be sad.

or you know, she wants you to cuck her bf?

im not saying to trust her with a joint morgage or anything, but what if something somewhat good comes from it? some kind of relationship where you fuck her in front of her wimpering boyfriend?

with me she didnt have a boyfriend, never sent nudes, just the topic came on rape and i blurted out that i think the concept sounds kinda hot, she was offended and walked away i expected the cops to come over and have a word with me any minute when she texted me she also thought it was hot, and to stay friends.

naturally i texted back if she really wanted to be friends with someone who thinks about raping her, she texted something back like "i hope you wont make too many bruises on me" and after that it became our thing.

I think 3 or 4 weeks after that i waited behind bushes right next to an abandoned shed i prepared. this is where she bikes after work, pulled her off when i knew it was her and dragged her in the shed, fucked her for i think about an hour or 2, first on a toolbench with her tied up and blindfolded. then stripped her naked and tied her with her standing up arms to a beam in the roofing, fucked her like that, cut her loose and forced her to take my dick in her mouth (in hindsight a mistake, this is when the blindfold moved and how she knew it was me)

next day at work she just comes up to me, kisses me on the cheeks and says "i thought you would never actually do it" i avoided the subject and denied it at first, but after she sucked my dick on break i knew it wasn't like she was having a wire or anything. besides the texts would fuck me over anyway.

all in all a very very dumb move on my part, combined with being an utter piece of shit... but it all came out "okay" in the end. I dated her for a couple years, then we split but we still hang every so often and have sex once in a blue moon.

Funerals are expensive

Because im already too high to even move.


And killing myself is just too much movement for me

Because I have weed.

No one asked you to write a god damn thesis, jackass

I came

funerals are expensive

>wall of text trying to dignify some sluty whorecunts disgusting actions
kys you disgusting fuck.
he'd be better off killing that whore instead of himself.
at least he isn't willing to lie to someone he claims to love while bringing diseases back to that same person

Cause patch 7.2 is coming out next week, so I may as well stick around a bit longer.

That patch will not fill what's missing.

You the niggyest

cuck

Living costs more. Also, funerals are optional.

I know. but my standards aren't very high on being "happy".

Honestly? Fear. Fear of being forgotten, fear that it wouldn't have mattered if i live or die. I'm not living the life I want, but lack motivation or determination, I ruin every relationship I have. Yet, as much as I want to be done and just leave. I'm scared to.

TLDR: IM A SCARED LITTLE FAGGOT

>tfw when you die you'd be replaced by a rock and in 30 years become forgotten by anyone who had ever known you and your legacy dies with you

Coz ur mom is sucking me right now

yeah,it's crazy.
or you are brave enough to live.

Exactlyyyy