So, i touched this thing, and now im in pain, can someone give me a quick rundown on this thing?

So, i touched this thing, and now im in pain, can someone give me a quick rundown on this thing?

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>shit quality pic

if that is a "procesonaria" ... you should go and see a doctor right away, your life is in danger.

OP, youre gonna die if you dont go to the hospital within 1h.

It's just a caterpillar. The poison isn't enough to kill a human, it'll go away in a few minutes

RIP

Scientist here, don't listen to this user, it's really bad, go see a doctor.

Touch it with your dick

Take a better picture. Also, why would you just touch a caterpillar that looks like that? You're probably just going to have a rash and some swelling unless you live in some hellhole like South America or something, then you may want to see a doctor.

it's a Laotian Meat Needle - they administer numbing venom through two forked mandibles, eventually developing into fatal gangrene if left untreated. Just ignore it, you'll be fine.

Other scientist here user, do this

You're going to die if your mother doesn't respond to this post

scientist here too - listen to these guys, they know

Prepare for necrosis and nerve damage. You are fucked, better kill yourself.

Im from Brasil...
Muito elbow is like this now,

DID SOMEBODY SAY...

"QUICK RUNDOWN?"

Well OP as far as I can read you actually should see a doctor

Beija a largata. Tira foto e posta...

Shit pic but if i had to guess id say it's a Echo Moth Caterpillar (pic for reference.)
Red'ish body fur with black stripes and head. Completely harmless.

>talking about Echo Moth
>posts picture of hipster's face

Put it on your dick and post pics

Seems a centipede.
Their venom is really nasty, go to see a doctor

that's a nimble navigator, with two curved hollow fangs, which inject paralyzing venom - definitely go see a doctor, op (assuming you're still conscious / reading this)

Sorry is this better?

Made me google loatian meat needle/10

Caca

beautiful - thanks, user

did you find anything, bro?

looks very nimble

My sides......

New name for my dick

very high energy

I named mine the Bhutanese Grub Strip

Op here, the back of my neck hurts, im feeling dizzy and i can't breath properly, im in the woods right now so i can't find someone

Raise your feet above your head, make a tube out of your hands, open a slit in the wound region, and ingest the venom with a rhythmic sucking motion until you've cleared your system of toxins. Good luck, user!

Don't worry about the dizziness thats just your body fighting the venom it's not harmful what you should do is try to get your heart rate up so it fights it faster.

>im in pain
>im in the woods right now
>im feeling dizzy and i can't breath properly
>rundown
OP discovers exercise.

You have a phone right?
How would you be talking to us otherwise?
Use your phone to call for help if you feel bad after touching a critter.

This thread is giving me the chuckles

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It's an alkaline sting from the hairs on its back. Cover the effected are in vinegar or lemon juice. Something acidic.

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You live in Brazil. You should be lucky you lived this long fgt. Now gky.

Haha idiot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/oak_processionary

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That's cool bro

Congratulations you're turning white

Shit this might be it

it's just a fry that got a bit burnt wash alcohol on the spot and take a anti-histamine

Call an ambulance if you want to live

Brazilfag here. You live here and don't know not to touch those fucking things? How old are you, 4?

>Lyrics from shitty dubstep

>I don't know what it is, I think I'll touch it
being this retarded

Calling bullshit simply because how the fuck could you touch that thing on that position of your arm if it's on the floor, you'd have to be some massive sort of fucking moron to do that.

I used to eat those motherfuckers.It will suck but you will live.

OP died

xD

Mhwahahaahaha stupid human... Now let us consume you and breed like your white women breed with black males.

top kek

you're full of sheets !
that's actually a "traumatopoea", OP will notice it when necrosis will strike.

Yeah that's a great picture for identification

Man, how is it I manage to see at least one thread a week with a person dying in real time here?

At least the Russians haven't taken that from me.

>An hero
its the only way.

That looks like an asp.

See a doctor,
best case. It will hurt more and more until it stops
Worst case, necrosis sets in and you will decay