This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home...

This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken eyes pick, unless you post in this thread.

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Ice pick*

this is bill

rollo

Can this be a ylyl

takbir

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sssss

OP is a faggot

WHERES IMMUNITY DOG

lmao i wanna die anyway lol

Lolol

AM READY

Saved

Greetings, strange ones. I come from a distant land in search of pron
no dicks

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ok

Jeebus saved me

well

here you go

Nnnnno

rolly

But why?

yo teddy, have a good day

Hi teddy. Kill my girlfriend first plz.

hope he shoots his kneecap off

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Any chance we can see Teddy's nudes?

More please.

you are protected by quads

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o shit

pls come

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>teddy is dead
>teddy is hiding in your home
how can a dead person be hiding in my house

that's just fuckin joker from suicide squad that ain't teddy

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o

Why do you autists believe this shit? Also sage.

aye

Wasn't this the other face that appeared in the Freaky Fred thread last night?

pls no

Okay.

Lol fuck you Teddy

thank boiyo

w8 m8, how is he going to kill me when he´s dead ?

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lol k

k.

nigger

Wow

op is a faggot

fuck u

o my fucking gooodddd

wwo

come at me

We never know

2spooky5me

Not gonna risk it

>eyes pick
I kek'd

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ok

Meme

what the fuck is an eyes pick? a dedicated pick specifically designed for the removal of eyes? and at such a specific, OCD time? could Teddy get any more autistic?

Jokes on him, I don't have eyes

Shiat

>broken eyes pick
ayyyyyyyyyyy

eyes pick kek

ohmigawd pls no

i aint fuckin riskin it

thats only an hour away :O

1

No

Jokes on him, Im blind

lhfljflgi;gijlv;ig;ig;gi

Thank you for warning me about him.

Phew

Fuck me

jokes on him, i like shota

FUCK OFF TEDDY PLEASE

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teddy can suck my meat off

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Welp

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if he's here then he should come out, I'm terribly lonely

I want him to come I'm so lonely

E Y E S P I C K

If teddy is hiding in my 600 sq ft apartment then I wont even be mad because thats incredible

no

ugh

hummmm

Sage

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>eyes pick

Topkek

fuckk

oh no