This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken eyes pick, unless you post in this thread.
This is Teddy
this is bill
Can this be a ylyl
OP is a faggot
WHERES IMMUNITY DOG
lmao i wanna die anyway lol
Greetings, strange ones. I come from a distant land in search of pron
Jeebus saved me
here you go
yo teddy, have a good day
Hi teddy. Kill my girlfriend first plz.
hope he shoots his kneecap off
Any chance we can see Teddy's nudes?
you are protected by quads
teddy is dead
teddy is hiding in your home
how can a dead person be hiding in my house
that's just fuckin joker from suicide squad that ain't teddy
Why do you autists believe this shit? Also sage.
Wasn't this the other face that appeared in the Freaky Fred thread last night?
Lol fuck you Teddy
w8 m8, how is he going to kill me when he´s dead ?
op is a faggot
o my fucking gooodddd
come at me
We never know
Not gonna risk it
what the fuck is an eyes pick? a dedicated pick specifically designed for the removal of eyes? and at such a specific, OCD time? could Teddy get any more autistic?
Jokes on him, I don't have eyes
broken eyes pick
eyes pick kek
ohmigawd pls no
i aint fuckin riskin it
thats only an hour away :O
Jokes on him, Im blind
Thank you for warning me about him.
jokes on him, i like shota
FUCK OFF TEDDY PLEASE
teddy can suck my meat off
if he's here then he should come out, I'm terribly lonely
I want him to come I'm so lonely
E Y E S P I C K
If teddy is hiding in my 600 sq ft apartment then I wont even be mad because thats incredible
implying anyone sleeps at 3:37
good thing i got immunity doggo
not a broken eyes pic D:
nice b8 m8
broken eyes pick
So you got an eyes pick to pick eyes and broke it so you could pick eyes at a lesser efficiency even though you knew you where going to pick peoples eyes, why didnt you just use the eyes pick when it wasnt broken so that you could have picked eyes at a faster and kore efficient pace, i mean alot of people dont post on these threads meaning you got alot of eyes to pick which you couldve picked all if u had a working eye pick
What the fuck is an 'eyes pick'?
fuck man im home alone
What if he couldnt afford an eye pick? Also wouldnt a broken eye pick hurt more? Actaully what even is an eye pick?
I need a Friend so
broken eyes pick
I mean it sounds like the right tool for the job.
A pick but for eyes, i see it as an extremely sharp and thin pick axe about the size of a hand, you stab the pupil and it hooks on and you pull it out
Jokes on you I'm homeless
Any chance to say FUCK NIGGERS I will take
I'll wait for him, and when he arrives, I'll fuck him right in the ass.
Well teddy is an illiterate retard
When newfags don't know what SAGE is
Just to be sure
this is Ayy
Teddy better show me his dick
Teddy is Gary Busey
Lonely user wanting attention. Hope you feel better now mate.
Oh no not the eyes pick. Anything but the eyes pick
wake up with no eyes
mom what happened
teddy got you with the eyes pick
i have 3 minutes to wait for teddy
bet the lil nigga wont show up
op is a cuck
come at me bro
GIVE ME ENERGY TO DESTROY THIS BEAST!!!!!
teddy please don't make me deady
Teddy's mother will die in his sleep unless he replies.
not risking this shit
pls no kill
Immunity dog save us
b o i
That's actually junkrat.
do it, you wont.
pretty sure he won't
Looks pretty alive to me
aim weiting u tedee
Fuck off Teddy
Keep your pick to yourself Teddy, you cunt
no no it's 'eyes pick' user
be careful who you pick
im gonna rape teddy if I see him tho
fuck u teddy
Hey teddy can you give me the succ. My girl won't she says she can't see my dick it's so small
Can I get dick suct instead
I will skullfuck the shit out of teddy
Hey, that's pretty good!
rolling for keks
Why is his name Teddy?
Not a eye pick
Fuck you nigger
cuck me up boi
This is an old one. Neat
this is some facebook level newfag bait xdd
fuck you OP
Suck muh dik
wtf is an eyes pick?
I'm on a military base. Come get me teddy
fuck off teddy
damn it teddy
OMG IM SO SCARED
OP is teddy
Tell teddy to go fuck himself.
I killed Teddy by fucking him up the ass.
posting in this thread.
Joke's on you. At 3:37 I'm going to be at work.
Ha, jokes on Teddy, I'm not staying at my place tonight.
come at me teddy, you fucking cunt
Teddy has made a mistake, Teddy gonna get the dick.
op is fuckn gay
Gonna need a pic of that eyes pick
This is sage. It goes in the e-mail field.
OP is bullshitting and here's why
Apparently Teddy is hiding simultaneously right now in every house and private property on the planet, so by 3:38am the only people who will have eyes (and possibly be alive) will be the few hundred who post in this thread. Not to mention the billion or so people who don't have access to a computer or who don't even have a house, as the post specifies that you must post in this thread to keep your eyes.
Teddy will have to sort out those people as well, meaning that it isn't possible for Teddy to be hiding in my house AND for me to have to post in this thread to stay safe. That would only be true if every single individual on the planet had internet access and a house. The concept simply doesn't work.
Not to mention the immense task of taking out almost everyone's eyes PRECISELY at 3:37am. That's MUCH faster than Santa can travel the Earth - EVEN with not as many people to visit, as not everyone celebrates Christmas.
FUCK YOU OP
Hory shiet is dat some rubber johnny?
its friday i wont be at home at 3:37
s p o o p y
better be safe
better safe than sorry
Eat my shorts fuccboi
broken eyes pick
Kek, the fuck is this?