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SICK EM JANNY

nth for joining the Kurds and fighting IS

just fuck my shit up

>You won’t need a visa to come to the UK
However, you should bring the same documents you’d need to apply for a visa, to show to officers at the UK border

Don't have any new pics or gimmicks to post.

>say kurds should fuck off back to turkey, have no claim to syria or iraq
>XDDDD you're just le turkish
ah yes communists, very good

>this is a 10/10 in ireland

ok

feel free to save my OC

Can stay for 6 months with no visa, EU cunts only allow 3

me on the right

...

how come some men don't have banjo strings?
can most people pull down their foreskin all the way?
mine only goes down a bit further than my bellend. seen some porn where they can pull it quite far down, looks painful to me

just fuck off

all me

alri
bye

Business idea: wipe out all non-whites

>mfw a turkroach is shilling his shitty country in this thread

fuck off leaf

little bit mean?

Business idea: wipe out all whites

...

all me again

>t roach

back the fuck off !?!?

epicsauce

don't get why people hate beiber so much
he seems like a nice lad

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME I'M ABOUT TO GLOOOOOOOW

Business idea: halve the quality/quantity of a product, loudly proclaim that the product is now shit and blame it on brexit, which will have the double effect of both dramatically saving production costs AND opening up 2 new markets: remain customers, eager to have their nightmarish predictions about brexit confirmed, and people who are curious to see if it really is now as shit as you're saying

Took me so long to write this for the last thread that everyone had fucked off to this one by the time I posted it. Love it when that happens.

mate im not turkish and i think the kurds should form a seperate state in turkey and iran. But they have no claim to syria, they got dumped in the north by the ottomans in the 1930s and now they're claiming "muh homeland" which conveniently happens to be the entire oil-producing region for syria
do a bit of research beyond "woah the kurdish women are so qt maybe they would fuck me" you're as bad as a weeb

>lad
FOY

I need a visa yet I'm still here
fight me

hate foreners

think toblerone tried that already

Dont remember saying I wanted to fuck Kurdish women? Are you that sexually depraved all you have tis to think of that or have you just been being a good turkroach like Erdogan tells you

bieber literally monopolised the sexual marketplace for teenagers for a while la, don't you remember? success breeds jealousy

FON (fuck off nip)

the fuck are you talking about
he does dumb, sometimes illegal shit for attention

wanked to him many times

business idea: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

hate bieber just because he has much money

haven't wanked for 2 days

I'll let you into a secret: I stole my business idea directly from their new marketing strategy!

Mum's the word!

need my bum squeezed x

why is this allowed?

your whole argument for a syrian kurdistan seems to be posting pictures of kurdish women la, bit weird.
As i said, the kurds should have as much of turkey as they need, are you so politically illiterate that you think erdogan would want that?

he also can piss on his fans without having his name tarnished by the MSM

BLACK LIVES MATTER

rasheed

*pinches it*
*winks at you*

orchestrating a wank

I hate other people as an excuse for hating myself.

Before when i was hungry as shit but couldnt be arsed to go shop id get a takeaway but now I just get a cheeky Amazon prime now

who /shorehamaircrash/ here?

Has anyone EVER said the word "chortle" instead of laughing, like they do in the Beano?

Post flags to march under when we physically remove all Rasheeds.

>some muslims runs you over and as you bleed out some journalist twat starts snapping photos of you

I hope the Kurds are all killed

me and the lads on the right

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

ah yes

Ah yes the roach diaspora who automatically thinks kurds are terrorists and has nothing to do except cry >w-eeb

when no one even mentioned Kurd women

screeching

ANOTHER HAPPENING IN LONDON

TURN ON BBC NEWS

oh i'm
ready to be
somebody else

mehmet

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Wish they'd have shop sandwiches, I love supermarket ones.

fake
you tricked me

sounds like he should hire 65 natives

me in the plane

roaches nd kurds are like rorkes and rasheeds
none are actually good

Who cares about the Kurds?

Who SSNP here?

Find it weird that it took 'sheeds so long to realise they could just drive a car into people and then stab them instead of spending years planning making bombs

ah yes the geopolitically illiterate communist (though they're both synonyms) who thinks that anyone who doesn't want to treat the kurds like special little guys and give them a piece of every country is a turk
and for the last time, fuck turkey, kurds should have southern turkey and a bit of iran

>SNP
fuck off jock

what did kurds do in London?

this was considered one of the sexiest women alive at the time

your thoughts?

>turkroaches are this desperate to stop the Kurdish storm


lmao roach

*addresses /brit/*

Yeah the downside is their selection isn't the best

well claudia cardinale is truly perfect

looking a bit low there pal be careful

Just realised that we are living during the high point of civilisation. It's all downhill from here on. The third world multiplying like rabbits, Western politicians hellbent on bringing every single non-white person into the first world which will eventually bring Europe and America into a new dark age (literally).

We will live to see the yellow man take over when the white countries descend into unrest and civil war over the next decades.

Can't tell if we're lucky or not, like Gregory the Great we will get to witness the death of civilisation.

>ah yes the geopolitically illiterate communist (though they're both synonyms) who thinks that anyone who doesn't want to treat the kurds like special little guys and give them a piece of every country is a turk
>and for the last time, fuck turkey, kurds should have southern turkey and a bit of iran

>tell my story, don't let my death be in... vain *croak*
>5 REASONS WHY RACISTS NEED TO STOP USING TERROR ATTACKS TO SPREAD HATE ABOUT ISLAM

wrong

high point of civilisation was the moon landings

all been downhill from there

>turks lurking in my thread

alright lad I'll pull u-

wwwwooooooaaahhhhhhh wahey!

imagine being so CIA psy opped that you unironically think assad shouldn't kick the pkk out of syria
bizarre

All posts so far meet OP's requirement

Ben Shapiro tweeted "TGIF" today as a joke.

Joke's on him, I'm a hopeless NEET.

Excuse me
standing on one leg
I’m half-caste.

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when Picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather?
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem don’t want de sun pass
ah rass?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony?

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
an when I’m introduced to yu
I’m sure you’ll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind.

an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story.

oopsie dasie you're a bit daft aren't you

haha oh well better luck next time

I can enter without a visa appearantly
we british now

>imagine being so CIA psy opped that you unironically think assad shouldn't kick the pkk out of syria
bizarre

Honestly can't see a way out of this.

how did this autist take half-caste as something offensive

just means you're half-and-half

nonce

I will be living in Japan with my qt3.14 jap gf by then です

business idea: post anti-erodgan shite in the thread so all the proxy t*rks get caught and go to jail