How to convince your psychiatrist you have PTSD even though you don't ?

How to convince your psychiatrist you have PTSD even though you don't ?

I want to tell him a bullshit story and get a document which indicates i suffer from it.

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but y tho

Yea seriously, for what reason?

Probably wants disability or something stupid and lazy.

Just say you got jumped and beat up or something in the past and you can't stop thinking about it/have constant nightmares/feel exhausted/agitated/stressed and are now scared to go to the area you got 'jumped' in again, or associate with shit that reminds you of it

Literally just Google the symptoms and rehash some but not all of them you dumb nigger.

t. Someone who has PTSD

Watch MSNBC for 30 minutes. You'll learn how to be victim real fast.

This fucker.

Say you were molested as a child

Tell them about how you got raped you fucking faggot

that face cracks me up lol stupid feminazis

we're not gonna give you a way to do it before you explain this for us OP

Anything traumatic can do it. Like anything

How do i convince him tho

Bumpng

say that u can't sleep cuz u think about the traumatizing thing too much, then deprive yourself of sleep and they will see that you're fucked..

nice idea, should i say it effects my daily tasks too ?

Just spout some "my alcoholic dad used to beat me for everything, now I can't do normal things out of the trauma

I've actually been kidnapped and beaten by army forces, i'm fine and all but i want to get a certificate from a doctor just in case i'll need it .

look up the DSM-V criteria for it and you will know what criteria you must meet

Print off a list of ptsd symptoms, bring it to apt, and read them off.

You can’t fake being easily startled
You can’t fake being on edge
You can’t fake being hypervigilant for danger
You can’t fake sleep problems, especially when you are referred for sleep studies in a sleep lab to confirm your sleep disturbance
You can’t fake the increased heart beat, and the increased blood pressure that comes with activation of the fight or flight response
You can’t fake the dilated pupils when you are on guard

that's for you

easy....

>find the right psychiatrist who's office has tile flooring.
>carry a journal or a flat object with a halfway decent amount of surface area
>walk to psychiatrists office all calm like
>'accidentally' drop the book
>scream 'DONT TOUCH MY NO NO's GOATFUCKERS'
>choke slam him/her
>collapse and start trembling
>calmly get up and go sit in the office and wait

Yeah, its really hard to get any powerful stimulant to cause all of those effect. Geez, I wonder where something like that could be procured?

like what

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