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Just share them, this is a safe place.

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>still living with parents, rents to high to move out and they tend to be over brearing on my life
>this combined with abuse as a child has killed my social life. Grew up without one.
>I'm fine being alone, but I crave pussy. Just want to have sex once, just to see how it feels.
>listen to some user about online dating websites. Didn't think it would work. It worked.
>have a cute chick lined up, asking about setting up a date. We trade numbers, we chat, coffee is next weekish date still isn't set but she wants to see me.
>possible destination is bone town.
>buy condoms, try one out, nice, but expensive.
>afraid to set date with her though, cause i don't like social interaction. Combine it with the fact that if my parents found out, I'd never hear the end of it.
>they would badger me about seeing her and her parents.
>not even sure what to do.

She's kinda cute, has a nice body and I've been thinking about fucking her all day during work. But I don't want to deal with the fucking hassle that comes with it.

I don't like people, I don't like social interactions.

>I can't stop dressing up in tights and panties for Sup Forums
>I can't stop collecting cock tributes of me wearing cute girl clothes..

>we're waiting....

Bump

Do it user, fucking rail that girl. You sure as hell aren't gonna get another chance.

How do I even get to that point and wher do I do it. Parents at her place, parents at mine.

you want your cock in my collection? :xx

I could fuck a lot of girls if I wanted to but my brain always Rejects them and sets my eyes on girls I'll never have a chance with...
> Why do I do this to myself

Maybe ;)

I am a gay pedophile.

>have too many photos.
>mobile has freaked out and now I can't post photos online.
>panicking

Halp

Take it natural and don't rush things. You're not paying for a hooker. Also, if you can't do it at either of your houses, fuck somewhere public that nobody goes to. Like the McDonalds toilets or something

plleeease daddy...

That seems risky as hell, and I wouldn't want to get chaught.

I want to rape your ass really hard.
Do you like Latinos like pic related?

Let me see some of those panties

I shot a man in Reno

I might try to get away you'll have to hold me down >:3

Im really into DD/LG and have a fetish for being embarresed/ treated like a little kid.

Two secrets.

One is that I've been with my ex for 4 years meanwhile I never told her I cheated on her like the first 2 months or our relationship with her sister that had nicer and bigger tits.

And two, I just met my dad's cousins family a little bit ago and I have this thing for my 2nd cousin. She's fucking fine as fuck. We all went to a theme park and I went on a water ride with her kinda like a log flume and my legs were all wrapped around her and everything. I loved it. Felt good. Also she has amazing cleavage.

>be about 12 yrs old
>aunt asks me to babysit her 5 yr old
>aiight
>babysitting was fine, we mostly play video games
>im at the age where i get random boners
>get one and go to the bathroom to kill the demon
>halfway through, kid opens the bathroom door
>ohshit i didnt lock it
>he walks over and just stares at my dick
>puts his hand on it and i do nothing for like 5 seconds
>tell him to go out to the living room
>rest of night we play video games and i put him to sleep
>never told a soul
>feel like killing myself about it

i piss in the sink because im too lazy to piss in the toilet and flush

but I wanna a tribute for that pic..

Same bro, same..

I want to save money by divorcing my wife and getting my own place so I don't have to keep paying for her families shit and addictions. Pill poppen mother fuckers.

Hello NSA

i hate black guys but am obsessed with seeing my girlfriend get fucked by one. as soon as i think about it i get hard.

I've been permanently banned six times.

Anyone have any idea as to how to escalate the relationship to the point of fucking and then where to fuck her?

Relax user.
You didn't face fuck the kid.

Yeah dude I'm the same way. I'll take a year of lonely days for a night with one I want.

It pisses me off how much pussy I could get. But I can't settle unless they're out of my league

when my mom drinks heavily we fuck sometimes

Barnztholcus here.

Me be savatay.
In padda tap.
Padda tap? Dem nippa tay?
Boone Anna fay.. top doggin.

So finna tap. Oh finna tap.

Same onna feppa may, tryin not to pop.

Dem sinna fanny toppa kat!

Oh no, semma chay, menna onna fetty.

Oh seppa tay my friend, seppa tay.

Alright, alright. I'm working on it. But you gotta beg for it.

Shits crazy. I don't care much for sluts, but I love pussy so it's tempting but the more hard to get, more elegant girls is what I want.. which I'll never get..

I pissed the bed until I was 17.

I had an abusive childhood though so makes sense.

Nearly 10 years dry now, still think about it sometimes.

Annoying guy in circle of friends. Told the guy the age of consent was 14 when I knew legislation was changing it to 16. Encouraged him to fuck a 14yo neighbor girl half his age. Her parents found out and he got 18 months for statutory.

Try not being 14.

); please daddy I wanna see your cock so bad

you'll be on my harddrive forever..

Glad someone shares this problem with me

Legend

>tfw 19

I will, i am kinda strong, i just hope you can take my whole dick (lots of boys complained of pain)

I think it has something to do with the challenge. And for me at least, appearances

Getting girls out of my league helps me get other girls out of my league

Why him? Let me show you sweetheart hah

I'm a heroin addict who rips off who ever I can for heroin. Even from my mom several times. Most of the time it's legit hustles. But the times I've actually stolen shit I do feel bad about. Once I quit a job and I hadn't used any sick days or vacation time so my last check had an extra two weeks of pay. I was supposed to give it to my mom to pay her back buy when I saw 1200 in my account I blew it in a week on heroin and said they weren't giving it to me.

I can take it if you make me.. can I see your cock???

Are you a faggot?

Questions:

Do you ever feel guilty?

Do you ever think her sister would tell?

pics?

Yes it made feel guilty for years.

And no because she would have by now.

I go to the best school in sweden for my profession but I hate most people in my class because they are all SJWs...

Not sure what to do... Want to kill them all.

I stole my friend's charizard pokemon card

I'm straight as straight can be. I like looking and putting my mouth on boobs and vagina just as much as the next guy. But am I gay for getting hard & for liking blow job videos? That's one thing I never could admit to myself to ask.

I am working on my business right now, later.
Nope, i like punishing faggots by fucking them in the ass, specially little boys.

Same

Did it make you hard? Think she felt it?

Car?

Friends house?

House sit for someone's pets?

We've all had to find somewhere to fuck someone bro, lets brainstorm this shit

I feel like I could in fact land some of the better looking girls as well but I'm to afraid of rejection and then the aftermath of said rejection. Everyone will know that the girl didn't want me which will make me feel like shit and other girls wonder 'why didn't she want him? Must be a weirdo or something...' shit like that prevents me from acting on stuff.

Weird question

>car
Car could work, though she's a bit pricey and its a bit small. Where would you park it as well?

>friends house
No chance

>dog sitting
Allergic. She'd be riding a dead man.

How did/do you cope with the guilt?

What would happen if one day sister snaps and tells all, would you deny it?

Met a girl online. We're going for coffee. I don't like coffee and I have no idea what to talk about. I'm afraid the convo will be vapid and I'll lose her.

Nah because the seats blocked her ass from sitting practically on me. But I could easily feel her body up against my legs. Like if you sit on the floor spread your legs open and someone sits in the middle of your legs. Like that.

Depends if it's a gay blowjob or not

Depends. Does the idea of your mouth being on the dick appeal to you?

Nah. Straight up girl giving a guy head.

I got some lulz from it.
He was pretty skeezy around younger girls than 14 too. One of the younger ones told us she passed out at a party and woke up to him fingering her.

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May have gotten away with it if it were just one girl and his rep hadn't caught up to him.

Hotel m8

When I was a wee lad I would stand around and watch parents change baby's diapers to observe their genitals. I'd tell other friends about it and they were appalled. I'm not such a fucking mongrel now but I still look back at 90% of my childhood and cringe.

I don't think it's that. I think it's more like a fantasy thing. Like I can imagine that that's my dick in the video JUST because I have a dick too and know what it feels like.

oh god, it's retarded.

I may be a pedo, but babies!? Seriously!? How does one even find that attractive, even if the fact they cant tell whats going on wasnt already a turnoff!?

Parking is easy. I live in Wales UK ad there are lots of rural areas with disused carparks, lay-bys, etc. What do you mean pricey? What is the expense?

Plus car is not very ideal from her perspective as it might make her feel like a prostitute.

Why no chance of friends house?

Camping?

Then youre not gay
Why does this even need explaining?

Stringing some guy along on a catfish ino account. He's trying desperately to relate to me a I've said my job was "philosopher"

AMA

Idk man. Just fucking weird a little bit.

I killed my neighbor's dog 10 years ago. Fucker kept coming into my parents yard digging it up. Chewed up the garden hose and anything else it found. Neighbor did nothing to control his dog. I poisoned the dog. No one ever figured out it was me.

Generally expensive right? I'm going to pay 150 bucks for a fuck?

>pricey.
Porky. I meant porky.

No chance of friends house, as he's in a college dorm. He's Got an Asian weeabo nerd, who never leaves it, cause he transferred here form Japan or some shit. Also I'd rather him not knowing

I was 100% the same as you and I'm gonna tell you what the fuck is up

>It started from normalizing seeing dicks every day on Sup Forums.
>The disgust slowly faded and eventually you let go a bit of your homophobia
>you visited dickrate threads from time to time, just to see what people thought but you were still adamant on your heterosexuality
>over time you subconsciously noticed "hey, a bigger cock makes this porn a lot better"
>you'd jerk off and sometimes catch yourself imagining you were the girl
>cognitive dissonance to the fucking max
>rinse repeat until cognitive dissonance fades enough to let you fully enjoy the idea

Eventually you'll get to the point where you play with the idea of sucking a stranger's cock from craigslist or Sup Forums. You'll even make offers and chicken out.. And if you totally let go and become a sissy, you'll start whoring yourself to Sup Forums like I do now. I'm like, one step away from swalling a stranger's cum..

tldr; you're bi but haven't let go of your cognitive dissonance yet

Fuck you you worthless piece of fuck. It's one thing to murder another human being . But killing a dog ? ... get the fuck off this thread.

do you have a kik? I want seeeeee

I use to deliver weed for a dealer in my late teens. It was good shit and I made around $400 a night doing it. Didn't get arrested, but we pissed off one of the spic cartels and had to shut it down.

There was nothing sexual about it. It was fascination. That doesn't make it any less weird though.

The absolute madman

I hope you get murdered you faggot. If I found out someone did that to my dog I would kill them and happily do the jail time.

I wouldn't sweat it. At 5 years old there wasn't anything sexual going on in their mind probably was just curious about why the weiner was like that. Atleast you didnt prolong it, that would have been an issue.

Source: parent. Kids do weird shit. Innocent shit, but weird.

still in love with the girl who dumped me 4 years ago

My Girlfriend gave me a blow job in church one time. My other girlfriend before her gave me a blow in the parking lot at church and a parking lot at my college. I guess girls like to blow me everywhere.

Fucking true m8.

quads

I told it in the last thread so, its not really a secret anymore.

boo hoo.
Killing a dog isn't murder, you worthless bag of shit. Take your dog fucking self and head over to a beast forum.

...

I was about to get my first blowjob last night but couldn't get it up. I realized now that I'm a dom and in order for me to be aroused I have to have control. I don't know how to go about mentioning this to my girlfriend.

Nice trips.
>almost quad.

Take it slow at first. Not every girl wants to fuck on the first date, and some want to get to know you better so they can get that intimate factor in sex. It'll come surely in time, just be patient user. If the fit is right, sex shouldn't be a target in your mind.

You want to come over and suck the shit from my ass? I bet you're the kind of faggot that not only lets his dog shit anywhere it pleases and never picks it up. Hell, I bet you're the kind of faggot my neighbor was; dog fucks with the neighbor's stuff, and you say it's the neighbor's problem, not yours. Sad it wasn't your dog that I killed.

Just tell her you're gay.