Ask a guy who just had his first kiss anything

ask a guy who just had his first kiss anything

How was it and how old are ya

>first kiss
are you 12 ?

>guy

>18
it was kinda weird for me
she know her way around so she kinda lead the way

what did his cock taste like?

Is she a virgin?

kissing your mom not count kiddo

idk i really hope so tho...

wew lad i know kids your age with children

lol faggot did you even play spin the bottle or you where too much of a no friend autist

I think this is bad parenting that this happend to them

ohhh someone got a bit mad

im not this kind of user

Are you two in a relationship?

i guess so.... i think.....

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kek i acutely looking for this copy-pasta

Poor Lassy.

first kiss at 18? took you long enough
you /autism/?

nop, just never try to get into relationship, idk i never saw this really necessary for me

Good luck then :) don't fuck it up. ;)

well keep grinding, once you get the pucc you'll feel like a champ, godspeed

i will try my best, i dont really know what to do in this kind of stuff

i dont know if she virgin or not, this kinda matter to me...

she had a boyfriend before so i have my suspicions

the fact if she's a virgin or not doesn't really matter. the time she spent with other guys doesn't matter, if she's dating you instead that means you're important to her, isn't that enough, user?

it not what bother, what bother me is all the HIV and stuff

she has HIV? get the fuck out of there then

man chill, i dont know if she have or not....