Almost time to sleep, wagecuck. The clock is ticking

Almost time to sleep, wagecuck. The clock is ticking.

Don't want to sleep in and be late for work in the morning, your boss won't like that one bit.

Its saturday ya dope

i've never worked a day in my life you potato

fuck bro ur rite

call center slave here, have to talk to english autists for 4hrs tomorrow morn kek

@726741983
dumb frogposter

Many people work on Saturday.

I pity them. I really do.

I'm 53 and retired. I do what I want.

Holy shit whats it like to be legit old ass fuck gramps

any free wisdom worth sharing? u must have some if u r retired so young

I wonder what time I'll sleep til tomorrow.

10? 11? Maybe even 12.

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>53
>young

what kind of kike fuckery did you do to retire that early

I work 3 jobs , around 60 hours in 5 days. Sleep is friend

60 hours a week? Mr Shekelstein must be rolling in the money you're making for him, wagie.

Well, that doesn't sound like a kike to me

I knew people that work the stock market and failed. Others failed with minerals, gems and metals. Etc...
I worked in properties, buy low/sell high, keep on top of the market, find someone hurting to sell low. So on and so on.
I also had a pawn shop and made tons of money.

>10,50
> where i live??

Yea, some property that I invested in also really skyrocketed, now I just gotta sit back and let the rent check roll into my mail box.

And don't fall victim to Mr. Shekelstein or Mr. Goldburg

This thread would upset more people if it wasn't the weekend, dumbfuck

He's doing it just to mess with people on their weekends, to remind them of the hell they'll have to endure in 2 more days

Are you enjoying your 2 days off from slavery, wagecuck?

I'm enjoying my 7 days off.

Right.
Started with the pawn shop, people and contacts fell right in after. Always people wanting to talk and barter. Made the first property with the contacts and money from the shop.

Kek. I retired at 25 from teh autismbux. You mad grandpa? What was it like being a wage cuck?

Hah, austismbux, how does it feel to be so mentally retarded you can't even work? That's worse than needing to work. Relying on them socialist benefits like a normie.

Sure, whatever.

Kek. I'm smarter than you and have numerous accomplishments to my name. Autismbux simply means that I cannot cope with the stress or demands of working a 9-5 job which is a good thing since wasting my potential working for someone else is pretty damn retarded. I consider my condition a blessing

>Autismbux simply means that I cannot cope with the stress or demands of working a 9-5 job

So you just admitted you're an absolute weakling then? I think it's high time we play a game of spear the queer.

Yes and the self worth train leaves around 8:30 am. But you wouldn't be interested in riding it anyway.

Why even get up? Go to sleep forever... That will really show us stupid productive members of society who the winner is!!

Poor wagecuck. Better go hurry up and enjoy your 2 days of freedom, wagie.

natural selection at work

>tfw you're still at school though
>tfw you go on a 2 week holiday at the end of next week

Don't be getting stressed now, wagie.

After all, you get enough of that at work.

And everyone else around you comsiders your existence a curse.

Mommy loves when she is trying to watch her stories and you're slapping you self loudly for twenty minutes going BLEEEEEEEEE BEEEBEEEBEEE BLEEEEE OWYIWOWYWOWYOOOOOO

SERIOUSLY. You're one of gods blessings!

Your bait is lame. Has potential if you fleshed it out more.
1/10

Nah I'm
Not stressed!

Just like you aren't worried that your entire life is a waste of time! Enlighten us on your glorious pursuits!

Will all your free time (all your time is free, you have nothing going on) you must be accomplishing all your goals...

I'll wait!

Are you still awake, worker bee?

I thought you'd be exhausted after your shift, kek.

>tfw caffeine exists

So you use caffeine to force yourself to stay awake when you really should be sleeping, keeping your sleeping pattern solid for work on Monday? Kek.

Enjoy getting 3 hours sleep sunday night. Your boss won't like your laziness at work due to this.

It's 8:15 in the worlds greatest nation.

Hard working alphas don't go to sleep at 8:15 neet faggot.

You had a busy day of coating your hentai figurines with your impotent semen. What's next on the list. A nap?

see

I have no issues with working to provide for my family. Infact i feel far more satisfaction from working then i ever would from sleeping in. But you wouldnt understand that feeling of accomplishment... or from getting promoted and better pay from climbing the ladder

You gotta retake the class on how to neetb8. Go lurk in r9k if you wanna troll effectively. Currently you suck major shit.

Like you really suck...

This

Poor wagecucks.

>on Sup Forums
>criticizing how people spend their free time

You think Sup Forums really gives a shit about the fact you rely on that socialism to stay alive? Go to Sup Forums or something. You might actually get a reaction worth your time there.

Your starting approch was all wrong. You started too strong and everyone can see your trolling. Look up definition of trolling and you will see that if others know your trying to troll then its not trolling

>Be OP
>Wake up at noon to mommy being beaten by new daddy
>diamonds.jpg
>Edge until new daddy leaves to drink elsewhere, then cum buckets into the latest bottle
>Get up, put on MLP onesie, grab Imoto-san, and waddle downstairs
>Squeeze through doorway, they need to be widened again
>See mommy on the floor
>thatwontdo.jpg
>Throw a fit until she makes me tendies and then cries herself to sleep
>Eat delicious tendies and waddle back upstairs
>Fuck Imoto-san, then go on Sup Forums
>Move my fingers for exercise
>gettingsweaty.gif
>Brief moment of clarity where he realizes how far gone he truly is
>Angrily types onto Sup Forums about wage cucks and how he needs no job because mommy takes care of her big boy to suppress self-loathing
>Masturbates again
>Falls asleep in exhaustion
>Repeat, day after week after month after year
>"Whew, at least I'm not a wagecuck"

I'm not reading that novel, wagecuck.

That just proved his point, shekekel.

You started this thread on the same premise retarded shut-in.

You have yet to make any decent point.

>tfw you're too smart to work

>not giving compliments to old people.
you were raised wrong.

Scooby?

As to be expected of a wage cuck with no formal education in anything. To try educate you: autism spectrum disorder has a whole range of symptoms and some people may suffer from some or all of them.

In my case, I fail to maintain a normal sleeping pattern so I can only be productive on certain days. This means that it is very hard for me to work a normal 9-5 job and in the past when I've tried to do so having to maintain a consistent schedule meant trying to stay awake for a full 2 weeks which ended up resulting in a hospitalization.

This isn't really a binary thing where people with this condition are failures in all other aspects. And in fact, there's some interesting papers to indicate that autism is a trait mutation to enhance aspects of intelligence at the expense of other functions. Though that doesn't mean an autist is necessarily smarter than a normal person.

I'd say being a wage cuck is a worse curse than having some disabilities. I have all the time in the world to work on my hobbies and I'm learning violin and piano at the moment. Additionally, since I don't have to satisfy my cuck master I've been free to learn about new sciences. This has resulted in me contributing several new papers across various fields. I've been interviewed by industry experts and flown all around the world for my contributions. I would post some but you wouldn't understand them.

Nice strawman. Like I said above, ASD has a range of symptoms that effect people differently. I myself live independently in a house I bought from my contributions. The difference between me and a wagecuck is that I have freedom to work on whatever I want. In that sense, you are like a peasant to me.

>Be wagecuck
>Slave away for the kikes
>Buy ZogCorp™ energy drink for caffeine to stay awake after 14 hour shift
>Get home to wife ten minutes after Tyrone leaves
>Crawl upstairs
>Try and shitpost about neets
>Phone rings
>It's Mr. Shekelstein
>He needs you to stay another 2 hours after work without pay
>"Y-yes sir"

Oh wagecuck, You'll never learn

Wageslave here, just had my 5th week off work because I'm dealing with just getting IBS, probably because my job forced me to live wrong. Live it up OP I'm incredibly jealous and would rather an hero than have to go back to work.
How do I rich from the interwebs?

>tfw your autism is so bad you can't even sleep right
>tfw you're severely autistic but can publish papers in the fields of science

my sides...

>doesn't understand how autism works

Classic uneducated wagekek.

Lmao.

I can have a normal conversation with another human being.

I win, Lord Autismo, Duke of obnoxious mannerisms.

>>doesn't understand how autism works
like i give a shit about the inferior beings.

KEK

Yeah I live on extremes. Extremely low functioning in some aspects but high functioning in others.

Lord Austismo isn't so far off from the reality. If autists are being subsidized to live wagecuck free lives while the wage cucks must toil in the fields to pay out stipends then aren't we a kind of lord or baron over the wagecuck?

"Do r al mi lonely presents bow be4meh!"

are you enjoying living like a huge fetus, leeching off of your betters and doing nothing of value?

Instead of thinking of yourselves at "lord" or "baron", you should rather think of yourselves as the societal outcasts propped up by the fact that political correctness exists.

Except all I have to do is make eye contact with you and you scream like a cave bat and cry for hours.

You're probably right though. Your life is better than mine.

I wish I could.

Honestly if you were born in China they would have thrown you in the yellow river at birth.

Would you be the king Earl of Asian wageslaves then?

it's going to be saturday tomorrow. some people can get up late if they have work.

Are you enjoying living like a huge womb, being leeched by your betters and giving them their entire value while you make next to nothing in comparison?

>thinks i have a job. IDIOT.

Why pity someone for having motivation to be productive? I voluntarily work Saturdays and sometimes I go in on Sunday. TBH I don't understand why people don't like working at least 5 days a week.

Trips of truth

I know since your entire life exists in one bedroom That you think this...

In our world (reality) 19,000 a year so you can sperg out every day of your life is not a lot of money. I know you see currency as "how many Minions Tshirts does this money buy?"

I guess that does make you kinda rich!

You have several dozen minions related shirts!

It depends on your job. If you're actually accomplishing something useful you don't mind doing it, but if you're doing menial hard labor that doesn't actually need to be done, only so rich people or other businesses benefit, you feel like a shell and want to die.

I got over 2 grabd out into my bank account as of midnight for a month's work.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

I'm married with no kids. The fridge is full of beer. The cabinet is full of weed. The bank is full of money. I buy whatever I want. My wife buys whatever she wants. I fuck my 20 year old girlfriend when her husband isn't home. I love what I do. I love my life.

I was a NEET for like two years. Yeah you get to sleep until whenever, but you're tired all the time because you're depressed and you don't do anything. Would I trade everything I have now for the ability to stay inside and play video games all day? Fuck no.

Pic unrelated.

And so often the former becomes the latter just through familiarity

Actually I work a full time job and I'm suicidal because of it. I'm just a communist believer, I believe in hard work and equal pay, not harder work for the workers and higher pay for their bosses.
Also I hate the minions never fucking mention those autist cunts to me.

>bank is full of money
Hahahaha, that's a good one, yeah, that's a good joke... yeah, gooooooood.

>I fuck my 20 year old girlfriend when her husband isn't home
>girlfriend
>husband
>20 years old
>girlfriend 20 years old
>husband

who the fuck gets married at 20

He's nigger rich.

Also a lot of dumb people are getting married young now, probably why she's a whore, I don't know why user likes sloppy seconds thirds fourths however many suitors she lies about to him to satiate her pussy.

I mean we're not millionaires, but we have 90,000 in savings. I consider that pretty good.

Yea she got married young. Part of the reason I'm fucking her I'm sure.

I don't work Saturdays, faggot.

...

And everyone here blindly believes it again. Fucking newfags

Ah, you poor, sick deluded wage cucks! While you rationalize away having to spend your precious life slaving to survive a new breed of people have already embraced a superior alternative: the NEET life.

NEETs represent the future of all of humanity. We are the light at the end of the tunnel and where all roads eventually lead. You will see that in time, my poor deluded wagie that when all jobs are cut by automation you too may come to know the fruits of the NEET!

Until then, feel free to keep telling yourself that we're losers because we laugh in your face! While you were busy at working slaving away today I was enjoying some fine cheeses and Moroccan hash. I can afford to buy only the most extravagant gifts for myself as I have no family I need to cuck myself for and I am not in debt trying to maintain my materialistic life-style.

As NEETs, we embrace only the most raw and fulfilling past times. To do this, we actively shun everything that our NEET teachings tell us will result in unfulfillment and embrace only the things that matter. This means that posting on Sup Forums, fapping to hentai, and using psychedelic drugs are all superior alternatives to getting in debt to afford fancy clothes, cars, and various other things that the wage cuck gravitates towards.

I offer you the path to enlightenment and you spit in my face. Oh well, get back to work now.

Then that wasn't directed at you friendo. Pretty sure that Autist realized his b8 was weak as fuck and bailed on the thread.

Have a beer on me. It's Miller time.

>tfw the bait is so bad, 2 different autismobiles answer you.
might as well end the thread here.

enjoy you isolation, memes and wasted existence faggot

Please try harder.

Stale

Tomorrow is saturday you fucking idiot. Also you know what helps you keep track of the week? Working and being a productive member of society... Not just being a fat waste of space.

Lol i own a few restaurants so all I do is go in an hour or two each week to make sure it's going well then take my money to the bank. Your autism bucks wouldn't even let you eat in my places. It's nice living a better life even if i am a wagie; )

Haha poor wagecucks Nothing like having a good sleep with your waifu pillow

negro I don't give a shit if it's bait or not. I didn't come to the worst board on the worst site on the internet to do anything but argue with autistic phantoms, I know what I'm about.

>negro I don't give a shit if it's bait or not
implying that niggers can afford internet

I consider it a blessing that you're probably to autistic too reproduce.

OP aside you still misunderstood the concept that the working class get's paid less than the produce they make is worth, and then the produce is sold back to them at a price higher still. Beer and weed are the ruling classes control methods to keep you from realising this and revolting, but then I shouldn't expect that much insight from a bourgeois sheep.

NEETs are early adopters in the future life-style of the human race and as early adopters there might still be some bugs left in the code. It us up to us as NEETs to use our free time to pioneer new ways to improve this life-style so that future wage cucks may benefit from our work.

>When did you realize you inherited humanities destiny
>Feels good man