Roast my scrambled eggs Sup Forums

Roast my scrambled eggs Sup Forums

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Why are they a fucking soup?

why would you roast scrambled eggs

everything in pic is slightly undercooked.
how do you sleep at night?

It looks like your dog reproduced them for you, you utter disgrace

eurofag detected.

runny, slimy eggs, raw bacon.

roast them yourself, you dumb asshole

your eggs look like diarhea

Looks more like you cooked it in your stomach acids first then threw up onto the plate. Garnished with a bit of bacon n toast

Looks like a pile of bird shit.

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>>the eggs look like a fucking soup
>>zero evidence of any real seasoning
>>you're not using himalayan salt
>>I don't see any fresh cracked pepper
>>I doubt you even know what a cast iron pan looks like

watery/gross

nice baby vomit and toast faggot

If you could scoop that garbage back into the shell and get it into an incubator, it might still hatch.

Scrambled eggs need to be fluffy not pure liquid. Also I hope you don't salt your eggs before/during cooking.

Mom the dog is throwing up yellow stuff again..

So this is superior European cuisine.

Those eggs run better than Usain Bolt, cook that shit better nigger or you'll get salmonella.

Looks good enough. My breakfast usually consists of coffee and cigarettes, but I'd love to eat that in the morning.

Who is the second person who ate it

thats salmonella just waiting to happen lad

That's not scrambled that's liquid shit.

What do you and the eggs have in common?

They both should've stayed inside for a little longer.

Is that corn off the cob, dog tongue that look like the same texture as your weird bird feet, and tanning bread touched lightly with a match for a second on just one edge? I can already feel my stomach hurting. The butter even looks bad.

Both waste of protein.

>run better

Almost worth it user

IT'S FOCKING RAWWWWWW

they needed like 30 more seconds and chives

you being serious? what the fuck is that shit, those eggs are fucking raw, you have to leave it on for a bit longer. This shit is gonna give you solomon

Scrambled eggs, bring yo ass here boi!

Look like Airbud threw you up
Ya ain't got no seasonings on yo ass

You look like someone put corn off the cob and put melted cheese on yo ass

Alien semen lookin ass eggs
Look like a downie cooked yo disgustin ass
Deadass, you probably aint' even eggs
Eggs look like the metal part on a shovel

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>egg puke
>toast has so much butter it's fucking soggy
>bacon only cooked on one end, not sure how you managed that shit.
>no seasoning other than salt
>ayy lmao toes