Get me laid Sup Forums

Get me laid Sup Forums

i want to cum on your glasses

Can I cum up your nose?

Hey bitch, did you know that i'm still a virgin?

eyyy want sum fukk?

kek

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Dont fail me Sup Forumsros

Hey, honestly been thinking this for a while saw you a few times the past few years and i just can't get over how gorgeous you looked each and every time each year you get more beautiful.

You better send nudes or im going to come to your house and fuck your dad in asshole. You think this is a joke? Pfff im a hacker and i tracked your ip adress, dont fuck with me

We must secure the existance of our people and a future for white children

Kachow

I just watched a film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman. It's called Finding Nemo,

netflix & chill?

ever had a 10 inch'er?

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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit

reroll

You're not like, muslim are you?

Pof is full of whales

Pineapple on pizza yes or no?

Your revealing picture tempts me to sin!

Good morrow, m'lady.
*tips fedora*

Can I gently tickle your tonsils with the head of my pee ness? I promise to make you laugh and cry

Roll

Send that

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

hi mom

This

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't cum on an orange before I skin and eat it.

This but add 14/88 on the end

Your cute as fuck, lemme facefuck dat

"Hey u vote for trump?"

Fuck you

Nigger is the cancer of the world

Greetings. Are you a fellow atheists by any chance?

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Do you even vape bro?

Want to see my dick? *instantly send dickpic*

Ive jerked off 12 times today, 9 thinking about you, 3 thinking about us.

rollerino niggerino

Reroll

this

Fuck my shitter?

rolling

Roll

Send her a picture of your spread asshole. Chicks dig that

Winnar

OP y u no deliver

Kek

rollen

OP never delivers 99.9℅ of the time

Hey ;)
I noticed you were looking for a relationship. To be honest, I just want to fuck. You interested?

and then send her a couple of dick pics and a picture of your dog or some shit

I sent it but the chat doesn't come back unless she replies. Lets hope she wants sum fukk.

Have some screen caps of her pics tho

>send her a pic of a dog, that always gets the bitches

She could be a fucking bot

It's meant to be

what makes you say that?

100% bot

Krk

Last pic.

I'll be back if she replies.

Wait,
look at the reflection in her glasses.
That looks like a BSOD, bud. This chick will try and get with you and when she moves in with you is when she'll fuck up all your technology and bsod the shit out of it. Run before its too late, Sup Forumsro. This picture was taken after her last victim.

Elephant with two trunks is thanks to Fukushima do doubt.

You've never seen lens coatings before have you?

>BSOD

Maximum autism