Chicago Blackhawks @ Edmonton Oilers

GAME THREAD #1: Chicago Blackhawks (13-4-2, 1st in Central Division) @ Edmonton Oilers (10-8-1, 2nd in Pacific Division)

Puck drops at 8:00 PM Central, 7:00 Mountain

Streams: USE ADBLOCK & CHROME

Leaf Stream:

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Chicago Stream:

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>30 minutes early
ok then

In case anyone is unaware, LazyMan is working again

Get the cantpucks some revenge pls, soilers.

>only have two beers in the fridge

FUCK

HURRY

THERE'S STILL TIME

>40 minutes of time to restock

got any engine coolant in the garage?

I have a feeling the Hawks are going to get shithoused tonight.

You have shitty feelings then.

>#Blackhawks lines:
>Schmaltz-Toews-Kane
>Panarin-Anisimov-Hossa
>Desjardins-Kruger-Motte
>Hartman-Hinostroza-Panik

not even gonna be surprised if it's another "blackhawks inexplicably lose 9-2 vs edmonton" episode

you mean like the last two games where they suddenly remembered they were in a hockey game during the 3rd?

I'll just use some of my emergency supply of shitty bottom shelf vodka

Speaking of Happy Humans
>How to consume soft serve

a.cuntflaps.me/ggfoq.mp4

>plenty of beer in the fridge
>cinnamon spice candle
>just figured out how to turn off the bright as fuck display on the microwave
>cold as shit out
>don't have to go back to work for a week
>Hawks are on
>it's not a Konroyd game
who /comfy as fuck/ here

why is it loading so slow

Who's starting for the Hawks?

Talbot for Oilers.

>sweat pants
>Keith sweater
>wool socks
>beer

>no work for a week
What kind of scam are you running there?

Dunno. Site probably has cancer.

I get 5 weeks of PTO a year and I stack them up at the end of the year. I'm off for two weeks in December

Toews working hard to cement his status as a 60-point player.

Good shit.

time for hawkey

what on earth is Eddie talking about

fuck this shit

fucking crawshit ya bum

Floodgates.

Hawks are going to get thrashed tonight.

If you're not thirty minutes earlier, you are thirty minutes late. C'mon man.
>Coach Speak

Ya know, I was thinking earlier today that it is quite odd that Kruger hasn't ended up playing defence because of Q's Blender.

What the fuck

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>softie

McMeme's speed isn't a meme.

KlefBOMB

>squeezing an app our your ass

>tfw your cheap jewel-bought candle is starting to smell like burning rather than cinnamon
if this sets off the fire alarm I'm gonna be pissed

Nice blog

>buying candles
Bruh

Nigga odours don't make alarms go off

fire alarms only go off if its a certain type of smoke

nah, but smoke does

now that it's winter, either I get something that smells good or I deal with smelling my neighbor's attempts at stir fry all night

just eat sour kraut every meal and make your own poopurri scents :3

>the frozen wasteland of edmonton

So what the fuck do people do when the Oilers aren't playing?

sodomy according to south park

Anybody have a stream that isn't choppy as fuck?

Go to the mountains and ski/snowboard

Go to outdoor rinks or lakes and play hockey

I read there is a poor mining town in the Northern Territories somewhere that has a small population and is isolated as fuck. Since nobody moves there most young people only get one shot at that high school sweetie and when it doesn't work out people more often than not kill themselves because everyone else is shacked up.

That is what I think about Edmonton too

Edmonton - 1 million people

Chicago - 2.7 million.

It's not like we are 10 times smaller than you

How much snow does canada get? Like where people actually live

Sounds favourable as opposed to getting shot at by niggers consistently

is that yellowknife?

We have barely had any here.

Don't cut yourself on that edge, Gordie.

>comparing the edmonton metro area to the city limits of chicago

snows regularly throughout nov-march

Likely Iqaluit

Chicago has a metro of over 12 million and then Indianapolis isn't far away nor is Milwakuee. The urban sprawl feels fucking infinite sometimes.

Don't shoot yourself with that Glock, Chief Keef

can we talk about the game?

or are we going to act like ignorant fuckstains for the next 2 hours?

>can we talk about the game?

NO
FUCK YOU

Can barely watch on this shitty stream.

I get by with shitposting and listening to Jack and Bob

we're gonna talk about food soon

>actually discussing hokkei

Damn that song was in FIFA 98 Road to the World Cup

shit this nostalgia was unasked for

>Canadian pretending they aren't the Australians of North America
top kek

>Chief Keef

One of the many black people that have more money than you can even fathom? Keep laboring in those oil fields, champ.

Depends....what kind of aquarium do you have?

why do americans worship black people?

Canadians are the New Zealand of North America. Irrelevant and too easy on the natives.

Not like us Aussie, we literally tried to fuck the black out of Abos

Those Oil Field labourers that have more money than 99% of black people?

jumping the gun a bit on that music cue CSN

you failed miserably and will spend the rest of your days hearing about reparations

How's that pipeline going?

take 2 periods off
play the third

great plan

It's just a fact, kid. But rationalize it however you want.

And destroy their bodies in the process. But it's good honest work, yes sir.

ask obama bin laden

>He thinks Albertan's aren't rich

Keef is broke you Nigger lover

>Eddie O scoring like a god damn boss

>it's and eddie and pat relive drunk nostalgia episode
best episodes

>edmonton ice
it's embarrassing that its so bad in a new rink

like wtf

>australian abos
2.4% of the population

>cancuk abos
4.3% of the population

canada btfo again

>Albertan's
>apostrophe

Jesus Christ, go read a book.

wtf toews

This doesn't seem like it's worth additional money. It's also $10 more than a normal one

>alberta
>rich

Then is everyone unemployed and going through a depression?

Your own fucking country doesn't even want you people having work

>calls out someones spelling
>makes sure to have perfect grammar
every time

>crawshit allows one with less than a minute in the period

like

fucking

clockwork

Yep, Hawks are mailing it in again.

FUCK

I didn't want to be right about the Hawks not playing hockey until the 3rd again

jesus fucking christ crawford

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>every other post is a tripcuck
Nice fanbase you have there chiraq

>My spelling

Feels great to win an internet argument

It's not a spelling issue, you ignorant fuck.

>Oilers score
>CSN still shows the PP timer
wat

eat shit amerisharts

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CHIRAQ ON THE FAILED STATES LIST

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cry more faggot lmaoo