GAME THREAD #1: Chicago Blackhawks (13-4-2, 1st in Central Division) @ Edmonton Oilers (10-8-1, 2nd in Pacific Division)
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GAME THREAD #1: Chicago Blackhawks (13-4-2, 1st in Central Division) @ Edmonton Oilers (10-8-1, 2nd in Pacific Division)
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>30 minutes early
ok then
In case anyone is unaware, LazyMan is working again
Get the cantpucks some revenge pls, soilers.
>only have two beers in the fridge
FUCK
HURRY
THERE'S STILL TIME
>40 minutes of time to restock
got any engine coolant in the garage?
I have a feeling the Hawks are going to get shithoused tonight.
You have shitty feelings then.
>#Blackhawks lines:
>Schmaltz-Toews-Kane
>Panarin-Anisimov-Hossa
>Desjardins-Kruger-Motte
>Hartman-Hinostroza-Panik
not even gonna be surprised if it's another "blackhawks inexplicably lose 9-2 vs edmonton" episode
you mean like the last two games where they suddenly remembered they were in a hockey game during the 3rd?
I'll just use some of my emergency supply of shitty bottom shelf vodka
Speaking of Happy Humans
>How to consume soft serve
a.cuntflaps.me
>plenty of beer in the fridge
>cinnamon spice candle
>just figured out how to turn off the bright as fuck display on the microwave
>cold as shit out
>don't have to go back to work for a week
>Hawks are on
>it's not a Konroyd game
who /comfy as fuck/ here
why is it loading so slow
Who's starting for the Hawks?
Talbot for Oilers.
>sweat pants
>Keith sweater
>wool socks
>beer
>no work for a week
What kind of scam are you running there?
Dunno. Site probably has cancer.
I get 5 weeks of PTO a year and I stack them up at the end of the year. I'm off for two weeks in December
Toews working hard to cement his status as a 60-point player.
Good shit.
time for hawkey
what on earth is Eddie talking about
fuck this shit
fucking crawshit ya bum
Floodgates.
Hawks are going to get thrashed tonight.
If you're not thirty minutes earlier, you are thirty minutes late. C'mon man.
>Coach Speak
Ya know, I was thinking earlier today that it is quite odd that Kruger hasn't ended up playing defence because of Q's Blender.
What the fuck
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>softie
McMeme's speed isn't a meme.
KlefBOMB
>squeezing an app our your ass
>tfw your cheap jewel-bought candle is starting to smell like burning rather than cinnamon
if this sets off the fire alarm I'm gonna be pissed
Nice blog
>buying candles
Bruh
Nigga odours don't make alarms go off
fire alarms only go off if its a certain type of smoke
nah, but smoke does
now that it's winter, either I get something that smells good or I deal with smelling my neighbor's attempts at stir fry all night
just eat sour kraut every meal and make your own poopurri scents :3
>the frozen wasteland of edmonton
So what the fuck do people do when the Oilers aren't playing?
sodomy according to south park
Anybody have a stream that isn't choppy as fuck?
Go to the mountains and ski/snowboard
Go to outdoor rinks or lakes and play hockey
I read there is a poor mining town in the Northern Territories somewhere that has a small population and is isolated as fuck. Since nobody moves there most young people only get one shot at that high school sweetie and when it doesn't work out people more often than not kill themselves because everyone else is shacked up.
That is what I think about Edmonton too
Edmonton - 1 million people
Chicago - 2.7 million.
It's not like we are 10 times smaller than you
How much snow does canada get? Like where people actually live
Sounds favourable as opposed to getting shot at by niggers consistently
is that yellowknife?
We have barely had any here.
Don't cut yourself on that edge, Gordie.
>comparing the edmonton metro area to the city limits of chicago
snows regularly throughout nov-march
Likely Iqaluit
Chicago has a metro of over 12 million and then Indianapolis isn't far away nor is Milwakuee. The urban sprawl feels fucking infinite sometimes.
Don't shoot yourself with that Glock, Chief Keef
can we talk about the game?
or are we going to act like ignorant fuckstains for the next 2 hours?
>can we talk about the game?
NO
FUCK YOU
Can barely watch on this shitty stream.
I get by with shitposting and listening to Jack and Bob
we're gonna talk about food soon
>actually discussing hokkei
Damn that song was in FIFA 98 Road to the World Cup
shit this nostalgia was unasked for
>Canadian pretending they aren't the Australians of North America
top kek
>Chief Keef
One of the many black people that have more money than you can even fathom? Keep laboring in those oil fields, champ.
Depends....what kind of aquarium do you have?
why do americans worship black people?
Canadians are the New Zealand of North America. Irrelevant and too easy on the natives.
Not like us Aussie, we literally tried to fuck the black out of Abos
Those Oil Field labourers that have more money than 99% of black people?
jumping the gun a bit on that music cue CSN
you failed miserably and will spend the rest of your days hearing about reparations
How's that pipeline going?
take 2 periods off
play the third
great plan
It's just a fact, kid. But rationalize it however you want.
And destroy their bodies in the process. But it's good honest work, yes sir.
ask obama bin laden
>He thinks Albertan's aren't rich
Keef is broke you Nigger lover
>Eddie O scoring like a god damn boss
>it's and eddie and pat relive drunk nostalgia episode
best episodes
>edmonton ice
it's embarrassing that its so bad in a new rink
like wtf
>australian abos
2.4% of the population
>cancuk abos
4.3% of the population
canada btfo again
>Albertan's
>apostrophe
Jesus Christ, go read a book.
wtf toews
This doesn't seem like it's worth additional money. It's also $10 more than a normal one
>alberta
>rich
Then is everyone unemployed and going through a depression?
Your own fucking country doesn't even want you people having work
>calls out someones spelling
>makes sure to have perfect grammar
every time
>crawshit allows one with less than a minute in the period
like
fucking
clockwork
Yep, Hawks are mailing it in again.
FUCK
I didn't want to be right about the Hawks not playing hockey until the 3rd again
jesus fucking christ crawford
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>every other post is a tripcuck
Nice fanbase you have there chiraq
>My spelling
Feels great to win an internet argument
It's not a spelling issue, you ignorant fuck.
>Oilers score
>CSN still shows the PP timer
wat
eat shit amerisharts
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CHIRAQ ON THE FAILED STATES LIST
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cry more faggot lmaoo