His "country" doesn't have snowy mountains, beautiful national parks, great beaches, enormous deserts, large forests...

>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains, beautiful national parks, great beaches, enormous deserts, large forests, wide open plains, vast tundras, many different lakes, amazing vacation resorts, and multiple mega-cities.

>wide variety of farms

I can't think of another country that is so geographically diverse with so many beautiful natural wonders.

France?

Argentina, and maybe Russia.

>tfw none of those

enormous deserts? vast tundras?

wtf I love America now

You have those hexagonal rocks though Fergus.

france < literally anywhere that isn't filled with fr*gs

this

>vast tundras
Antartica I suppose.
>enormous deserts
Great dune of Pyla.

RAINBOW WARRIOR'd

China

Do you have a Grand Canyon, a Yellowstone, and a desert filled with rock formations shaped like benis?!?! I didn't think so Pierre!

>tfw almost have all of those and our country is the size of a football field

pretty close

Syria

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

Does China have a Grand Canyon, a Yellowstone, and a desert filled with rock formations shaped like benis?!?! I didn't think so Pablo!

You must be joking, that dune is tiny compared to any spanish desert

>Grand Canyon,
Our very own yes, the Calanques of Marseille.
>Yellowstone
Parc national des Cevennes, yes.
>desert filled with rock formations
The reconquest of Algeria is on our minds yes.

>be Australia's retarded brother
>have to recognze a river as judicial entity so that less natives fuck your women
Heh.

paris looks like a desert now with all the muslims

you win this round pierre

>The reconquest of Algeria is on our minds yes.
Do it faggots

*hugs you*. Pure banter only friend.
Thank God I'd skimmed though that odd fact about the river while reading the news.

It's not the size of the desert that matters, it's what you do with it.

Pending on you "discovering" oil there.

We can't bully them ourselves when we've been shunned for that already at the UN.

Just blame them for the next terrorist attack

only missing large cities

The only country on earth that comes close to having the geographical diversity of America is Russia.

But we do.

You are wrong, only China is comparable to the United States in biodiversity.

More like China

Canada is your competitor

Russia doesn't have that much geographical diversity
New Zealand has more geographical diversity than Russia despite only being an island

>one mega-city, no tundra, no large forests, no open plains

Sure thing, Jose

1. USA
2. Russia

t. russia expert

we do have tundra, large forests and open plains though

we do!

I'd say China desu

haha losers

no, theres us too!

Stop being a self hating cuck
We have amazing geographical diversity that surpasses most countries despite being an island

oh sorry, I didn't realise it was (You)

won't be replying any more

Argentina.
The only thing you have we dont is tropical beaches like Miami. We have tropical jungles in the north, but no beaches near them.

Brasil is all sub tropical or tropical. Very samey country for its size.

india
russia
china

What do you mean?

>enormous deserts
>bragging about vast swaths of nothing but sand
Besides that my cunt has everything

>his "country" isn't Finland

All geographical diversity is cool. That's why the earth is so cool.
I was thinking that America surely didn't have any tundras last I checked, but then fucking Alaska.

Francophone Africa

POO
O
O

You mean Paris?

>deserts
>nothing but sand
Canadian education

Are you a lizard? No? Then there's nothing there for you

>his '''country''' has disputed federal legitimacy
People are worried America is becoming closer to Russia
They should be worried that Russia is closer to what America is becoming

>snowy mountains,
check
>beautiful national parks,
check
>great beaches,
wouldn't call them great, but still check
>enormous deserts,
our desert is pretty small, but still check
>large forests,
check
>wide open plains,
check
>vast tundras,
almost check
>many different lakes,
check
>amazing vacation resorts,
check
>and multiple mega-cities.
it probably doesn't qualify as a mega-city, but Warsaw is pretty big
So Polska passed.

>Poland
LMAOing at your life