Klinsmann Replacements

Name a better replacement for Klinsmann.

>Protip: You can't.

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you know it cunt.

Literally who?

Can David Beckham coach?

van gaal isn't doing anything is he? then they can get hiddink lel

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Celso Juarez Roth

Copa Libertadores champion and THE option for any futebolistic crysis.

Moyes

mack brown

the guus is loose

Mouyes

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Your only real choice if you want to be something in the world is hiring Marcelo Bielsa

According to various latinamerican sites, he demands in order to coach the USMNT:

>4 Million USD
>Landon Donovan as his technical assistant
>MLS season to start in February

Don't know if true though, I don't think so, it's too short list

Where the hell would this information even come from?

No, he doesn't have any qualifications. Not that it stops most, but usually you need certain levels to get to certain levels.

USMNT needs the Dark Sorcerer.

The internet? Probably from some guy's ass. Peruvians are reporting it
libero.pe/futbol-internacional/2016-11-21-marcelo-bielsa-el-loco-pidio-estas-exigencias-para-ser-entrenador-de-estados-unidos

And an argentinian twitter account from an archive or argentinian players around the world

twitter.com/AXEMOficial/status/800796707613069312

The serious networks, like Fox Sports, TyC sports, ESPN, etc are only saying he is a candidate, nothing else

Why not Van Gaal, he's good at rebuilding

BIelsa

Pellegrini

pls, Maradona coached Argentina, and he obviously sucked at it

It really depends on how much coke management is sniffing at the time

Guus Hiddink

Ricki Herbert

Paulo Autuori

Maybe I am just writing random names

Please! We need to get ride of euro type football and have murderball tactics. Bielsa can do it

Ambriz
Marcelino
Blanc
Menezes
Eriksson
Machado
Hecking
Cardozo

There was some EPL coach, or manager or whatever you say. Not Mouyes, Van Gonads, or the hue.

Had a red shirt, weird smile like the fucking Mouth of Sauron, and when he got shit canned from red kit wankers, you couldn't have a sp shit without seeing his face in catalog, like a goddamned clown museum.

Who is that la', la's?

nick saban

Roy Evans

That guy is old.

The guy I'm talking about was younger looking. He could have run the grey hair to exhaustion, or bludgeoned him to death.

No it's definitely Roy Evans la

Who wears red, I am finding this cunt. It wasn't Man U. Pool and Arsehole?

I found 'im la'.

Brenny la'

Who? Never heard of him, must be some scottish manager. I think you meant Gareth Southgate who won the World Cup for England in 2008

its the year of meme magic it has to be the most meme manager there is

rehire klansman

Meme manager you say

why did he dip out of lazio?

They wouldn't give him the funds he needed, they lied to his face

>>Landon Donovan as his technical assistant
based

this could work except mls isn't moving

Biesla actually seems better as the technical director than coach
I'm not really sure his style fits with our player pool, especially in such a short period

And where the fuck does Landon Donovan being an assistant come from?

Arsene Wenger

Ambriz?
Kek

this kek confirms too. klansman is a walking talking meme.

Why would we hire a Mexican?

They should get whoever coaches the womans team because they have world cups

Pellegrini

>Not Mike Petke

ezpz

For the lulz

FIFA wants to stop cheating, user.

He's going to be in need of a job pretty soon

Why would we get a foreigner in the middle of qualifying?

Would be a good choice for Canada

t. Vidal.

Moyes.

>Yfw he wins one for da tates

This. He did great job with a shit Dutch NT, he will whip the murricans into shape as well.

Terrible idea. He doesn't speak English and will not work well within the USMNT/MLS model(s) long enough to make it to 2022.

Bielsa is a South America coach only. Don't be fooled by a couple good seasons in Basque country.

I can only imagine the shit show he would be as the Mexico coach, mostly due to the off-field drama.

2018 is out of the question, naturally.

>Why would we get a foreigner in the middle of qualifying?
So you might actually qualify?

No knowledge of the player pool
Even Gus had more time and only one real opponent to prepare for

Plus he got rekt with the Dutch during Euro qualifying

>Implying any coach with a half decent reputation would manage the USA team

>MLS season to start in February

>Febuary games in Toronto, New York, Montreal, Boston, Columbus, Salt Lake City, Kansas City, Denver, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Minneapolis

Clearly this man hasn't thought this through

2017
Arena
Hiddink

2018-
Tab Ramos
Peter Vermes
Oscar Pareja
J.C. Osorio

Isn't this guy really autistic?

He didn't
I have no fucking clue where that came from
What difference does 4 weeks make?

Fuck no
Maybe but wrong direction
Yes
Fuck no

Iron Mike Keenan

The team needs discipline.

>MlelS

fuck off

Who?

This didn't stop him when he coached South Korea, Australia, or Russia.

He has experience getting the most out of teams with limited talent.

He fucked up the Dutch and Russia for 2010

He's a high level coach, which is more than can be said for who is supposedly being put in as a care taker (Arena)

So Arena drew Hiddink in Korea
Korea got a round further than the US but we both lost to Germany
The only reason you're sayin "high-level" is because he's not American

Can he save US Soccer?

Wrong.

>Two fourth place finishes in the World Cup, once with Holland in 1998 and one with South Korea in 2002
>Semifinal appearance for Russia in Euro 2008
>Helped Australia qualify for their first world cup since 1974 in 2006 and only lost to the cheating Italians

Arena on the other hand got a quarter finals in 2002 and got BTFO in 2006.

Nothing else to say.

Dutch were better than US
Korea benefited from refball and Arena could have easily been in that semifinal
And Australia got to another round. Great

Proves nothing
Arena got screwed out of a game against the Italians too

pls America make it happen

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6 man

>a worse Van Laal

>Peruvians

Dear Chile bro when will you guys take out the Peruvians once and for all?

Larry David ofc

David Moyes, VanGaal

>darsh

This man is the superior option and his English is s u p e r b (fantastic). It's gonna be great. Fantastic. All gonna be great. We're gonna go there and win the tournament. Fantastic.

American sports media is WAY too PC for that guy

Their heads would explode at every press conference....

....then again, in the age of Trump Bielsa might be the suitable response....

Wilmots

gary neville

Brendan from Liverpool m9

Another demand rose up through the night, he also asked complete control of the juvenile squads, so he would be able to refresh players and groom them for the future. This sounds a lot like good old Bielsa desu, so maybe the rumors have some true in them

If the info is true, he needs a guy that is known by the players, knows and has played in the MLS and ultimately, speaks english and knows the inner mannerisms of the squads

>Bielsa is a South America coach only
>implying that's a bad thing

You need change desperately, Bielsa will change everything from within your football association regarding player base, not just the adult men's team

MLS season starts in March but it's not about extra 4 weeks, it's the schedule, he is trying to be able to hold players on the NT for longer periods without too much interference with the MLS tournament and their respective coaches.

Besides, if his arrival manages to change the start of MLS, then you guys will finally compete in Copa América, you always say no because it conflicts with MLS season. Facing Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, etc will definately help to improve your squad
That is, if his demands are actually true and not just rumors

If by autistic you mean workaholic, then yes.

Maybe they'll love him at the end, after seeing results and actually talking football for hours and hours. Probably because only real interested journalists will stay listening to him lol

So play in Feburary so they can't play in June/July?Not very helpful since the summer months are MLS's most profitable

Him

damn. came in here to post this.

The next USMNT coach is Mr. Waldemar

USA should just ignore soccer. No one there plays that shit, why field failed nba, nfl, mlb athletes to get slaughtered. Better to not even play, knowing their best athletes are busy playing other sports US actually cares about.

soccer is better than those sports

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>"soccer"

Fuck off.

Anyway, MLS attendance already surpassed NHL and NBA, and it's more popular with kids according to ESPN. Muricans DO care about football (the real one, not NFL), they just use the "we dun care" as an excuse for losing against Concacaf teams.

mlsmultiplex.com/2016/08/23/mls-closer-look-attendance-numbers-2016/

Attendance numbers are very skewed
Plus ratings don't lie and they're harsh on non-Liga MX leagues

American """""men""""" couldn't handle his methods

Tim Sherwood, David Moyes and some coach from league 1 would be good choices.

>MLS season to start in February
February is the coldest month and tends to produce the most snow some games could even be canceled due to the amount of snow

>established
Fucking franchises

this lad