Bad luck thread, Try to top mine

Bad luck thread, Try to top mine.

>5'9"
>overweight
>ugly
>4 inch dick

I'll bet 4 inches looks normal on a tiny little faggot like you.

>I'm a faggot who lacks the ability to buy penis pills and a gym membership

That's what I'm hearing

Id actually be happy if it did

Penis pills are a scam and im already fucked might as well eat myself to death kek

6'4". Very slim. Runway model (not majorly). Crippling depression and social anxiety. Tempted to dolphin dive onto a highway.

Ill an hero with you so you don't have to die alone

Are you retarded? You know there are some pills that actually do something? Sure it isn't "grow 5 inches in 5 weeks" but it's better than crying like a faggot about how you lack motivation to workout and improve on yourself.

Eh honestly it doesn't matter, im above average in nothing that matters and below average in everything that does, nothing i can try will change the fact that im worthless so why bother honestly. Id rather not make a meaningless effort.

5'11"<
anorexic<
model<
8 inch dick<
crackhead parents

Caress me as we fall

If you actually want to stop being a loser, and want to make something of yourself, crying to a bunch of retards like us wont help it. I used to be fat, but I actually did something about it and it made my life easier to live with. You need motivation, and confidence. Those are the 2 first steps next to recognizing your problem.

Omw bb

Redhead :/

I'm not quite that bad
5'10" and 4 inch dick
I'd guess about average looks and just a hair overweight. I could use losing 5-10lbs

Using bad luck as an excuse to be a bitch. Nobody cares about your luck cuck. Live your life to the fullest and stop coming up with excuses

>6'1"
>fit
>attractive
>6.5" dick
>crippling anxiety

Tracheal hernia<
carbon monoxide addiction<
can't discern facial features out my left eye<
incessantly tardive dyskinesia<
mom calls me turkey<
visits once a month when the welfare cheques come in and does crack cocaine

Im never not going to be a loser no matter how fit i get trust me.

You should be thankful for your live there are people who have nothing and can't change it

That's why I'm saying, you need to start building some confidence. Find a hobby and make friends with people who enjoy the same or similar hobbies, go to a club, go to school, do something you know you'll enjoy and try to make friends with people who enjoy those same things

>can't greentext
>addicted to autism pity and marijuana brownies
>grandma is my best friend
>so sarcastic that my irony presents itself as public displays of erotic affection on the general public
> sleep 12 hours a day because I literally can't get out of bed

Honestly i wish i never had a life to begin with, not everyone wants to live in this world. Id glady give everything i had to someone who would want it if it meant i could die now without any negative repercussions tbh, and sorry if it sounds like i am a whiney emo kid this is literally the only place i can go to interact with people and say what i actually am thinking.

There are no pills that do anything it is all snake oil. If there were that shit would be more widespread than viagra and cialis. You know why people like those so much? It's because america is full of fat asses whose dicks don't work. Also because they fucking work

you should not die

>little
Cunt.

Why?

being overweight is your own fault, fag, it's not luck

they dont understand how painful this is

I'll explain
>fit pretty boy with a slightly feminine demeanour only bangs Dominatrix fat chick
>can't get a job
>parental clone