ITT: We all live in Whiterun

ITT: We all live in Whiterun

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Do you get to the could district very often?

Anything's for sale! If i had a sister i'd sell her in an instance!

Obviously you don't come to the cloud district often

Well shit, another Dragon, it was nice knowing you.

Graymane or battleborn

can i be the dude that sings at the pub thing

I work for belethor, at the general goods store

But have you heard of those warriors from Hammer fell? They've got curved swords.

>Not supreme alpha battleborn

Got some good pieces out here if you're looking to buy, more inside.

Ah orcish armor i see, i had a set of that myself once. ugly and strong just like the people who made it

Maybe some other time I'll reveal your destiny, hmm? Tea leaves, palm reading, crystal scrying... Oooh! Maybe trepanning? Ha ha ha ha

>I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun, Eorlund-Gray-Mane's got that honor.
What do you have for sale?
>The finest weapons and armor

What happends to all the ded bodies in Whiterun? Where do they go?

i'm that pigeon that flies around

You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with death.

You don't look like you get to the Cloud district.
or whatever

It's a fine day with you around.

I'm sworn to carry your burdens.

i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow in the knee

Pa pa your back!

HOW-ARE-YOU-HUMANS-TODAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.

DRAGONNN

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NEED A RIDE!?! CLIMB ON BACK AND WE'LL BE OFF.

I fucking love you user

YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

Gimme all your money battleborn

hated the prophet of talos so, so much. He should not have been standing at the foot of dragonsreach because we walked by him too often.

Watch the skies traveller...

curved. swords.

you ever tried mercenary work? might suit you.

Quick reminder that Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

Im homeless because whiterun has a horrific housing crisis. The Jarl sits in his hall saying the same 8 or 9 phrases but does nothing to help the people. We've 2 farms to feed all these people yet apparently we have the resources to fund a dragon, a werewolf club and this random bastards who keeps wandering in shouting his tits off and causing all these shenanigans. Fuck this city

Proventus, bring me my pen. And the good parchment.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got married and had a kid. Now I just work as a guard

>~
>click prophet
>"Delete"

I don't claim to be the best cocksucker in Whiterun. OP has that honor. The man's faggotry in legendary. All I ask is for a dick in the ass.

Clan greymane reporting in

>confirmed for redguard

>hurr durr everyone rates free sweet rolls
>hurr durr y r the jarl not fight dragons himself!?
>CURVED SWORDS!

go back to hammerfell

Don't mind me, I'm at Ysolda's, fucking her brains out.

My name's Jarl Balgruuf, and I be BALLIN!!!

IMPOSTER! PROVENTUS, WHERE IS MY DAMN PEN, I NEED TO STAB SOMEONE!

she can't even feel your pencil dick after riding that mammoth tusk all day

GET YOUR GROOVE ON SOLDIER

Farengar has been wiggling it up his ass again, my Jarl.

>be sneak archer
>find whiterun citizen sleeping in bed in the drunken huntsman
>save game
>shoot ebony arrow, point blank, into their head
>HELP IM BEING ATTACKED
>cops come in, kill them all.
>reload save, rinse repeat for hours

Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.

She wasn't that hot in my game

What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn

What?

no matter how hot they look with the mods, they still walk like they have stick up their ass

I need to ask you to stop. That shouting is making people nervous

Kek I don't know how I never noticed that fuckup no matter how many hundreds of times I heard it.

My basement.

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We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

I'm a white Anglo American irl. What Skyrim race does that make me?

Was anyone else supremely buttblasted about not being able to wife Adrianne Avenicci?

nigger

>Be me
>Chillin in Draugr Crypts in Whiterun
>Have comfy stone spot to sleep at
>Had some giggles with the others down here earlier, and played some rock papyrus scissor
>Won a gold coin
>whereinTalosdoikeepit.bonE
>Catching Zzzs for some time
>ASDGMKTWRGSAGWSKTQRWRGL
>Loud as fuck crash from down my corridor
>whothehell.InkonPapyrus
>Keep my eyes closed and ignore
>Forgot i have no eyes
> just watch doorway instead
>Gets louder
>Gets Closer
>Some guy in gold armor is swinging around a iron sword at every skeleton he sees
> killmenow.incantation
>get down to talk to him and tell him to shut up and give us a break
>get chopped in half
>now lying on the ground
>mfw this happens every day
>mfw this is my curse brought on to me

I knew it.

There is a mod for everything

no. she already has a shop. a wife is an extra merchant to sell crap to since everyone runs out of gold so fast.

You got stones in your ears? Gray-mane, or battleborn?

>In Bruma: "All homes in Skyrim have a basement."
>In Skyrim: no homes have a basement.
nt, bethesda

Im a redguard. I accidentally killed the warmaidens bitch trying to kill a vampire. Vampires killed the dude at warmaidens and belethor. I have fewer people to sell shit to. Also im a nigger

Yeah I mean this is the pragmatic view but she's just so fucking perfect, man.
>mfw I'll never have a strong and beautiful blacksmith waifu

Nord

>walks 10ft to the right of a bench
>sits down in mid-air
>teleports to bench
>stares at you with dead eyes

Come to dragonshreasch to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the great warriorsh?

instantly kill you

What're you lookin' at? I'm not afraid of you, ya know. Even if you are my elder.

Id be alot warmer and alot happier with a bellyful of mead

Anyone want to come smoke beer with me?

I liked Farengar.

I think some cunt stole my sweet roll.

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and whado aye get? GUARD duty.

I joined up with the companions. Am werewolf now.

Fus Ro Da!!!

"Mammoth tusk"

Battle-born

Ah yes, the "can't do anything, everyone kills me instantly" mode

He was the most basic mage in the continent and he acted like he was the shit.

I'm moving to Markarth. Anyone want to come with me?

Fus Ro Da!!!!!

Farm work is hard work

You're naked!

PRAISE TALOS

XD

Victory or sovengard!!!!!

typical government worker - didn't do shit, thought he was the best

lazy cocksucker couldn't even go out to bleak falls barrow himself

keep kissing talos' ass and maybe he will give you a chin some day

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Yeah but he was so nice and friendly to you.

he insulted you

"clearly you are better suited for such a menial task"

Do somebody saw a Redguard woman here?