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ITT anons can post there problems, and other anons can give them advice.

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Finally tell girl I like her, still waiting on response. Make me not nervous?

Real scenario,

Friends with twins for 2 plus years been on all sports teams with them and family friends and known them my whole life and we have always hung out together.

1/20/17 trumps inauguration lol their grandma passed away and the thought of saying sorry for their loss slips my mind and they think I did i don't care but I do and I haven't talked to them since and I just want to be on good terms with them , apologizing now seems too little to late help me pls

if it works out, then hell yeah user. if it doesn't, you will inevitably like other girls. you're the only constant in your life

Tell them you have issues dealing with death and can't come to grips with how to cope when someone close to you dies so you avoid it.

Text her an invite to an event in the near future, nothing heavy, local concert or show will do. If she doesn't reply, forget her move on, shes not into you. Invite another girl and forget the slowpoke one.

They know me to well for me to say that thank you though user

My girlfriend bites. It's a compulsive thing she can't control. She is on medication and usually she can control herself, but if she gets stressed or excited, there can be incidents. She's bitten me hard enough to break skin, and has damaged her teeth biting random things several times.

She's a fucking awesome girl aside from that, but this biting thing is a big problem.

Practice your technique user

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my (now ex) girlfriend broke up with me last month but still talks to me like she has feelings for me. i'd prefer to just move on but she's making that hard to do

It's not jaw clenching, it's literally biting. Like, if she's stressed about something, she can be sitting there and just take a chomp outta me or just pick something up and start biting it.

Just tell her you've moved on and dating someone else and you don't want your new gf feeling uncomfortable with you being friends with an ex. In other words, stop talking to me please.

Yeah I get that, don't worry, massages will help her relax. Sit behind her while you Netflix and chill, rub her shoulders and neck and the jaw muscles. Do it as often as she likes. Don't use too much force, if she feels like the biting thing suggest the massage instead.

If that doesn't work buy her a baby teething ring and some string to hang it around her neck with.

Applied for ~30 internships and even had 3 interviews with companies. I haven't gotten any offers yet and it's almost April. What do

Well, the big concern I have is that she'll wind up biting some stranger or like, even getting pulled over, getting stressed, and biting the cop. That would be very bad.

It's also a big problem during sex. Blowjobs are obviously right out, which sucks, because they're my favorite, but even just during regular sex, she's bitten me.

Like I said, when everything's normal, she's usually ok.

my girlfriend comes really fast and gets tired afterwards but im still hard and ready, life sucks

Just dry hump her into seconds.

That sounds kinda hot. Had a gf who would bite me randomly and it would always get me diamonds. She always did it on purpose tho not like your gfs tourettes problem

Lower your expectations and get a paret time job doing whatever you can find. Just temporary work to keep your resume from developing gaps and get you some extra cash. Maybe you need to change up your personality during interviews. Any employment agencies in your area that can coach you or offer help job seeking?

Ask her if she's put off by using sex toys with you. Then buy a fleshlight or something and let her experiment with it on you. Also, are prostate stims out of the question?

if this is through your college change schools or change colleges RIGHT FUCKING NOW

internships are everything, I'm not kidding.

Yeah, I mean, I'm down for a little gentle biting during sex, but that's not what this is. This like getting bit by a dog or some shit. It's not such a good time.

The problem is that next semester is my 4th year so I really need some experience somewhere besides just retail. Yeah I could go into mock interview trainings at my school

I'm stuck in a relationship with a girl who's a gold digger and wants sex constantly from me, I only want someone to love, not to die depressed with

My university doesn't help at all. They just share when certain companies are hiring interns and host a career fair thing

I can relate. What year are you in?

Just finishing my Junior year, studying Mech Engineering. fucking sucks man. I talked about my club activities in the interview and they said that i didnt seem to know what i was talking about at all. I might just have to work on articulating. what about you b?

I'm a freshman in Computer Science, so I'm a bit better off than you. But yeah, I've had a couple of companies blow me off in the same way. What region of the country do you live in?

>university doesn't help at all

that's my point. I was in the same boat and fucking dullards who had C averages but a strong internship placement were getting 60k jobs on graduation. change fucking schools. I'm serious.

sucks dude. I've even applied for like 30 each of the past 3 years. Midwest and pretty rural, so that could be a part of it too

Oh i gotcha b. Yeahhh I might look into that. Seems like the only way in is to know someone at the company

couldn't get muh dick up couple first times sober/drunk with girls...no prior exp

girls weren't attractive at all, but still....maybe i'm watching too much porn?

it's completely destroyed my self confidence....fuck. any help/advice Sup Forums?

You're correct. I had to curtail that shit entirely because it completed anhiliated my sex drive. The weirder the shit you watch or get off to, the harder it is to get worked up when your smoking hot girlfriend or strange wants to fuck your brains out.

Yeah, that's definitely part of it I'd bet. Do you have very many projects that you can talk about? Most of the interviewers that I talked to were more interested in the things that I made than the clubs that I was in. Alternatively, if you don't have an internship over this summer, just work on a side project.
He's finishing up his junior year, so I don't think transferring colleges this late would help much.

I'm starting to think the earth is actually flat. For real.

Harder the better m8

Any projects? Pretty much just schoolwork and that one club take up all of my time. Though we do competitions and side projects within that club.

I have the same problem, after sex she loves to suck my cock, the bad part is that my cock is 8" and she can't handle it very well...sometimes i wonder if i should cheat to get a better girl.

Can't stay hard while fucking GF, i'm only 20 and very much attracted to her.

Too much porn there user...

How to fix it, simple... DO NOT watch porn for 2 weeks. And I mean it. Avoid anything that will arouse you. You can jerk off but only with your imagination or softcore.

Might be too much porn. How do you jerk off? If you do it in a weird way, you that might be a problem as well

What said
Also if that is a legit problem, go see a medic. There could be biological causes

I am his imagination.

I'm a black guy with a bigass cock shoving it up his ass.

His staying hard has nothing to do with women.

My town has almost no events and I am sick of going to my friends house and playing fucking board games. I just want to go out on the town and do fun social things that aren't nerdy and reclusive, but I don't know what to do.

Doing just schoolwork is pretty unattractive to employers, they'd much rather see a lower GPA with a lot of experience (either internships or side projects) than vice versa. I'm not quite sure what club this is (is it a robotics club?), but if it's taking too much time out of your life, I'd drop out in favor of something else.

Explain eclipses and the moon being upside down when viewed from aus

Shock collar. Go to the local pet supply center, pick one up while mumbling to yourself "f'n pitbulls".
Dose the chick with Rohip, place the collar, rivet the hell out of it. Do a couple of test zaps, see if there's a response.
Live in the glory days of no more biting, and the future of everything you want to happen.

Forget those friends, go out and have fun for yourself.

If the earth is flat, how come we can't see very far away?

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had a gf for a while, she cheated on me and obviously isn't happy with the guy she's with now, but doesn't want to get back with me. sad thing is i still miss her a lot. its been several months

Coz there's mountains in the way, duh

Offer to spice up their sex life by letting you suck her lovers jizz out or her cheating whore snatch. Or just find a new gf already. Your choice.

There aren't mountains everywhere.

A night home alone with a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is what you need. Then place a call for a tranny to housecall you.

Thank me in the morning.

How long were you together?

why don't you get yourself together man, don't depend on women for happiness you have to depend on yourself for that. If that girl controls your happiness she controls you so get a pair of nuts and get rid of the bitch or turn her into a ho

i feel your pain, user. my town is incredibly boring and all my friends are out of state right now

two years or so. was long distance too

the cute girl at work asked me to get a drink w/ her after work on st. patrick's day. we totally hit it off and she was giving me a kinds of signals. i fucking beta-fagged out and couldn't pull the trigger, though. i asked her to go out today and she said she was just going home.

how fucked am i?

stop giving her attention, grab your nuts and move on

My rule to ask someone out 2 or 3 times before giving up if she has an excuse each time. After that many times there is no chance. Either she is too busy for you or she is not interested. Just try again is my advice.

i love this girl. we dated about a year ago, and i never forgot about her and she was always in my head. about a month ago she said she wanted me back the night when she saw me earlier. She came up to ME. I think about it and said yes.

2 days later she says she wants to talk

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says she isn't interested in a relationship anymore actually

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say okay. play it off cool

later that night text her and go absolutely ham on her.

a while later text her again and apologize

that was a month ago.

i found out that just a little while later she got with another guy.

i ask her about it she says, "you and i have too much in our past so i broke up with you"

told her i might love her though.

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what do? i'm at the end of my rope

Time to find a layup.

fucked, you should have made a move instead of trying to be a friend with her, you put yourself into the friendzone

forgot to mention we have like 4 of the same classes as well

not fucking even, you ask her out once and even when you are asking that chick out keep looking for other chicks, never beg a bitch to be around her

how long should i wait to ask again?

I would wait at least a week.

any possible way to get out?

Best thing is to try to move on

you got all emotional and attached, and you were too available to her and she scooped you up at the drop of a hat because she knew how much of a loser you were and you had no one else but her. She didn't think about this but more of what girls do naturally, so do not blame her because you fucked up.

bu... but user...

i love the bitch

all jokes aside it's a bit harder than it sounds like. like i said i see her like 2 hours a day everyday. so it's even worse

FUCKS NO, YOU WAIT TILL SHE TEXT BACK AND EVEN IF SHE DOES OR DOESNT KEEP TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS, STOP BEING SO FUCKING NEEDY

Its not needy, if you fucking want her you go for it but if you fail then you move on.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

don't be so available to her and dont try to be buddy buddies with her, i think you can salvage it but the minute you start talking to the bitch about stupid shit to try to sneak up in her by being a friend that is all she will see you as, A FRIEND, life isnt a movie were the bitches eyes flutter and realizes the love of her life was the best friend the whole time

i wasn't really interested or looking for other girls. this girl just got in my head.

same user, with extra information. i like this girl and she seems to still like me but if she wants to get back together then it would have to be some time in the future, and i don't know if that's worth waiting on? i don't necessariy want to move on, but at the same time, i do, to spare the pain and not wait around for something that might go nowhere. what do

its not needy to want to fuck a chick, but constantly having to remind her you exist so she can be like "oh yeah i forgot johnny existed, sure lets go on a date!" does not work, you gotta act like you have other girls on your schedule and not just her because girls dont like a guy that isnt pulling a lot bitches, or at least the illusion that they are

my gf's fucking birth control pokes my dick when we fuck.

its the nuvia ring.

shes tried everything at the gyno to get this issue solved and when she got her new one put in they said it shouldn't poke me.

welp it fucking does and now i still cant fuck her hard and deep.

wtf do i do when gf has shallow pussy?

condom

get off this site

i see her 5 times a day. we work together, but kind of in separate areas. i try to be nonchalant towards her, that's why i was surprised when she asked me out.

why did she get into your head?

doesnt that defeat the purpose of the birth control

I'm to lazy to type it up again but I happened to screenshot it when I posted it in a "we all have secrets" thread

so be nonchalant towards her again, i think you wont be able to salvage it if you see her that much but if you got game and can capitalize on the right moments unlike the night you went out with her you can get some

i thought she was attractive, but figured she was out of my league. then she asked me out to get a drink w/ her on st. paddy's

that's my point
it's an alternative

5 times a week, sorry does that make a difference?

so because she showed you slightest bit of affection she got into your head? Thats all it takes?

i don't know really, you gotta see her some place other than work without asking her out or some corny shit, other than that i think you fucked it up

I feel like we just need more anons like this in this world. Not anons who fuck their cousins, but anons who understand what love is, who can love and love beyond boundaries. I respect you user. I sympathize for you actually. There's words I wish I could say to the woman of my love in that post that I could never utter and will never utter, and yet I'm reading them right there from another man's point of view to another woman both of whom I will never know in person.
> tl;dr I feel you bro.

yes, i'm actually extremely socially inept. some how i managed to make her that was interesting/funny/cool enough to hang out w/ after work

sometimes we go out w/ other co-workers to get drinks. i have no other avenue to contact this girl that isn't work related

I'm 31, I suck at school and changed majors 4 times been spending the past 7 years and am still three semesters from graduating. Probably will get academic suspension at the end of this term. At least I work my ass off and have very little debt. My boss has offered to pay me $17/hr ($14/hr 28 hrs a week now) if I go full time and quit school. It's a high tech job but not much prospects of getting above $20/hr with out a degree even after years of work. What do?

Also I'm single and own a shitty car and rent a room in a trailer. Not much chance of getting a waifu on my part time income, with my car and my abode.

>make her believe i was interesting/funny/cool enough to hang out w/ after work

I'm in second year of university getting a degree in Aero Eng but I don't seem to care anymore. The first week of class I just ditched class and went to sleep in my car.

I'm just 20 and I'm terribly depressed, been so for months now. Pls gimme advice guys.

she made you her bitch without her even realizing it, first make yourself happy before you go out and start depending on fucking girlfriends to make you happy. A girl does not like someone who is not better than her, maybe some girls do for the novelty and think "aww i can fix this poor little guy up" but that is how far you will get if you don't start getting yourself together and feeling like a fucking man

I took a bunch of dxm and am smoking weed

Damn man, you have it way worse than me, why am I complaining?