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>Got molested by my neighbor when I was younger

Got dragged into a bathroom by distant relative got forced to suck dick and give a hand job.

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who was relative?

I have stories about my based dad in the Marine Corps if you guys wanna hear them....

what happened?

Some uncle. Which is weird because he said I reminded him of his son.

He probably used to fuck his son

Share stories you can only tell Sup Forums. Why fucking ask if people want to read them? If you post it, people will read it. Did you just want a bunch of attention for it or what?

When I was in first grade this kid Daniel that was in my class took me into the bathroom and told me to kill his dick and butt. I did it. He also kissed my dick and butt. It was so weird. I don't know why I did it or why he did it. The conversation was.so weird. He just fucking plain up said, kiss my weiner and then kiss my butt. After I did it, he said now let me do you. I don't know. Kid had problems.

>Molested my neighbor when he was younger

I have a distant uncle that molested some boys at church. Dont know much else tho

I was so beta I got molested

sniffed sisters used panties while jacking off.
one of very few things I truly regret.
but I was like 16 and doing it just because very horny, not attracted to her.

My highschool crush just moved in to the building literally 700 feet from mine. Young , huge tits, and total nympho, she has cheated on every single relationship she's had. Never been so tempting to cheat on my wife. In my life. We had a 3some about 4 years ago. She admitted she had a crush on me, and the 3 of us fucked like rabbits. She lied about being single and my wife wasn't cool with that, so we stopped.

She has a kid now and I want to drink her milk while I fuck her brains out.

Moar?

LOL. Best 16yr

Any more?

Dick is kill

Molested an elementary school girl when I was 16.

I used to have old sheets that had holes in them when my dog walked in it was a girl I would would take out skiddly daddly and crawl under the sheet get her to come to the closet hole and try to insert my self into her

Had a dream that I fucked my best friends girl in front of him. Shit was great. I want to do it for real now. She is worth the destruction of a friendship. I hear them fuck in his room and I'm pretty sure she's part tiger.

That's a lot of misspelled words

I'm sorry, you caught a what kind of daddy now?

my friend came on his mouth in my bed when he was sleeping over at the age of 10 and didnt tell me until 6 years later

My skiddly diddly

caught recording grills ass in yoga pants, also jacked off while smelling sisters used socks. I had little self restraint back then

I regularly fuck my old roomate's girlfriend. I feel pretty shitty about it

I masterbated my wiener before

Was responsible for the spread of rumors about a red ninja in Mortal Kombat 1 in the San Jose bay area.

I made out with everyone in high school male female I didn't care. Wasn't experimenting I knew I was straight. I just really enjoyed kissing.

Anonymity

You son of a bitch. My early childhood was ruined searching for Ermac.

>Be me
>Be closet pedo with extensive loli collection
>Don't want wife to find out because she has a 12 year old that has a matching body type to my favorite fap material
>wife and I fucking while watching porn
>She comments how young the girl looks
>confusedboner.jpeg
>"oh God user.. I know it says 18, but she looks 17 at the most. Look how TIGHT she is!"
>paranoia sets in
>is this a trap.png?
>unsure if wife is equally deviant or baiting me
>mental gymnastics evokes the melts man
>boner is begin to kill
>finish after a while and she asks me
>"is.. is what I said ok? You got soft when I was talking about her being young. I think young women are hot"
>still uncertain
>know she's bi, that's not news.
>avoid the topic by showering
>secretly want to show her my collection
>probably younger than she means
>never speak of this again..
>ToBeContinued.gif

I used to do my neighbors laundry for her to get a chance to sniff her panties. Years later she told me she knew. I was mortified

Drug addict. Oxycodone, fentanyl, heroin if I can't get anything else. Not really ashamed as I'm highly functional but I don't exactly advertise it.

Are you me?

Wow dude.

I said I was sorry! You don't have to be a Faggot about it!

Before the days of internet access you could tell a kid any old bullshit and they'd believe it, i believed someone when they told me that if you beat the pokeblue elite 4 eight times in a row with no potions, then you'd unlock the johto league

That depends, are you youreself?

The good ol days

In my defense, I was like eight, and I don't know why people believed I had gotten to him, other than I memorized the steps to get Reptile and threw in a "you gotta beat him twice and then the cabinet will let you get to the Red Ninja the same way, but only with Sub Zero."

I mean, it sounded legit.

I was a dumb kid with a ridiculously overactive libido. Made a mistake, but she was definitely into it at the time, would request "play time" together.

Ahhh Pokémon urban legends. I can't tell you how much time I've wasted looking for pikablu and other poke gods. Or moving the truck by the St. Anne to get Mew. Do you remember the one about the "secret garden" behind Bill's house? I used to get so angry doing these crazy complex combos over and over and getting nothing in return. I thought it was me.

I'm too drunk to answer this question.

It really does. God damnit I would have been creaming my jeans for that misinformation back when I was 9.

Truly. And you'd never stop believing cos some of them would turn out to be true, like the sonic 2 supersonic cheat

eh, if she knew and allowed it to continue, not all that bad

I had consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation more than once.

I thought you forced yourself on her. Playtime is not as bad.

Never heard the secret garden one but there was a legit way to get a lvl 7 Mew on nugget bridge
I have also corrupted my save files many a time trying to do the pc storage clone trick

Ig she figured it was worth getting her laundry done. She was around 17.

I know that, didn't find out til years later. It was a glitch but was legit. That ended up being the only true pokegod legend. Tbh those stories were part of what made the game so fun.

Which is why it spread. All starting from that damn Funland Mini Golf in San Jose and the Supercade at the Boardwalk.

To be fair, that place WAS pretty fucking awesome. I can see why the rumor spread from there.

No, she walked in on me jacking off. I asked if she wanted to touch it to "help", and it eventually led to more. Didn't force anything though.

Were there ever reprocussions?

What state?

I was such a beta. Never heard any rumors about video games. The contra code blew my fucking mind.

Your's. It's your girlfriend. Faggot.

Not that I know of. I don't remember her last name, so I can't look her up on Facebook.

Also there was an ermac glitch in MK1 where in some levels the ninjas would appear red and their name would read "ermac."

Probably for the better

Yeah. This was over 20 years ago now. I sometimes wonder.

Im jerking off right now

What would you say? "I used to diddle you when you were a kid!:-) want to go to dinner sometime? I know a place with great Greek food!"

A 8 year old girl grabbed my hand and shoved it down her panties. I diddled her pussy and then smelled it. It was on a school bus. I was 7 at the time. Still get rock hard being 30 now just thinking about that perfect hairless juicy pussy.

Omg moar

If I find her, I'll use that line.

Same actually, friends sister.

Tay

That's awesome. Why is that a secret? You got to 3rd base in second grade. I'd tell everyone.
What did it smell like?

...

K guess I'll do one
>be in semi open relationship
>girlfriend fuck around but only about 2 or 3 times a year. Guy or girl, she doesn't care much, just likes sex
>only ever had sex with girlfriend and sucked a dick once.
>I'm totally fine with not fucking other girls. I'm a cuck by choice and have performance anxiety so joining in is limited for me. I enjoy watching like it's a live action porn.
>she decides that she shouldn't be the only girl I fuck and sets me up with a friend of hers
>ohfuck.JPG not this again..
>"I don't want another girl, babe, you're enough for me!"
>"HOW WILL YOU KNOW OF YOU DON'T TRY WITH ANYONE ELSE?"
>can't argue with that
>we have a party and her friend and I get to talking
>she and I have.. really good chemistry actually
>she's a giant geek too that likes the same games I like.
>shes.. flirting with me!
>suddenly get excited and ever so slightly aroused
>ohshit.jpg
>she hugs me
>feels boner pressing against her slender petit body
>she notices
>whoops.png
>she hugs tighter and giggles pleasantly
>one of the guys at the party knows her from back in the day and is crushing on her. He knows me and gf are together so makes the moves on friend not knowing what's going down behind the scenes.
>I don't want to get in the way of true love
>backs off like a beta white knight
>girlfriend notices
>girlfriend approaches the new challenger
Shall I go on?
Pic related. The friend

I only started to wipe my ass 2 weeks ago. Im 35

Newfag

when I was 9, I spent a fuckload of time in my room, and found a new way to masturbate, and It wasn't to sex. now fml cuz I masturbate to shit like inflation porn, and I can't fucking get hard to porn, or masturbate correctly.

Pics?

I was a really horny kid. In church, there was a room I'd lock myself in and try to masturbate. I didn't know how to masturbate so id do weird shit. I'd fuck couch cushions and pee. Everybody in my church was so shocked when all the couches were filled with pee. The parents had a talk with all the kids and i blamed it on some half retarded kid. He got beat right in front of me

My anus is too raw and bloody, user

Ive never told anyone but i roll a dice to see how many times i can wipe when pooping

Please let this story end in nudes

Don't go on. It's. Boring

They beat the tard?

>be young, cousin be young as well.
>his family is really poor. I have great snacks.
>make him blow me for Doritos.
I'm a fucking asshole I could have just given them to him.

>I molested my neighbor when he was younger.

Yeah. His mom beat him with her belt. The image is stuck in my brain

That's what I want pics of

Damn that's brutal

was molested when i was young by some stranger in an alleybehind my house, i lightly sexually assaulted some friends while they were sleeping (both guys and girls), fingered my cousin when we were younger

I cheated on my waifu once, and fapped to another anime girl.

holy shit

Me too op

>be 13. Cousin be two years older.
>let me stick my dick in your ass user.
>(horny), ok
>hurt like hell told him to pull it out.
>Lost my manhood that day, felt really bad, still do.
>regret that moment for the rest of my life.

>I want to fuck my step cousin.

Not a big deal happens all the time. Hit that shit. Get some of your cousins stank on your hanglow.

Bumpin' for more.

Yeah, but I don't want to cheat on my girlfriend. It's not like I care, it's just a principal.

>Neighbor had hot daughter.
>She comes over for sleepover with my daughter
>roofie her
>fuck her any number of ways late at night
>put her back in her bed
>said she slept well for the first time in years
> comes over often and sleeps well from roofies
>she gets pregnant and her father thinks she is fucking in school.
>I now have two daughters and one very confused virgin neighbour

Ah didn't know you had a gf. Good for you user. You may have mentioned it but I'm drunk and high on a TON of oxycodone.

Man, hope the FBI jumps on this thread.

If I can't fap to it, don't bother