Things that are still better than great sex

Things that are still better than great sex.

i wouldn't fucking know

...

I'm taking a huge shit right now, that's better than mediocre sex at least

That is one big fucking sailboat.

Greater sex

Yep, J-Class. Pre-WWII opulence. Never made them that big and fast again.

>catching nothing but green lights on the way to work

Liars.

Whatever you are comparing this to, it isn't great sex.

>implying y'all faggerts dunno
Every DH run ever, even when they end in the ER.

You poor fuck, you honestly never experienced anything better or at least as good and longer lasting than an orgasm, in your entire life?

lol, sir.
i lol at you, and lol some more after that.

getting a pentakill on league

meth sex!

>catching nothing but green lights on the way home from work

Checkmate.

Thats pretty good.

>beating a case/ not being convicted

>not being caught in the first place

Git gud nikka

Have you never had any great sex?

You poor dickless wonder.

Fuckin-A banana split bitches.
Tastes better, and lasts longer.

Well obviously. But shit happens

the only thing better than fuckin' is eatin'
now I just need to convince my gf that combining the two is a valid idea

>dat hollow feeling immediately after a massive poop

Running. Fuck, I love running.

I just need to get enough money together where I can spend as much time as I need training. I want to run ultramarathons. I want to do the ones in Africa, Middle East, Death Valley... That stuff is my dream. Just you, running, in a ridiculous environment.

Running is life. But I have to establish myself first.

Only thing better than eatin is an endorphin high.
Fuckin fat gamer tards of /b who never exercise wouldn't know shit about that though.

A fat ass check

This

Are right. Runner's high is what heaven feels like

I don't know about better but cleaning out my ears with a q-tip after I shower. Holy fuck that feels good, as good as stroking my dick. No orgasm though.

Don't underestimate the benefits of an elevator that's out of order.

lol
I wud lik to by sum gas plox.
How much gas?
One.
One?
One bag.
Ok then.