Hi, I'm teddy. I'm dead. I'm in your bedroom

Hi, I'm teddy. I'm dead. I'm in your bedroom
watching you as you scroll through Sup Forums
If you don't reply I will slit your wrist and chop your body parts at 3:00am.

ay come get this dick teddy ima fuck you up

If this is true, tell me what I'm wearing.

Make a blowjob Teddy im bored

I replied

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go away

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fuck off teddy

?

>726777084

LOL

Good, that means i can call in sick to work with u to vouch 4 me?

Ted, pls

K

d

hey big daddy teddy

aight teddy here ya go

In which timezone do you work?

no pls ted

Does she suck dick too?

Eastern

please no

Cant tell much from the face, post tits plz.

no

hey teddy
go away pls

This is bad fucken wuth the human psyce

pls no tedx

Fake and gay

Okay

nigger

lick me pls

Also double trips

fuck that u come get this dick too

Thanks, me too

Check my dubs Teddy

You can't do shit Teddy, cause I am Harambe

:)

Spook

Watch my quints

k

Anal

no

Niggerfaggot

777777 get

pls no

witness my quints
77777

sure i guess

pls no

God damnit

Please kill me first, these other guys aren't in a hurry.

If you or your family members gave been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

dead meme

One strategically placed sock

y teddy

fuck off

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But I'm not in my room? Now what?

Ha, thats not a sock....

keke

You don't scare me teddy.

Well, teddy...I'd prefer it if you did not do these things. Especially to me. Here is the reply you requested. Hope you have a pleasant evening and everyone replies so you can have a calm and relaxing evening.

Goodnight.

KEK!!!!

Nice cockmongler lmfao

Sounds fun! I like playing games! Here's a game!

I'll pull out my dick and fuck you in the ear until you bleed, then take out a knife and slit open your belly, pull out your intestines (if you have any) and use them as a rope to choke the fuck out of you until your eyeballs swell and pop from the pressure. Then I'll stick a hot rusted poker in your ass and proceed to fuck you with it until your charred lower half detaches from your body.

Finally, I'll dip the remains of your bloody into a vat of acide and listen to the sound of you choking on your screams until there's nothing left.

But yeah. Come and kill me, Teddy. I'm ready to play a game. Are you? :^)

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Ur safe everyone

POP OFF TeDDY

Cunt

o

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reply

kek

If i get a 5 or dubs i banish you to the shadow realm

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shieeeet

Fuk you

ah man danger dog is cool friendo

so cute

Come get me

Fack off m9

Fuck no man

>autistic nigger thinking an autistic nigger is funny

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ima fuck you up

YEs daddy

Reply

Teddy the orthodontist was wrong fam, get you some good shit

o

Hello teddy

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Teddy here, aha user let's play a game. I will instead climb on your bed, splash sulfuric acid on your face, rip your burnt skin. Grab all of your organs and hang them on the wall. I will then take your body and dissect every fucking living cell inside. I will then cook you and eat you because I'm hungry right now. Lucky you replied cuck

Fuck my shit up fam

fok

aight nigga i got enough bad shit goin on u do u man imma just be here

well you can get out of my room now, thou omnipresence

>calls people autistic while sperging
someone lost their newfag

fuck

jjiu

Try me

Well shit.

oh shit