Dad's team loses

>Dad's team loses
>Starts throwing things and shouting

>tfw dad loves sports more than me

>getting angry over games played by millionaires on teams owned by billionaires

...

KILL YOURSELF YOU FILTHY WEABOO

is dad ok

my dad was a degen gambler so i know those feels

>football team of college that dad didn't even attend loses big game
>mom gets beat again

dog bless da south :DDD

That's why I didn't start watching sports until I was a teenager.

Houston Texans?

>dad's team loses
>he starts beating you with his belt
>while he's still wearing it

>just girly things

TEXANS
WHOOOOOOOOOO

>drunk dad got mad at mom after a Eagles loss and let it slip he cheated on her with his boss
>they get divorced and he has 2 news kids

He's literally the reason I'm a R*dsk*ns fan

>tfw I still remember this thread
I have been here for far too long.

Also,
>tfw I'm the one throwing things around

Who did the eagles lose to

>coming from a broken home
I bet you have a criminal record

>Dad's team loses
>He's really mature and calm about it
>Dad's team wins
>He gets really hyped, jumping around and hugging people

Who /hasagreatdad/ here?

>dad's team loses
>hfw
>dad's team wins
>also hfw

who /emotionlessfather/ here?

>Dad was a bandwagoner
>People around me question as to why I would bandwagon the Vikings
>There's no escaping

>Dad is a New Yorker
>encouraged me to support Chicago teams when I was little
>now he makes fun of me for being a Bears fan and keeps gloating about the Giants SB wins

>dad doesn't give a fuck about sport

>dad

>having a female boss

>Anime

>implying his boss was female
;)

>dad went to auburn and calls the Alabama and lay players "niggers" even though most of his team are black people

Lsu***

based AU dad

>My team loses
>throw my piss bottles at mommy and yell at her for ruining my life by raising me a NEET with no father
>demand tendies and GBP

>dad is still dead

O-oh... I g-guess I know that feel too...

Did you get to keep his head or did the cartel need it?

I wasn't joking, cunt.

when i was

I'm sure he wasn't either, lad.

You do the same when you get ganked in Dark Souls 3 or 3D quickscoped in the latest Cawwadoody, junior.

>imying he impregnated his male boss and had 2 children
Uh, I don't think it works like that...

what team does he play for?

Probably the 7-1 hue team

Gay adoption obv.

Not me, but my grandfather was pretty amazing. I really miss that guy

>born in 1993
>from the day i was brought home, always watched cowboys games with my dad
>his favorite player was emmitt smith
>my favorite player was also emmitt smith
>he worked maintenance at an apartment complex and busted his ass saving up to take my to one cowboys game a season
>took me to the game that emmitt broke the record
>we were both jumping and screaming
>dad takes off his emmitt jersey he'd been wearing since i was born
>puts it on me and says its mine now and he wants me to take my kids to a game some day
>years go by
>mom and dad start fighting a lot
>no more watching games with my dad
>eventually they get divorced
>find out my dad is bipolar
>his visits every wednesday and weekend started happening less and less
>im 23 years old now
>haven't seen him since i was 14

i still wear that emmitt jersey every sunday

that was deep man

>despite having supported them for over 40 years dad acts like a Chelsea bandwagoner
>When they lose he doesn't acknowledge their existence
>When they win or do anything of note they are the greatest team in existence

He kept going on at the end of last season about how glad he was that Chelsea were the team that won Leicester the title and how they would be remembered for it FFS.

Also when it suits him he will bandwagon the local team (my team). Pisses me off.

>dad doesnt give a shit about any sport or team, only watches nature documentaries
>gives me shit when i watch sports for it being a meaningless waste of time

Perhaps your dad should support a team that doesn't suck :^)