Well Sup Forums I promised you a few months ago that I was in line to inherit $400 billion from my uncle's nephew who...

Well Sup Forums I promised you a few months ago that I was in line to inherit $400 billion from my uncle's nephew who molested my mom before he was born. Well after signing paperwork for 72 hours straight and bribing my lawyer to win, the case, I'm finally a richfag.

$5000 Paypal to anyone who gets trips.

wat u mean

nice bro

Thats the plot of ducktales u faker

make it 1mil and I'll give you trips.

OK 1 million, why the fuck not

> my uncle's nephew who molested my mom before he was born.
Wat?

The Luck O' The Irish

Molested your mom before he was born? What kind of wizardry is this?

you better give me a million

Lucky Rollo

5000 less go

Kek look at my repeating digits

You got it boss.

GIVE ME MONEY FAGGOT

Sure thang, bro.

If you sent me anything at all that would be pretty legit. I'd be happy getting a plastic spork for all I care tbh.

give it a try

i'll take the money

Op won't deliver

I don't want any money, Just give me your entire meme folder.

trips get

roll for the lols

Not that time but this one.....

Come on, papa needs a new pair of shoes!

I can buy that fuck I've been meaning to get.

roll
[email protected]

reroll

So fucking close....

Here you go

pleaseee

Keep the money in exchange for you explaining what the fuck you're on about.

yet now so far away

So close.

...

need it

Maybe?

[email protected]

You win.

Congrats, roll

YUS!!! [email protected]

i spammed cause im a poorfag

I mean this from the bottom of my heart...Fuck you.

roll

Congrats. Unfortunately you didn't include an email address so you're out of luck.

the absolute madman

Why not, roll

sounds legit

my mom sucks dog cock 4 fun

i really need this

[email protected]

roll
[email protected]

3 winners lol

Gonna roll again anyway.

i did fam check the replies [email protected] i was spamming posts cause i need the money badly

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give me money [email protected]

he didnt win because he didnt post contact details

reroll

[email protected]

Trips.

reroll then
[email protected]

>my uncle's nephew

You?

>who molested my mom before he was born.

When she was pregnant with you?

>bribing my lawyer to win

It's called just paying your lawyer, that's how they work.

>5000$ Paypal

Yeah right... so if I win, just pass it on to Dwarf Fortress.

rollito

wasnt you heh?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Bullshit

Rollllin

wdym? i didnt have the time to type my email cause i had to roll

777 get

Nigger cocks are yummy

tbh op wont deliver

If this post is trips, OP is a faggot.

888 get!

No hway

Check em nigga pay up

Dammit.

rollerino

nigga op hasnt done it yet

This time? [email protected]?

5g woo

pay up

God damnit

why not, have a Totino's brand rollerooni.

[email protected]

What makes you think that? Seems completely legit to me.

A molestor before birth huh

Rolling because why the fuck not.

999 get [email protected]

srly pay up

do it op
[email protected]

Surely I will 999

Gimme the trips!

>$400 billion

Roll

sure why not

4 realz

Fuck that, I'm feeling lucky.

where is op

Damn try again!

111 HERE WE GO

187

where's my fucking money OP

Money please.

is it even worth to try