Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a faggot!
Waifu thread
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Ah I see you're a man of refined taste~
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claimed
Claiming best girl
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I don't see things like that.
Posting here as well for when the last thread gets pruned.
(Juvia)
Yeah, stranger things have happened, but you know that all too well. I was always mediocre at CoD, more of a Halo guy, but I found ways to adapt. Mostly by slowing the game down and finding ways to get the jump on opponents since my twitch reflexes in FPS games aren't what they used to be.
(Yuuki)
Haha, plateaus are just that. They're meant to be exceeded, and then you reach a new level to where you discover a new limit...and then you find that it's actually another plateau. I was pushed hard by my parents, but they also let me pursue things on my own for the most part. I definitely turned out the oddest of the 3 of us, but I don't regret it one bit.
Be true to who you are inside. Not just some image of who you think you should project to others, but someone who is the genuine you. That person will be the the one who guides you internally when you're in relations with a partner, or finding your way in the world.
Things are different from my vantage point obviously, but I'm more than happy to share things if they help you avoid the same mistakes I did at your age.
(Rory)
Well played indeed. You probably would have gotten me too in that position.
Hah, of course. What could be better?
賢狼ホロは女神みたいな存在である。
I'm not the best story teller but here it goes:
>Be autistic me
>Be in 2nd year of highschool
>Half the school thinks I'm a hardcore emo
>The other half knows I'm just kinda different but far from suicidal(kek)
>This sort of cute short girl starts befriending me
>I think "oh nice, a highschool friend!"
>We spend time together at lunch times and breaks
>She tells me about how she was born in a wealthy family
>She tells me about how she used to live in the first house at the entrance of the village
>I think "Wait. Wait a bit. There's defenitly something special going on here."
>She tells me about her terrible father. OH father, why so cruel towards me.. is it because.. I don't wanna suck. human. blood?
>Although she is disobeying her father, she has made the choice to befriend me.
>I roll with it.
>----(Fastforward a few weeks)----
>The girl starts telling me about how lately she's had a hard time controlling her desires for blood. Human blood I should probably precise.
>I tell her that it's going to be alright. "Don't worry about that. I'm sure you'll be strong enough." I say.
>The next day, at some point she she pulls down on my shirt to lower my head and she quickly plunges her mouth towards mine.
>She had a mean look in her eyes. As if she wanted to eat me or something.
>My first reaction is to try grab her by the neck has she was trying to.. idk. bite my tongue off or maybe my lips.
>As I strangle her lightly, I tell her that she's not getting a single piece of me, or even a drop of my blood.
>A few days later the urge has went away somehow, but since then I always felt like she was looking at me with those mean eyes.
>----(Fastforward about 3 weeks)----
>It's mid-spring time.
>There's woods behind the school that is popular among the badass kidster circles.
>Even I used to go take a walk in the woods every so often on lunch times.
>Always making it a game of crossing the water submerged ground by walking on tree trunks and rocks.
>The girl wants to tag along because she never eats human food on lunchtime anyways.
>We go for a walk in the woods.
>About 10 meters into the woods there is this big rock acting as a land mark for probably most people going in there.
>As we arrive at the rock, she pulls on my shirt again and tries to do the same shit on me again.
>I slap her hard enough for her to let go off my shirt and lose balance. She fall.
>She stays there for a bit longer than expected and then she gets up.
>As she gets up, I notice her eyes tearing up and then I notice something in her hands as she pulls the blade out.
>It's a pocket knife. I step back like a cat surprised by a cucumber.
>She starts yelling, as if she was scared, while running at me. Slashing in front of her sort of randomly with the knife.
>I try to kick her hand, but instead hit the stomach.
>She throws the knife at my face. My reaction is to hide my face with my arms since I only had one leg on the ground.
>She falls on her knees from the kick. I see the knife probing my right forearm.
>I get angry. I pull the knife out and quickly stab it in her forearm with an other kick in the stomach.
>I leave her there and go back to school because I have a hole to clean up because class.
>Washroom, clean myself up with old stinky handsoap.
>People see me with blood in the washroom.
>Comfirmed emo.
>People hear that the girl stopped going to school.
>Some people saw us walking towards the woods.
>Comfirmed psychopath.
>Live the next 2 years of my highschool as the psychopath emo.
I'm sorry for any kind of mistakes
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
houki
>dubs
Depending who I'm playing i can usually adjust my tempo in game but usually my reflexes are too slow to be really good so I'm just decent
Dude, that is some sage level wisdomy stuff. I think I'm the weirder of the two children, but I think I have more personality and am more approachable. Certainly I have some quirks and insecurities, but I like to think I'm friendly to a lot of people
You're missing out my man
Black laced
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That's good. what are you gonna have, the ususal?
Hey hey that one was an accident, i didn;t notice them until it was too late.
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Small town. Not many people like that anyway.
I finished that booty
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So uhh, what's with all the lewd stuff?
Dark souls with Yuuki, taking some break from Destiny til the content update (but I realized today the Dark Souls III dlc is coming on the same day)
Rip
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Dlc hypuuuu
It's not lewd. Fully clothed women.
Too late
Already got panties
>now post purple ones
Oh well. Wouldn't be good for anything besides looking.
That dude with the curved sword, I wanna use it
You can be fully clothed and be lewd at the same time.
Just like you can be naked and not be lewd.
You can see her nips.
I think you and I could get along quite well on a team. I have to make up for my lack of reflex with good old craftiness. Takes some time for me to get to know maps, but after that I can hold my own and piss some people off in the process.
Well, I'll be honest with you, some here have said that I get more intelligent once the alcohol is flowing. Like I said, it makes thoughts flow more freely.
The important thing is that you're friendly and a good person at heart. That's probably why it's so easy for me to talk with you, even if I am 10 years or so older than you. If you're a good person, I'll meet you halfway, no matter whom you are. The personality only makes things more interesting as you move along.
I think the remainder of your 20s will be a lot of soul searching, but once you are comfortable with who you are, it'll be something to see. Both for you and possibly the person who you call your significant other. Just wait & see.
Wew, if I'm a man of taste, you have patrician taste. Gotta have pink through and through.
I want the fire curved sword pyromancy flame
Eh?
Wew that's definitely something else. Unfortunate that you had to get labeled as something you're not but it's good that you defended yourself. Does anyone still believe you're emo or have you grown past that phase or met new people who never knew of your past? Every school has that one student no one talks about by name.
Faggot
There's nothing wrong with my waifu's
That's the shittiest part, like man do I wanna fuck that so bad but can't cause they're a random and Im a random fuck
Yeah buddy
Didn't see that, then again it's been awhile since I saw the trailer.. dont wanna spoil too much
That's not even fully clothed.
I don't care, i'm just wondering why you're doing it.
Because my waifu's are gorgeous
Lol when I drink I just get more talkative and friendly! I'm excited and nervous to see what the future has in store. I think I should try out Tinder or something because I don't do a lot of activities that involve meeting new people, but I'm kind of shy in that regard.
Are u on xboner?
Did she sparkle in sunlight?
I can post straight up porn if you'd like
Why is ur waifu upsidedown?
Ehh. Probably wouldn't be good if you could anyways.
Only boobs.
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...You misunderstand the word waifu.
You seem to just be picking skimpy clothed fit women with large assets.
Or maybe minus the clothing.
Thats better :3
This better?
If not, I can go back to what I was doing before.
As i said, i don't really care. Just didn't understand what you were doing.
I think i have a better idea now though.
Kek that's a little creepy but I like it
I live 2 hours away from there. I doubt I'll ever hear about those idiots again. I wish I had reported the girl, but at the same time I stabbed her out of anger.
Kek. Would've been great.
The funny thing about this story is that I wrote it the way I understood things back then. I mean.. she was clearly just trying to get a kiss off me.
It's not just the assets that intrigue me.
It's that I can see all the glory through clothing. It adds extra spice, leaving a little to the imagination.
They show off so well while remaining 'decent'
Sounds like a good time. Decisions decisions~
> You first.
Figures that you're a fellow Texan, but I should have expected that.
Nah, that's alright. You gotta do you at the end of the day. Not with external pressures, but something you're comfortable with. You're not here to satisfy the expectations of others. When you wind down and sleep at the end of the day, it's about you and yours, not some image or expectations of others. Gotta be true to yourself, good and bad.
>filename
Perhaps I've been up too long if we're getting into morning territory.
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Probably
Like i said i can adjust temo well, just might have to change the weapon I'm using.
My reflexes aren't good so i usually play a slower paced game
>i asked first
oh it's just 3:35am over here
Still night technically
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These seem like sluts.
Meow?
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Ah good. Yeah that would be the safe option just to not say anything. Don't know about Canada's laws about self defense. Here in Arizona we have stand your ground laws where you have the right to defend yourself if you feel threatened. At that time you felt threatened so it was a justified reaction to push her away but when she drew that knife would seal her testimony in court as attempted murder and you would be acquitted for self-defense. In retrospect you might see it as she was trying to kiss you but there was no way you could email known given her history when it happened.
It's only midnight
Such a fluffy tail
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Gotta do what makes me happy. That's a good way to live, but I think living for other's happiness can be rewarding in itself.
Then again I may be projecting myself into Yuuki's character a bit, but I've always found happiness in making others happy. I run weekly events for the game Day of Defeat Source and I always love hearing everyone laughing and enjoying the game mode. It's a small thing, but I enjoy it nonetheless
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*grabs by tail*
You're coming with me pooch heh heh heh
> I already delivered yesterday, but you went to sleep before you could return the favor
10/10 would let him cqc me.
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I do want it though.
Yeah, that's the best thing for people like us. Slow the game down and then play to our strengths. That's probably why I've always been more suited to Halo vs. CoD. Both are still fun at least.
Haha, over there anyways. Almost 3am here. I wouldn't mind being 2 hours back at this point though, things are pretty good right now.
It really is. You want others to be happy, but you can't lose yourself either. That root is what you come back to when everyone else around you is in chaos. When that island of stability is needed, you can look within and see what's there. The part of you that's true to yourself. From there, you can help others. In that sense, I've done that with various people from these threads. It's definitely been rewarding, no matter how low they feel when they first come to talk about things.
You're a good man. Making the waifu proud, yet remaining true to yourself.
Project or however you call it. You're making a difference with people, however small it may be. That's where it all starts.
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Too bad they are fake and wouldn't want nerds anyways.
Too lewd
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Fucking timezones
Such a commie system smh
Striped are godlike panties
But its so simple and bleh.
He knew when he got got. I said there wasnt cinnamon up there but something looked like it. He didnt believe me. His own fault.
solution
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Hot but illegal and immoral.
Are we just saying f it to any shred of decency? Are we going to just throw all of our moral high ground out the window and lewd it up? I expected better.
But hot
Lol. Expecting quality out of a thread on 4chins.
Rather have emotional warmth.
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Haha, I agree. But perhaps things are starting to settle in for me. Soon I'lll be heading to bed, almost 3 am Was a night well spent though.
Man. It reallly was on him at the end of th eday.
That Tuka though, figures she'd be around after I get hammered. Still won't sway me, Houki is still mine!
Close but towards child.
>pic related
Thanks man, I have a big grin on my face after reading all of that! I like to think I'm that friend that people can approach and talk to about anything, any time someone needs to vent or whatever.
I give barest hint of lewd.
Tuka is always there. Being a shit.
She doesn't look very enthusiastic about what's happening to her
zero definition
You want to fuck a kid?
That's the best part
No I mean their affection was for the child.
tuka a shit
Alright goodnight to you!
Elf butt is good butt and her only redeeming quality
Picky as fuck there, user.
can you wipe your own ass?
Why shouldn't I be?
Can you afford to be?
Probably not. Being picky isn't what's wrong.