New secrets thread. Tell us your deepest secret

New secrets thread. Tell us your deepest secret

Not my deepest, I've been fucking this guys wife with him for months, while still in a relationship. Will feed in others throughout the thread

I accidentally fucked your dad

His ass or massive rolls?

I can't "git gud" when it comes to video games. I used to be relatively good with games but now I'm complete trash. This makes me want to physically kill the other person, or at least hurt them. That or killing myself in the moment because to me if I'm not good at 1 simple game, I'm not good enough for life.

I'm naked under my cloths.

What games do you suck at

I'm not

POGTFO

All of them. Especially life (hue).
>can't climb solo que in league
>can't win at Hearhstone without shelling money to blizzard
>was shit at Pokemon go even though I averaged about 15 miles a day
>can't play yugioh on mobile because wtf are link cards now and the RNG it's complete shit.
>haven't played any console games since ps2.

No you

This is because you're playing shit games

Get sexually harassed by friend in 4th grade

I honestly don't know what to play anymore. Recently I've been playing FFX on an emulator on my PC for nostalgia purposes.
>waiting on KH3 because I'm a faggot who should khs since I won't amount to anything in life since I'm a slacker as well.

Im not big boned like I tell everyone. I'm
just fat :(

hahaha

I love the smell of my cum

I'm far too user. First is accepting it. Now that you know you're apart of the fat fuck club, the next step is to eat less and cut out soda from your diet. Did that and I lost 5 pounds in a month. It's baby steps. I'm still 280, but I can fit into my jeans I wore in high school

Even though I'm next to my sleeping girlfriend of 9 years, I think I'm worthless. I've lost my motivation to do anything in life. University is trash, work is ok but I'm limited to only working 20hrs/week. My family loves me, but I can't see myself being worth more than a cup of water.
>suicide doesn't seem like a good idea bc of vices, but sleeping is the same as being dead to me.

Yeah soda is also bad for your teeth. I used to be fit but now im just fat and buff ive been getting back in shape tho

look at this faggot with his fancy CUP like he's some kind of fucking Royalty!

try Crystal Light, man. I recently gave it a shot, and it USED to be flavorless shit, but they did something to it and now it has actual fucking flavor! It's delicious and soda weight just MELTS off.

I am fascinated by animal cock and i'm trying to get my BF into the idea of letting me play with one

grill or dude?
also nice fetish
if grill i would marry

Dude. (Sorry to disappoint)

He seems ok with it.

Bill Cosby touched my doodle

I can't get over my ex

I'm 30 years old. I'm wearing a sweater and I've just noticed that it has a very distinct old man smell. I think it's from a bit of sweat and old school classic Old Spice deodorant. Whatever it is, I can't stop sniffing it, I'm super okay with having old man smell.

Also, in the past month since turning thirty, I've noticed stray gray hairs growing on the rim of my ears, tendonitis in my left elbow, and I got my first hemmoroid after a weekend of drinking for my birthday. Welcome to mid life, I guess.

I'm pretty much always drunk. Life has no joy sober. I spend almost 30% of my income on booze each month..

34 here, welcome to the oldtimer life.

Is it true life only gets worse after 25?

Trips check.
And no not for me. I'm in better shape than ever, make more money than ever before, have a non drama girlfriend and life is good.

my friend's gf is a fucking annoying fat bitch who lives like a god damned filthy hoarder. She leaves her underwear in the bathroom and one night I got so unbelievably turned on by her scent that I ended up stealing like 10 pairs of her dirty panties.

Her place was so fucking messy that I know they weren't noticed. I also snooped around and found some micro sd cards and got some semi-nude pics.

Now I want to hate-fuck this bitch so god damned hard that my dick aches, and the best I can do is bust a furious nut with the panties I've stolen. I still hate her though.

i hate being /fit/ and would honestly be a 300 pound oreo scarfing monster if i thought girls wouldnt leave me

I'm cheating on myself with another woman

>300 pound oreo scarfing monster if i thought girls wouldnt leave me
Kek find your self a fat chick. They are tons of fun in the sack and stay loyal. Then you can grow fat as well.

I know my friend's e621 name
He doesn't know I know
He posts furry sissy porn and other stuff
>Should I expose him to his uni mates Sup Forums?

black mail him into sex or whatever

you shouldn't

Fuck his ass. Or get him to suck you off.

>girlfriend
>University
>work
>My family loves me

You poor thing. You have it so rough.

I want to be in a relationship with you so badly, but I'm scared of hurting you or her by doing so. Convince me I'm making the right decision by dating you by deciding for me. Tell me you want to be mine and me be yours and it'll happen.

I want to fall in love with you, K

Exactly! I shouldn't Fucking feel like I'm worthless since I'm fucking blessed! And yet I do, and that adds on to it.

>Be me
>12
>At school, just chilling in recess
>Friend gets out his phone and moves to corner of room
Starts reading something
>Catch glimpse 5mins later
>A fucking mlp fanfic site
>Niggawot.jpg
>He doesn't know I know
>I don't WANT to know
>Never brought it up with him

Depression. get some meds mate

>Tell us your deepest secret

Hm. Jerked off to newborn puppy dogs getting cock in their mouths and sucking on it like a nipple.

You're just another typical stupid teenager who's obsessed with himself. I guarantee you were a Bernout.

Nice trips. I'll piggyback onto what the other oldanon said. For me, it's pretty good. Good job, good house, nice wife. I've got my hobbies and shitposting to keep me occupied. Sort of feel like life is easier, not stressing about basic shit anymore. It's not that way for everyone. Personally, my biggest hurdle is coming to terms with not having such a young body anymore. All these aches and pains that came up overnight, like a flashing yield sign. My body is telling me to slow my roll, so I'm focusing on getting and staying healthy, especially since men in my family have an expiration date around 65 otherwise

I once put a xanax in my sisters drink when we were at home one night drinking and i ended up fucking her bareback.

Moved away from home for a job. Made a lot of money and used it to help me pass and live as a girl. Got a new job after the surgeries. Family and friends don't know yet.

Fucked her pussy or ass?

Pretty much on point except for the teenager. Defiantly a burnout. What's the point if I'm not gonna feel good about myself?
Probably gonna kill myself after visiting my family. Leave my little brother with my last paycheck.

>Defiantly a burnout.

Not burnout. Bernout. Boinie Sandals supporter.

I have a snuff/ esficctiation fetish in which my ex dies as I quite literally fuck the life out of her, never gonna happen tho

Did you cum in her?

Pussy

Can't even get that shit right. Welp Sup Forumsros it's been a fucking pleasure. Offing myself Tuesday.

Worst spelling ever

I know how you feel I got a girl and a promising music career; I just feel like I'm not trying hard enough and im letting drugs get to me. I've recently taken to doing a lot more cocaine, but only on the weekends

Was it good?

>and im letting drugs get to me. I've recently taken to doing a lot more cocaine

I hope you OD, worthless oxygen thief.

Best pussy i ever had. I almost came inside but i didnt want to suffer the consequences lol

It's 3:24 & I could give a fuck. I got my message across & that's all that matters

Fuck her mouth too?

I got fucked by a trap

And enjoyed it

Why?

No i didnt honestly i was too afraid she would come to her senses only to realize she is sucking her
Younger brothers cock

But you fucked her tight pussy and she didn't come to her senses then

Then do it faggot, holy shit you're sad. If you don't want to play good games, or even attempt to play consoles past the PS2, then maybe it makes sense you won't be good at THE MAJORITY OF THE GAMES YOU DON'T PLAY.

Fucking christ.

Yay is shit drug. Ridiculous price for a even more ridiculous high.

Plan on doing it again?

All drugs are shit drugs

ive jerked to the youtube vids of women breast feeding animals

Breast feeding normal babies too or just animals?

something about the animals man so kinky

Yea I only ever saw 2 of puppies sucking the cock. But fuck it made me cum so hard.

when i was 14 i set up a trap for squirrels because i wanted to torture it. One morning i got one and i carefully cut into it without killing it, and peed on it. I kept playing with it until it died, then i tried cooking it but I was too pussy to eat it.
I dont know what the fuck was wrong with me . I would never do that again.

>Tell us your deepest secret
I'm trans and no one around me knows. Everyone treats me as a girl and im packing a cock

Or did try fucking it or jerking off on it? Kek

Show booty

yo LAfag, SDfag here
What's going on, man? Why this decision?

can't do that with a vagina.

At work rn, no way

tits or gtfo

DO IT FAGGOT

No

If i post from my iphone is it likely the police could find out who i am?

so many dudes wish they could meet a passable, perfect set up, no one knows you like dick cause to the world you have a normal sexy gf but at home your licking her bulge telling her how beautiful she is

my girlfriend admitted she hasn't loved me in months last night and it's broken my heart and i don't know what to do

You don't have any pics already? What kind of trap are you?

Only person who knows im trans besides my dr is my bf. Tbh I'm afraid i will lose him when i get the snip.

If you do things that do not align with your core values, you will feel worthless. No matter the amount of love or privileges you have.

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Post boipucci

got molested for like 5 years when i was a kid by my dad. i think i was in cp too but im not sure. never really told anyone, it made me too shy to talk about my feelings to anyone and its years since it happened so i cant really do anything.

How old were you? What happened?

I'm a 30 year old virgin with no chances of ever having a normal relationship.

Get therapy. It works.

from like 3/4 years old to about 8. he would say he was bathing me and molest me in the bath, when i was about 5 he raped me. my parents were split so i stayed at his on weekends, he'd come into my room on a night and make me touch his dick and suck him off

Why?