Found this cleaning out recently deceased dad's house. Super curious about it. How can I easily get in...

Found this cleaning out recently deceased dad's house. Super curious about it. How can I easily get in? Dont have lockpick set fyi. Will post contents if I get it open

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You can knock those really hard on the side and the lock will pop open.

tru, either try hammer, or you can look up the make of it and see where the mechs are, and slide sumthing in the top to unlock it.

just stick a screw driver in the keyhole - hold the screwdriver with a wrench for leverage - turn until the lock strips.

If you knew what was inside wouldn't break, you could throw it on the ground right on the front corner of the lid and it will fly open.

Obviously if your dad's glass slipper is in there, well...

Just on one side of the safe or the protruding bit with the lock? Also I read that the file part on nail clippers works but so far no dice. If someone has a tip please advise.

Easily cracked.... Or brother into. Can even use a paperclip. There's tons of tutorials on YouTube brah. If that fails do this but with a flathead screwdriver in the crack and beat the shit outta screwdriver a rubber mallet

You can use just about anything to open it, just make a lockpick and leverage tool and go for it.

Broken *

Hold it chest high and drop it so it lands on the corner it will pop those boxes suck

this, stupid.

I swear - you idiots have no common sense.

hit it with a hammer on the corner - lol

Torsion tool*mate

It depends which way the lock cam inside is facing, you want to smash it in the direction that it'll disengage from the pin it locks around.

Truth. We use this at work for locks mounted in soft materials like wood, plastic, sheet metal, etc.

Worried about breakage since Idk whats in it but
I'll try this hang on keep bumped a sec while I fetch screwdriver and do etc

>put it in your house
>burn down your house
>???
>profit!

Take a small knife, like a Swiss army blade, and stick it in the keyhole, straight back and in the middle. The once its back, move it up and at a right ward angle, and turn it in the unlock direction. It might take you several tries, but once you've done it once, youll have no problems whatsoever doing it again

take a pic showing safe so we can see make

with this holding the shaft for leverage.

Is dis nigga serious

or vise grips

throw it into a fire with a temperature of about 3,000 degrees celcius, that should melt it open easily for you

lololololo

hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

Couldn't find an adjustable wrench but saw a vice grip (now I'm feeling in a rush). One min. About to try to force it

Old locksmithing trick, Mix a 1:1 of bleach and ammonia and pour it in the lock, it'll grow crystals which push against the locking pins just the right amount because the pin length changes spring tension and it should pop open in about 20-30 seconds. You can also blow warm breath into the lock so it'll grow crystals faster.

XDDDDDDD u shud b comedy like Amy shoomer or Dain Kook hahahahaha! I go pay monies 2 c u! Hahag

oh em gee my sides need replacement because they now are cracked!

lololololo
hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

You're doing it wrong. Gimme a second and I'll show you how to make a paperclip in the perfect position, then you can use the screwdriver as a means to turn it. You don't want to fuck up the lock...

>lololololo
>hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

who cares if he fucks up the lock - HE DOESNT HAVE THE KEY, dumbass.

I'm aware. But why fuck up the lock and ruin it when he could reuse it down the line? Those are like 150 buckaroos

>reuse it

No key, einstein.

youtube.com/watch?v=KCTvHJC-hX4

There's a number on the lock, go on eBay type in the brand name of the safe the number on the lock and put key and you can get a replacement

nigga buy a blank key and make a new one.

YOU USE THE FUCKING PAPERCLIP NIGGER. HOW DENSE ARE YOU? once you get a feel for it, it's fucking simple.

wow, how secure.

dumb fuck.

Look at this on eBay ebay.com/itm/321294310810

Dude 9/10 people aren't going to know how to do it. Whatever man I'm outta here. Was just trying to help you.... But I don't fucking like you

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>ebay.com/itm/321294310810
obvious scam, idiot.

wah wah

you mad, bro?

No lmao, I can get into my safes just fine. Kek.

Old locksmiths trick.... Forget about the lock, cut the thing open with an angle grinder or similar.

No, there's a number on the lock on the safe, if you get a replacement key from the company of the safe, it's expensive and you have to get a document notarized. I broke a key off in a lock and this is how I got a replacement

Don't need to open the lock if your sleeping forever, right?

so can 1/10 people according to you. SO only 400 million other people in the world.

nice security

More likely: You are too big of a pussy to even open a jelly jar - but it makes you feel like a big shot to brag about having lockpicking skills. Really, what a loser.

OP here. Sorry for the wait, took some work. Its insurance papers and a revolver (loaded!) Trips and I shoot myself on livestream. Idk how to livestream but if you tell me and get trips consider it done. Have cam and will delivar if you tell me how

Suuuuuuuure you did.

The surprise inside is seeing papa again.

Sorry man but trips are trips

most excellent trolling, OP. touche

op you stupid faggot it's been 37 minutes just smash that shit with a hammer and deliver the contents

Kek okay you're baiting. Take er easy shitdick

for fucks sake am i blind

I'm afraid we 8 the b8 m8

No joke m8

Cheap lock?
Get a swiss army knife and force the fish scaler in like it was a key. It's how I used to get into my dad's porn cabinet when I was a kid.

Proof it's loaded

And you can measure your benis after -)

L9l just realized I posted ae pic for proof sorry drunk

do you actually want to kill yourself or are you that desperate for e-attention?

Kek you were in that gun thread. 327 right? U fucking nigger topKEK

Already wanted to kill self. Honestly I had suspicions gun was in safe. Though I'd also offer a chance for a few sick fucks to see it
>pic related

>literally the most common gun some old faggt buys for home defense then locks up in a safe never to be seen again
>looks familiar

dumbass.

Idk what you're referring to tbh. Love you

Fuck off and die

I want in on this. try tinycam

Roll faggots. Im ready to die but idk how to stream it and you havent earned it

Not even a remotely true statement. But good say to you sir

Rolling then

nah go to sleep attentionboi

Here faggot, you're not gonna do it, so I'm not gonna feel good about it.

Use tinychat

Trips and great suggestion!!!

The truest statement, nice try faggot.

Winrar

Op here. Winrar!! Lemme look up setting that up hang on keep bumped

can't verify real gun, no timestamp, no tits
also don't kys, OP, blah blah blah you know the drill

Winrar

>no timestamp
Check again

Old faggots don't buy hammerless wheel gats faggot. Those are made for CCW

oh shit

444 NEVAR FORGET

THE DAY OP 404'd

I hope your decision gets you raped

Bumperoni

>dubs

Has Kek deemed me to be raped? If dubs, this cancels out your curse.

I'm fucked.

Get fucked kid

What's going on, OP? ARE YOU GOING TO DELIVER?

lol, nice try faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=fM42YTY62rA

Nice airshit, fgt.
I just checked against a real one. Close but no cigar.

dang off by 2

Probably older than you. Fuck you and your dubs.

Y u do dis?

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

I am anons life. I am now ruined by another user who has cursed me to be raped. I scared of what's to come.

Will you two faggots stop fagging this up?

...

One of you made a fight club reference, so I did the same. It must've gone over your head(s)