Tfw new cubicle mate is Australian

>tfw new cubicle mate is Australian

Holy shit the memes are really real. This guy is so loud and obnoxious alll the time. Every other word he says is a curse word.

I filed a complaint with HR today

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>filing a complaint instead of confronting him directly

also

>not even having your own cubicle


hahahha you really are a basic bitch,OP

Nice dubs cunt.

TOP FUCKING KEK

this

Sounds awful

It's called a chain of command

>muh complaint
nah you're just a pussy ass bitch

Yeah, your boss will really value you greatly for wasting his time with this kindergarten shit.

We'll see who's laughing when I plant weed in his desk

back to you honestly don't belong here

Reported to your boss.

Try handling interacting with people at least enough to get through a work day, you autist. You don't even have to enjoy it, just smile and nod. Fuck

My neighbors are Aussie expats and are really nice people, we watched the AFL grand final together since they didn't get it on their TV package

Kick his ass.

poo peeland

Did you also watch the Sharkies end their drought lad?

OP is prolly a manlet who couldn't even touch a big strong AUSGOD

Werr you just sitting waiting for a New Zealander to post? That was like instant

I met an ausbro in the bathroom at a concert. He couldn't believe we had urinals here. Seemed like a nice guy tho

>filing complaint with HR over this stupid shit

prepare to randomly get fired

Nah they're from Victoria and aren't big NRL fans

>tfw new apprentice is American

Holy shit the memes are really real. This guy is so sensitive and triggered all the time. Every other word he says is a whinging word.

HR and I locked him in the toilet today.

Australians are really fucking annoying until you get drunk with them, then they are a blast.

So they're cucks. You should refrain from associating with them from now on.

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

>needing to drink alcohol and get drunk to have fun

Nothing fixates an Ausfailian more than a Big Strong Kiwi mate.

That's what alcohol is for, dumbass
Being sober around Australians is impossible because all they do is swear and talk shit like they're highschoolers.

>muh so obnoxious
>muh curse words
>muh filing complaints
>muh safe space

do you also happen to have a BA degree?

...

yeah i do

BA = buttfucking aussies

Which kind of foreign immigrants do you guys think are the best coworkers?

how else can you have fun i haven't drank in 5 years and haven't had any fun in that time

Russians and like Senegalese refugees are the only ones who actually do their jobs without whining and trying to weasel out of it.

>sick of australians shitposting
>couple australians go to pick up hockey
>always pass the puck slightly off their sticks
>they're shitters and always miss the puck and apologize

sometimes I'll just pass it really hard right on their stick and it'll bounce off

What part of Australia are you lads from?

>cunt
nice pandering

Found the triggered queenslander lads

Basically the story of an aussies life.

They are obsessed with kiwis and wish everyday they lived here

Afrikaners

Nice hard working people with funny accents

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