Can I get some good/best Sup Forums greentexts?

Can I get some good/best Sup Forums greentexts?

>OC is welcome.

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>be me
>be 9 years old
>mom made me sign up for boy scouts
>gay asf
>head over to the bus station to go to the meeting area
>see boring friend approaching me, still hasn't seen me
>he's the most boring person to talk to
>decide i must not be seen at all costs
>hide under a car to avoid him
>it actually fucking works
>he gets on a bus and finally fucks off
>thankkek.jpg
>get up from beneath the car, feela strange sensation in my hair
>the car was leaking oil
>all of my hair soaked
>surprisingly not very noticeable since i had extremely dark hair
>decide fuck it, i dont wanna go back home to take a shower
>get on bus
>the whole fucking bus smells like car oil
>everyone opening the windows
>but no one suspects me
>get to my stop after 10 minutes of being inside a crowded gas chamber smelling like fucking oil
>see all my friends
>realize hair has somehow styled itself quite nicely
>"hey user nice hairstyle"
>"th-thanks..."
>doesn't smell that much cuz we're outside
>"So today kids we're gonna learn how to start a fire in the wilderness!"
>killme.jpg
>before we start the tard kid comes up to me and starts touching my hair because "it look good"
>his entire hand is black and covered in oil
>convince him its because of my hair gel
>actually fucking believes it
>tard kid is up first to start a fire
>im sweating so much my balls are in a hot tub
>tard kid successfully starts a fire with the help of the leader of our patrol
>he's cheering and smiling so much
>but not for long
>fire reaches his hand and sets it on fire
>tard kid releases the loudest fucking screech in all of the universe
>leader has the most confused and frightened look on his face
>one of the boy scouts has a water bottle and puts out tard kids flaming hand
>tard kid taken to the hospital
>all because i wanted to avoid my friend
>mfw he had first degree burns
>got out scot free
>never told a soul

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kek, good one

I thought for sure your ass was going to get lit up somehow

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Nice, screencapped

Jajaja, nice one!

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>be myself
>me very good cooker
>go to masterchief
>face gordon ramsai
>"you shit" say he
>"you shit to" say me
>walk to my cauldron
>where is my chicken
>find it
>dance the chicken meat
>jamie oliver comes in
>"meat is no good" he say
>i pounched out his brain
>its raw
>put it in my cauldron with some carrots
>itsdelicious.doc
>1 hour later
>ramsai come and taste my cauldron
>"tastes like penguinbringer. your winner"
>he vomits and about to death
>"who are you?" he ?
>"me is jude law. the pope young. and me defeat the hells kitchen"

pic related

I'm just going to leave this here...

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kek

Youre trying to hard. This sucked

Anyone got the one with the autistic guy and the irish stew ?

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>where is my chicken
>dance the chicken meat
>tastes like penguinbringer
>he vomits and about to death

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>Be SS officer
>Catch this pretty mixed race mongrel and her family trying to escape the border.
>"Search her" in front of her family
>Take her into a private room
>Tell her that she and her family can leave if she sucks your cock.
>Start off gentle then ram it into her uvula and hold it in until she vomits.
>Make that degenerate slop up her own puke like the nasty trash she is.
>Kick her in stomach, bend her over fuck her hard in the ass unt she bleeds.
>Then deflower her as our god given right as a superior Aryan man.
>Cum all over her face.
>Let your men have a go at her.
>Return her bow legged still partially naked and tears streaming down her cum covered face to her horrified and terrified family. Escort her with your arm around hers like a mock gentleman.
>Send them all to the camps for the lulz anyway.

>be me
>be 16
>Be horny
>Find 24 year old online who is down to fuck
>8/10 Qt
>Tells me her ovaries are fucked and don't work due to birth complications
>Nobabies.jpeg
>Cum in her for about 6 months until the relationship dies off
>Year later find her on Facebook
>Mfw she has a 3 month old baby
>Mfw she is married
>Mfw when I'm probably the father

faggot/10 fake and gay
1. you cant burn motor oil until you heat it to the right temp and it begins releasing a flammable gas.
2. first degree burns are the mildest burn possible. are you actually saying he was taken to the hospital for nothing more than a sun burn?
3.You cant out an oil fire out with water.
4. Motor oil doesn't have a strong smell.
Learn to make up better stories op.

Grats, you got dubs and want to show everyone. Good job.

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I love the fgc

Of course... Try fucking putting out an oil fire with water again and see what happens you retard

Still makes me cry

No u

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leaving this here

jesus

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Not even greentext and not even remotely interesting

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This one always get me

Am I meant to be with this one girl in my friend's advisory? Dubs yes. 1 no. Trips marriage.

I NEED TO KNOW UNIVERSE LAY IT ON ME

Bummed but there is plenty of girls out there but not this one ): dubs decides if i become a catholic priest (i am actually very religious Sup Forums)

Yes, I will then. Thank you number for deciding my fate.

>link
Fuck my sides

feels

Literally was crying from this.

gg wp

Online friend going offline is the saddest and realest feel.
I'm still waiting for you to come back Red.

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how you do that?