I'm tearing out my old cupboards in my kitchen. Used to be my parents house, and found this

I'm tearing out my old cupboards in my kitchen. Used to be my parents house, and found this.

Trips and i open it and see how much of a faggot i was. Im 32. I can't believe this is been here for 20 years. Please roll trips I didn't open it yet

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Open it fag

Bumpo

I'll roll one for you OP.

March 1997 wasn't even born yet

Nogger, open it now!

Trips??? Just open it you little shit

rill-a-reno!

Roll

Let's see what's inside

This

Open sesame

Anything valuable mails it to me if I get trips

Is

Just open it ffs

i'm betting on a crusty tissue and a copy of that months playboy centrefold

I was born in August 87. Come at me brah.

Sparta!

777

Check'em...

Make it dubs, are you even the least bit curious to see what's inside?

Yo, wuzzup??!

Open Sesame...

OH SHIT

winrar

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ffs

winrar

Winrar!

HIS TRIPS ARE FAKE
MODS

Nice

Wizard

damn son!

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Why did you leave your name on there..

>be me rich stupid grilfag
>me having only iPhone for interwebs
>nit able to view webms...
>AAAAYYYY LMAO

Do do a do a barrel roll

Im nervous

Cigarettes...

That box is the same age as me

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Moldy cards and coins

Keep going

Kek

Oh cringe...

Coin confirmed, kek

Is there pez in the Santa? Eat it

roll

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Could be worth something idk

radaris.com/p/Jesse/Kurzel/

you mean you lack the mental capacity to remember 20 years ago?

Moar

Good job Detective

I have no idea what the pennies are for

Lol he did say his age and his name

MOAR

>ebay.com/bhp/redline-hotwheels
I want to see this article on Manson

we now know your adress and your parents names that cant be good.

Well that kinda sucked

soooooo, 20 years ago, you were........
a faggot?
same as now?

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Capt Morgan toy? You a rum boy?

It's happened before. One person is going to call say something stupid and hang up that's about it

jesus Christ that shit hand writing

is he a nigger or just retarded?

What the actual fuck.
People wont even dare to put creapy pictures on the newspapers

Both. And he was 12

Your neighbourhood seems kind of abandoned

kinda neat but its still junk thats all over the place every ware you needed the open it in say a nouther 20 to 30 years later bro

that's 8 year old tier

Is my Integra still in the driveway in that street view or they have a new one yet?

This is literally the fakest fucking letter.

picture was taken in oct 2016

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disappointing box...

Also why do you have three cars?

a baboon with chalk stuck in its ass could write better than you

His mom and dad need cars too.

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courtrecords.org/people/Jesse Kurzel CT/

This nigga has a record

The truck is my moms one is to deliver pizzas and the other is my twin turbo drive like an asshole car

in case one brakes down and one gets stolen

Jesus your handwriting was better when you were 12

FUCK YOU PEZ SANTA

don't all nigs?

Try to find the article about when I stole the 18-wheeler

Criminal mischief and larceny lmao

they never made a pedo bear pez

'eat my candy little girl, EAT IT'

Yeah I got 6 felonies. That's why I'm 32 years old and delivering pizza

>they never made a pedo bear pez

Sup Forums, I have an assignment for you.

Question OP, I always tip $3 for delivery. Is this considered a good tip among delivery drivers? I always do this to ensure they don't spit in my food.

Pez santa needs to be inserted in to your anus. Trips bequeaths it!

Atleast you have a nice car

That's about the average tip. Unless it's a huge order and I have to make a couple trips back to the car, I would consider that cheap

OP, fellow 32 year-old here, I can totally relate. My handwriting is also quite similar to 20 years ago, and you're right about cars looking shitty. I didn't like Manson much, though, but at least you listed rock music and not some faggot nigger shit. I remember that there was also a lot of nigger music coming over from the US (I'm German). Thank god we had trashy eurodance music at the time.

you don't need trips to open it. just open it you fucking moron.

That was my mom's friend's car. The black one and blue one are mine

I always meet the drivers at their car and I'm 10 minutes from the pizza place. Orders are usually $20. I just reeaaallllyyy don't want my food fucked with and I don't wanna go get it.

Neat thread that was fun.

as a pizza delivery guy, how open are you to get your dick sucked? I got one guy and I just wanna chow down on cock

Doesnt it get boring to live there

hi Jesse Kurzel.