You country

>you country

>do you have conscription army?

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No because our government realizes the utter and complete pointlessness of it.

me on the right

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yes we do but army refused me due to my depression

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Yes but it's pretty useless

>ywn be a Ukrainian cadre, spending the whole day fucking around with your slav bros and barely getting any work done

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No. I guess it would be kind of cool to target practice but I'm glad I don't have to waste like 2 years of my life.

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It's all fun and games until you're sent to the eastern part of the country and you're killed by a stray missile or bullet from the rebels or Russians.

Isn't it fun to die in your twenties for no purpose other than to satisfy some dickwad Ukrainian politicians' bloodlust over a worthless clod of earth?

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Same.

Pretty much the entire history of Europe is about dying in your 20s because your rulers decided that the map looks better when some part of it is a certain color.

Not since 1972.

Last time I checked conscription was suspended here. Not cancelled, but suspended.

Heh.

Pretty much the entire history of Europe is about dying in your 20s because people caught the Back Plague, the Spanish flu or Smallpox.

Clearly we should throw away 2000 years of scientific and societal advancements and just release some anthrax into our capital cities.

Dumbass.

America

No

binland
yes :D

>implying Donbass isn't Ukrainian clay
>implying ANYONE should tolerate getting cucked by another country, ever

I'm a pacifist right up until some fuckhead annexes Oregon. Then I get downright early 20th century nationalist on they're ass. It's kind of hard to have all that high-minded shit when Putin's getting ready to buttfuck you, agreed?

they just got it back up again...

>you will never be conscripted in Russia
>you will never fight Finnish conscripts
>you will never get captured and tortured by IRL spurdo sparde
>r u a gommunist? :DD
>hey we're same boot size :DDDD gibe now
>make him suck ur benis :DDDDD
>haha yeah and then cut off his benis :DDDD

Sometimes I don't even know why I bother waking up anymore

>they're
>not their

I've become everything I hate

You've been watching one too many shows on History channel.

Conscription is slavery. It ought to be abolished in any civilized society.

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Yes