ITT: we wait

ITT: we wait

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>baby starts crying

I'm genuinely so depressed that I actually am no longer bothered by waiting long periods of time anymore, its one of the few moments in which I feel peace. There aren't any responsibilities or burdens, just silence and ease

What are we waiting for

maybe they will call us?

Can you two shut the fuck up? We are supposed to be waiting not talking.

*whispers trips have spoken*

...

Lets guess this while we wait.

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

last night i gave your sister crabs while fucking her wheelchair

*nods*

>Checks phone
>Chuckles at dank memes

*stares at you until you look back and then quickly moves head away*

I know that feel

*cough*

why don't they have any good magazines? all I ever see are good housekeeping, highlights for kids, and that one issue of people magazine that's like a year old

*whispers to poster below him*
>when is the happening

*Stares as if ive never seen someone cough before*

>loud sneeze

E-excuse me...

*apologizes in silence*

*gets on Sup Forums*

*makes a post in a waiting thread l*

*toots*

meta

>stand up from chair
>yawn and stretch
>drop and pants revealing throbbing boner
im masterbating furiously looking from person to person in the eye.

"Circle Jerk anybody?"

*farts silently then moves eyes around to see if anyone notices*

>Calls the police

>What seems to be the problem
> A man started to jerk off in a planned parenthood lobby and is asking us if we want to join

>Jizz in my pants

*REALLY LOUD COUGH*

*whisper to neighbor: "scuze me. so when's the midget comming out?"*

Boy! This sure is awkward, huh?
*oh god why did I say that?*

* cracks out Worthers Original candy and makes goobering/smacking sound while suckling on it

BBBBRRRAAAAAPPPP

Can I have one, mate?

>fall asleep
>jerk my head up
>look around to see if anyone noticed

hey
>what?
can i have some of that gum bro?

>taps foot loudly on ground
>slurps my drink

*Stares violently*

>notices
>tries to make it seem like i didn't

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*picked a giant booger from my nose and wiped it under my chair"