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nth for Reality God

first for Based Straffo

I literally cannot think about hotels without thinking Trivago

Would you stay in a Hilton?

In-ear headphone recommendations? Mine just went through the wash in my jeans pocket. $250 budget.

Based fucking straffo

Stop being a fucking loser and get over ear ones unless you're actually autistic enough to listen to music in public kek

Posted in the wrong thread

which city and what dates

Tea

Auckland, 29th December 2016- 4th January 2017

doesn't look like tea

That's pork chops not tea

Already got aiaiai tma-2's you fucking sperglord, need something that I can gym and run with that isn't shit.

Hilton doesnt come up on trivago for some reason but the Sebel right nearby looks like the best value for similar luxury and high customer satisfaction

powerbeats3 wireless

how can you eat lamb knowing that a new zealander had sex with it¿

Autist detected

Why the fuck would you listen to progressive rock at the gym Daniel

Scrape the cum out and its good

my mum slow cooks those for a few hours in a pot with plum sauce and vegies and they come out fucking awesome.

Microsoft Project can fucking blow me tßh

Thought someone farted lads. Turns out it was just Daniel after his 15th sabbatical from /cric/

>Autist detected

I never used project but I have to use sharepoint all the time at work and its a laborious slow piece of shit

>using non-free software

Download Revit instead. Much easier

I am a well adjusted successful human being

Just added Microsoft Access database management to elite_watch.xlsx ladslads

That description is fairly spot on, I'm more of a pen and paper kind of person, shit's gay.

student m8, it's free

visit Sup Forums sometime my friend, just because it doesn't cost anything doesn't mean it's free

install Arch Linux soon

How do I gentoo mate?

Install it

visit a fucking Weight Watchers

I didn't ask you

>forequarter

Can't tell if pleb or ppsb

I'm giving you good advice. People pay me good money to talk you know.

Downloading 7.1 now lads

Based

>thunderstorm asthma killed a 20 year old qt over the weekend

Yeah m8, I'd really enjoy being laughed out of every professional setting on the planet.

>b-but guys, I-I don't want to be a M-Microcuck, G-GIMP is j-just as good as p-photoshop!

Don't you have a season of Mr Robot to re-watch?

GIMP is LITERALLY just as good as photoshop and the ONLY difference is the user interface

>thunderstorm asthma

wtf is this, legit the first time in my life i've heard this term

you're delusional

Adjustment layers are pretty important if you're doing anything more in depth than pasting a frog face onto Warner

>35 C LITERALLY kills cucktorians

KEK

Why would you ever want to do anything with photoshop beyond posting MWNN edits?

>abc.net.au/news/2016-11-22/what-is-thunderstorm-asthma/8044920

That is the latest news folks

>professional setting
>having to work a job

Enjoy the cucked life

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Walkcunt

Faf is innocent apparently fucking hell what a corrupt game fuckin bullshit

50th for crippling loneliness

Sharepoint is literally Dodo technology, why are you doing it, not even Microsoft want to care for that abomination anymore, and they're it's father

Good to see Faf is getting off. He was doing something that literally everyone does and was only being targeted because the Australian fans can't accept that they actually got beaten and have to find some other excuse to satisfy themselves

Cucktorians being literally blown the fuck out my based Asthma storms. The fuck, can they cuck themselves any lower?

I work for boomers in a Library and they have nfi, the worst thing about it is it does not work with chrome at all only internet explorer

This shit is embarrassing

>asthma
>a "real" condition
pick one

indian slags cost me money. your sport is shit. they (probably) fixed the outcome

Are you retarded? Do you actually think that everyone does that? indian poof

So who's buying my plane ticket to Melbourne so we can go to some BBL matches?

kys

Faf is guilty and can't deal with getting caught AGAIN. He's not handling it well, hes digging himself deeper by walking around with a stick up his arse

Cuckbourne Ltd.

Faf got fined 100% of his match fee but is still playing the third test. Should have banned the fucker from playing tbqh

just lol @ all these Cuckstralians who can't handle that they've been beaten by SA and accuse everyone of cheating

You're just like Sup Forums
>t-there's nothing wrong with me, I'm the master race
>i-it's all the Jews fault! Jews are the reason I'm a failure

kek

KEK

to be fair Sup Forums has been right an awful lot recently

Just pushed out a big smelly ICC ruling on ball tampering lads.

I customised and ordered a $2000 pc yesterday that I'm not sure I'll actually do more than just browse Sup Forums on.

AMA

A fine was justified you virgin losers

He did cheat, he was found guilty in the 1 hour ICC hearing. Should of been suspended for 3 games. The soft Russian fags can't even handle a little press.

>LE MICROPHONE SO SCARY XD XD

Kek what a bullshit decision. Either he's guilty and he should miss matches or what he did was OK and he shouldn't receive any punishment.

he was found guilty by an impartial council twice you Pajeet cuck

deserves a ban

This lol. guilty as fuck, the australian media will just keep coming at him until he speaks.

If you make a joke of it like c gayle or kp you will become a legend in australia.

What's your favourite brand of breakfast cereal?

got this little wart thing on my ballsack that keeps growing back no matter how many times I cut it off

that's your penis

What a poor showing, almost as disgusting as the current state of South African rugby.

Nice victim complex you got there, Australia

Fire up the oven lads, I spotted the jew

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Not an argument

im a Guju so the Indian equivalent of Jews

>During his concert in San Jose last Thursday, West expressed his support for President-elect Donald Trump, telling the audience, “If I would’ve voted, I would’ve voted on Trump.” He also called on “black people [to] stop focusing on racism.” Inside the arena, his comments were met with boos. Outside, the reaction was just as unfavorable; DeRay Mckesson, a leader of Black Lives Matter, tweeted, “This isn’t the first time he’s said statements that don’t quite make sense to us.”
>On Saturday night, Kanye returned to the stage in Sacramento. After performing just four songs, he launched into a tirade that saw him question President Obama’s blackness, accuse Beyoncé of playing politics with the VMAs, and insinuate that her husband, Jay Z, had hitmen who might come for his head.
>NBC reports that the 39-year-old rapper-producer was hospitalized “for his own health and safety.”
>TMZ adds that West initially refused to go to the hospital and was restrained for transport.

Tfw, he broke his MKULTRA conditioning.

consequenceofsound.net/2016/11/report-kanye-west-hospitalized-for-his-own-health-and-safety/

>cuckbourne

>not my president
yeah no shit, they aren't us citizens

user, i don't think its literally in melbourne

you get your token 100 socialist alternative members in every city in Australia, what are you trying to prove here?

Fuck off Shitsprouter

You don't need to tell us you're indian, we can smell you from here

Really grinds my gears when people label Trump racist and homophobic desu

>i don't like it when people point out the truth of how disgusting "my guy" is

90th for Northern Irish independence

91st for ulster scots OUT

Faf should be banned for life. Second offence. No more chances

looking forward to reading the peer-reviewed articles you'll provide to substantiate this claim

t. cuckbourne

really grinds my gears when people protest the democratic election of another country

>LE U R LE GUGBURN XD XD
>LE FUG LE ESS JAY DUBLE U XD LMAO

Not an argument

>he says while posting in an Australian thread
The ironing.

Triggered the cuckburnian lads