Episode VIII title leaked

Episode VIII title leaked

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Why does star wars always have such shitty titles?
> a new hope
Sums up the feeling of renewed adventure and hope in the sw universe
>empire strikes back
Dude the bad guys want revenge lmao
>return of the jedi
By the end yoda dies and luke becomes a jedi, so there's a zero sum gain of jedi
>phantom menace
No phantoms here, hardly any menace either
>attack of the clones
Attack makes it sound like the clones are bad guys instead of just an amazon purchase the jedi forgot about
>revenge of the sith
Literally episode 6's original title with sith
>the force awakens
No shit. We don't know why it was asleep or how it awakens or even how the force CAN sleep
>order of the resistance
This means literally nothing. It's just 4 words strung together with no implication of anything

Empire strikes back is a based and iconic title

it's foreshadowing rey and poe dameron dabbling with the dark side

Nah nigger. That's like 50 syllables.

"Return of the Jedi" can also be interpreted as Anakin's redemption and return to the Light side

The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are great titles you fucking idiot.

I don't believe you.

Should be Wrath of Snoke.

Because the movies are shit? All they have/had going for them is effects, and Justin Lin managed to make better looking and more original effects than JJ Mememan.

He dies too

What the fuck does that even mean?

Source, bitch.


With the exception of Attack of the Clones, all of the titles are fine.

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It's symbolic, you stupid fucking dick

>Order of the Resistance

Very thought provoking title, JJ is truly the Rembrandt of film

can't wait for episode 13 where he officially overtakes Lucas as the genius behind the majority of Star Wars films

top quality bait m8, this post was gr8

It's based on pulpy scifi serials

i'm yet to see a shittier photoshop
i mean, can't you people even bother to align to middle?

When the fuck did Anakin return to the light?

pottery

after he decided to throw Sheev into the abyss

>no phantoms here
That's what phantoms do.

>le beating a dead horse face

Bravo JJ bravo

>Literally episode 6's original title with sith
Lol, plebs don't understand the pottery

>The First Order
>The Resistance
>Order of the Resistance

You really didnt think this through.

Have you ever watched Return of the Jedi?

so supreme leader = darth vader??/1!?

>If I take that mask off, you'll die

What the fuck, Lucas?

My suggestion of Rey gets blacked was rejected then

Only a retard wouldn't see the patterns.

First movies
>Menace, Hope, Awakens

Second movies
>Clones, Empire, Resistance

Third Movies
>Jedi, Sith, ???

>Jedi, Sith....
>Luuke

snoke is tarkin

JAR JAR

Except the resistance are the good guys so your second movie list of words are unrelated. Invalidating your entire argument.

This is true. Everything Star Wars has taught us leads us to believe what Vader did was evil. Passion is evil!

>implying menace and hope aren't total opposites
>implying jedi and sith aren't total opposites

POTTERY

You really weren't paying attention huh. Passion is against the Jedi code. The prequel trilogy exists to highlight the flawed nature of jedi. And the reason Vader turned "from my perspective..."

What Vader did is his ultimate redemption and the entire point of his character arc.

Menace vs Hope
Empire vs Resistance
Jedi vs Sith

It seems like some good old POTTERY to me

>there's a zero sum gain of jedi
I keked

Wait wait wait, we're talking about Anakin, right?

Who the fuck's Sheev? You mean Darth Maul?

Sheev is Paul Saltine

The crackers?

Jar Jar was the Phantom Menace.

>space politics confirmed

>people complaining

So do we know who Snore is yet

The pattern is
1 the premise
2 the opponent
3 the victorious

Well, that's a rather un-PC way of describing him.

Gungas

First post best post

Leak apparently says he's some kind of ancient Sith dark side spirit.

There's a light side equivalent that keeps fucking dying, but its latest reincarnation is Rey.

snoke is gallius rax

>Leak apparently says he's some kind of ancient Sith dark side spirit.
Bullshit all evidence points to gallius rax

You know when he lets out that cringy ass "NOOOOOOOO" and stops palpatine from killing luke

>We Avatar Legend of Korra Now

>Who the fuck's Sheev
get out

>Episode VIII title leaked
Shitty fake desu

>no source

FUCK OFF SHILL

kill yourself

This. No world building made 7 boring after a couple of viewings.
Besides, the last movie had a mystic name, this kind of grounded name is cool.

>Snoke looks like a burn victim her-ohhhhh shit

and I didn't know Christopher Walkern played Darth Vader.

Why are faggots like OP desperate for (You)s?