I hate my country

[Daniel Gonzalez]

I hate my country

[Noah Hill]

Put me in the screenshot

[Jace Turner]

Obesity is the price of freedom.

[Jonathan Gomez]

How do people get that fat in America?

[Nathan Harris]

Me too

[Liam Campbell]

Me three.

[Christopher Nelson]

Soda, processed foods, huge portions, etc.

[Charles Perry]

You hate your country too Germany?

[Caleb Flores]

they just won't stop eating

[William Richardson]

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

[Eli Rogers]

Ja

[Jordan Brooks]

Why yanks are so lazy to get fit?

[Ethan Williams]

dis is da brice of freedumb

[Luke Howard]

>'Excuuseyh mee suuhrr, you have to be this wide to enter, suhrr'

[Jack Kelly]

We absorb the bullets and convert them to fat. Basic defense mechanism

[Eli Collins]

I thought this computer scientist had been eaten by a dilophosaure.

[Jack Bennett]

You shouldn't be allowed to use a rascal scooter just for being fat

[Justin Morales]

Nobody likes a traitor

[Tyler Myers]

I hate my country too

[Alexander Davis]

I have not seen a motorized scooter outside of walmart in probably 10 years

[Parker Sanchez]

You should be shot for being fat.

[Jose Anderson]

I hate Canada.

[Hudson Cox]

>be amerifat
>get shot
it already happens on a regular basis

[Austin Nelson]

Being fat ensures that bullets won't reach critical organs. Over a few generations americans have selected for the fattest among them, since they are the only ones that survive getting shot so now they make up the majority.

This is pretty much evolution in action.