Anybody else here with Micropenis? Do you have gf? What are her thoughts about it? Any femanons here...

Anybody else here with Micropenis? Do you have gf? What are her thoughts about it? Any femanons here, what are your thoughts about Micropenis men?

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My thoughts?
>why does faggot OP always get dubs?
>KYS sandnigger

KEK. Is that you in the pic?

>Anyone else with micropenis?

yeah, every arab guy ever. Thats why you people are so fucking violent, insecurity is a bitch

Micropenis men should be euthanized.

it's a genetic disorder and it's not your fault. it sucks, you're missing out, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy life. I bet that if you had a group of friendly friends who understood that it's just a genetic problem, you could play it up like a joke and eventually get some ironic blow jobs.

3.5 hard. No gf. Fml

Your whole dick is the size of one of my balls

Yeah, why?
I'm African-American you idiot. Although I have some Irish ancestry...

>Ironic blowjob kek

2-3 hard. No girlfriend.

How would you even bring something like that up. You don't want to surprise them with it but you can't exactly lead with "Hello, my name is John and I have a micropenis."

I'm not gay but I'm turned on by micropenis. I would suck the shit out of a micropenis and worship it. Dunno why, can't explain. A waxed/shaved micropenis is sexy.

It's hard to find. Tried many times putting up ads looking for the smallest cock possible; its rare.

Just get really good at licking pussy, that's one of the only ways you will ever please a girl sexually.

Kek!
"Irish ancestry"
Go back to Ireland then and see how much they love you!

I feel very sorry for you. I can't even imagine how terrible your life must be with that penis...

FUCK YOU!

I'm not gay either and i'm not going to become one. I sooner stay rest of my life as single than turn to gay...

this is the saddest attempt of comforting i have ever witnessed in my entire life

it was a joke lmao

You're actually looking for a big clit, you poor confused creature.

kek

Afro 'murican, yet can't fucking write properly!
I shouldn't be surprised though, should I?

Sandnigger detected! !!!
Allah Snackbar!

It was a reasonable and friendly advice, not a joke.

i rrespect that.
save up money and get a surgery if it bothers you so much
or buy a hooker, no shame in that

>"Hello, my name is John and I have a micropenis."

Fucking kek. Actually, I'd think most girls would think thats hilarious and think you're being funny and ironic. Like saying something so vastly far from the truth to pretend you're not egotistical when you actually are.

When its time to get to business at least u could say "I fuckin told you this" and get a pity fuck.

kek

Damn well you're less beta than me. I was kind of led into it being a handicapped NEET so desperate for sex get so horny having a man suck me off seems acceptable. I always end up regretting it after tho.

I know once I get my shit together and have one or two girls on the go, gay sex will not even be an option

you may actually be on to something here.

Fuck you racist piece of shit. If you don't have anything nice to say you don't have to say anything. Just shut up.

Welp!
Fuck you faggot!

user already said he's african-american with irish ancestry... read the thread before you comment newfag.

Just tell your gf you have Erectile Dysfunction. Tell her you can give great head though (and you better start practicing). Women orgasm based on feelings/emotions. You can easily make a girl have her biggest orgasm with just your tongue.

>handicapped NEET so desperate for sex get so horny having a man suck me off seems acceptable.

I'm considering it too. With another user even.

You're thick or what?
I come from outerspace, please believe me user.
Get real fag!

KEK. This has to be THE worst advice so far. First you tell her that you're impotent and after many years when she finally sees you naked she realizes that you also have a micropenis. OP what ever you do DON'T say that you're impotent. It only makes your already shitty chances even worse.

Newfag calling anons newfags

Damn, a guy with micro that actually is not fat. Nice. Im gay, id give your dick some love

Your dick size doesn't really matter in your case. Only worthless, daddy hating sluts with low self esteem get with a greasy nigger, and she-niggers are pretty much baboons anyway.

gets turned on by a small, hairless penis? he's not looking for "big clit" porn or putting out an add for "big clit women". he's specifically searching for small, hairless dicks.

you know who has small, hairless dicks? little boys. dude is a pedophile in denial. probably molested as a kid and now wants to suck kid dicks.

disgusting.

Masculine sexuality disgusts me, while feminine sexuality excites me. I draw the line at dedicated femboys/traps. Wouldn't ever actually have a real relationship with a man though. Doesn't feel right.

3.9 hard. gf says she doesn't mind but has a dildo.

It's not a dildo if it's still attached to a man's hips you fool

>be nigger
>still have micro penis
You sure won the genetic lottery lad

...

Fuck off faggot. I'm not planning to become gay even tho I have small penis. I'm not that desperate.

Fuck off racist piece of shit.

Does you gf know that you're below average? Do you have pic?

Copypasta

We had an Asian dude (Korean) in our friend group, and he was older so he kind of held that over my head because he could buy beer before I could and had his own car before I did. Some female friends who were roommates with him for a while told the rest of us in the group that he had micropenis, and he used to joke about it as well.

Anyway, by the time I turned 21 I had my own ride, place, and I had buffed up quite a bit. I had a normal-sized dick, too, and when I started dating girls he made his jealousy of me a little more apparent. Anyway, he could never handle his liquor and he ended up getting stupid drunk and trying to impress some of the girls we were hanging out with at one party. He lost his shit when some girl he liked ended up hanging over me all night, and he tried to fight me and I ended up having to choke him out. He rage-quit the evening and went into his room and didn't come out the rest of the night.

Whenever we hung out with our friends after that we had to avoid each other. To this day he's still a poor desperate loser. I think the inability to have a sexual relationship with any girl really effected his development and his transition into adulthood.

Kill Yourself. or give a medical intervention in this shit

Found the racist.

I have a well sized dick but i never get any so it's exactly as useful and beneficial as a micropenis

I don't think you're helping.

Found the nigger

OP probably didn't want to hear that kind of story...

I have 6.5 inches and feel inadequate.

>humble brag

the average user cock size is probably 4.5in, 1 less than normal.

If you arent 8 inches you are literally a micropenis
Good luck ever satisfying a girl with that

>be me
>26
>have some what micro penis all my life
>have always been ashamed of it
>more of a grower not a shower
>fucked a shit load of women
>wife loves my dick since in able to go balls deep inside
Honestly I'm married and still flirt with women at my job. Eventhough I have a small dick I still get pussy. You just gotta be confident and women don't give a shit. When you get on Sup Forums with your baby dick, you're just feeding the trolls. Honestly go out there and be confident you nigger! U got dis mane

OP you should go to Asia. There you would be average and you wouldn't stand out. Only problem is that Asians are pretty racist towards other races, especially towards black people although white people tend to get their fair share...

what a weak bait

>Micropenis men should be euthanized.

that's pretty stupid really

>Does you gf know that you're below average?
Yes. She found out through a friend.

>Do you have pic
On tube

i'm 3.5" and it is depressing. i also weigh 310lbs so i might have a whole extra inch hidden in my big fat pad but even then what's the point

Where's the sandnigger lover, i know you're lurking piece of shit

I agree. The whole world doesn't revolve around dicks - Not even remotely so.

Fact: There's plethora of women that don't give a shit about your equipment (regardless of how big or small) because they're so obsessed with their own bodies.

>fuck off you racist piece of shit

I'm not racist. I do not judge a man by the color of his skin. It doesn't matter to me if a man's skin is white or yellow.

but niggers? they're behind us from an evolutionary standpoint. that's why that all look like gorillas, are generally pretty violent, and are poor communicators. Niggers have been successful at destroying every society they touch, and have never managed to create a stable, wealthy nation on their own. They cannot form working government, they cannot create good societies, and they make any area the live in unsafe.

niggers are no men. they're greasy baboons that get in the way of white/yellow/brown achievement.

Abraham Lincoln knew this. He freed the slaves because he feared the impact of niggers being in white society. He also did his best to send all the niggers back to Africa. Unfortunately he was assassinated before he could finish ridding us of the filthy black rats that now pollute our cities.

This. Once a girl has been split by a real cock, nothing less than 8" will ever satisfy her again. Stay mad "perfectly normal" average guys.

Female user here.
I'd probably have a dildo while dating you.

I second , you better start learning how to eat pussy and maybe you'll be fine... You're not fat or anything, maybe you'll find someone someday.
Good luck!

Fuck off.

Tube? What do you mean? Also has she said that your penis is enough for her? Has she told that she has fucked bigger penises? What are your thoughts about that?

Pic?

are you serious? Just go to soc and 90% of the dick rate threads are bigger then 6. When you exclude Asians and micro dicks the average is more like 6

>You just gotta be confident and women don't give a shit.

This is 100% fact. My dick is only 7" long hard as steel, and I have my choice when I want.

Femanon here,I have no problem with mircopenis.

It can be fun in some ways,though others think otherwise.

it's not like people with small dicks are going to post pictures of them fucking idiot

>Tube? What do you mean?
It's what we call the underground in London

>Also has she said that your penis is enough for her?
She says its fine and lightly teases me about it.

>Has she told that she has fucked bigger penises?
Yes she has, her ex was apparently around 7 and a half inches.

>What are your thoughts about that?
I'm not too self conscious. We don't have very much sex so the issue doesn't come up much.

Momo prob had the same dick hence he could only fuck a 9yo.
GTFO paedo!

no pic for you fagboy

OP here. Would you date someone with micropenis IF you knew that he has micropenis before you started dating? I have never had a gf before and it's mainly because i'm afraid that women would laugh at me... What would your reaction be if you saw micropenis for a first time? Would you laugh?

Are you genuinely retarded? Sup Forums is small when they post their actual dicks.

Girls usually care more about personality/education/status/wealth/sense of humor---> all other things being unequal.

yes or no?

Is a guy with a huge cock more or less likely to cheat on you?

What is the medical definition for a micropenis?

I'm 7 inches and have been cheated on multiple times. Girls cheat for many reasons if she wants to do get dped that bad then buy a dildo

Not OP but, in what way can micropenis actually be fun or good thing? There's absolutely nothing fun or sexually attractive about micropenises in general...

Medfag here: Sand nignogs

Most of those are dick pics faggots collect, not their actual dicks

you're not using your brain dude. the only dudes that post in dick rate threads are dudes with big dicks. rarely does a guy with an average post up because he knows his shit is just average. big dick dudes just like to use their big dicks to get a compliment.

it's just like the /sma/ threads. only hot, young girls with nice bodies post. average looking bitches with flat asses don't post, because they know they're not anything special. hot chicks do it because they know they'll compliments.

it isn't rocket science.

>pic related
>it's muh dick

You can fit the whole thing in your mouth.

Don't worry about it, women R-select micropeens out of the genepool kek

Learn to have a talented tongue and to use a lot of foreplay

I have a microdick. My erections average about 6.5" or so.

Put it back in its luggage, it's actually a nasty looking one.

Can you be the nigger to tongue my anus tonight? Id say lets fugg, but id imagine its like a slimy thumb.

Unbelievably true.

>tfw you'll never be a literal potato nigger

thesun.co.uk/living/2662090/roberto-esquivel-cabrera-54-rejects-the-chance-to-have-his-18-9-inch-penis-reduced-even-though-he-cant-have-sex-until-he-does/

Well this dude can't have sex at all

Shut up nigger

>tfw someone complains about racism on Sup Forums

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html

Try this out my friend

Remember where you are

James Bond get

This. Some sperg just saved the pic from the original OP, who never said what ethnicity he was and was also a massive bitch.

Yes, the legendary 0007!

Yeah, saw the 2 previous threads, posted on 'em too.

007*