Any suggestions for things to buy at walmart to use as a dildo? Sissy/cd, that's my booty in the picture...

Any suggestions for things to buy at walmart to use as a dildo? Sissy/cd, that's my booty in the picture. I'll post pics of me using it after I buy it, just need some good suggestions!

bump with more of my booooty

why not just buy a dildo

>"bRaAAAAAAAAAAAAP"

Fruits, veggies ,power tools

Well there are a few reasons, have a roommate so can't get one sent here, wouldn't really want anyone to find it, and there's not a sex shop nearby really. Figured I might just have some fun and get something cheap from walmart and share the results =)

I like them for play solo

Fruits and veggies I can do. Power tools? lol

where do you buy panties?

Also there's got to be some people up who want to see me stick weird things up my ass =P

Fuck off and die
I hate you faggots. Quit ruining Sup Forums with your gay cancer

I mostly have just gotten them from girls who like to see me wear theirs

>in
use a car gearstick

if that made Aussie child prostitute feel like shoving it inside her vagina

then it should work for you

just don't try the mushrooms

if it get inverted


you will become Yandy Liang 2.0

you don't have to click the thread? I'm sure there are plenty of other posts you don't like and ignore

brap

where's OP at?

you can stick my dick up your ass, if you don't mind being a bottom

hmmm i'd rather do it with the shrooms tbh

Would love to see more. Hairbrush handles, sharpies, cucumbers, anything really, just be careful. I know you have a roommate but if you hide it well, get a vibrator. Will change the game

I doubt you're near me, but I wouldn't mind

>I doubt you're near me
try me. I'm straight for the most part but a nice boybutt in panties is right up my alley if I'm horny or drunk enough

Ok I'll take one with a sharpie before I go to walmart. Hope the thread will last

show boobs

Whereabouts do you live? If he won't take you up on it, I would

I'm just a cd, sorry =P

Since all your pics are titled tumblr, I'm assuming you have one? I'd follow

You two in the southwest?

use a cucumber. but put a condom on it
or something that's not sharp

Yeah =) just been taking them from my tumblr since all the pics are on my phone. Follow me if you like

why dont you just go and buy a real dildo?...oh wait! because youre uneraged so you can't!...oh wait! doesnt that mean that you shouldnt be on Sup Forums because /b is for adults? ....oh wait! doesnt that also mean you shouldnt be watching porn and japanese porn-anime and mangas....oh wait! isnt that the reason you have these urges in the first place?....oh wait! isnt that the reason that porn and sex-manga cartoons are forbidden for kids in the first place because it gets to their heads?

I'm 23 =)

Buy one o dem electric toothbrushes

Calling bs op. You say you're looking for improvised dildos but you have pictures on "your" tumblr showing you using actual dildos

yeah but you started when you were like 15 right?

Maybe they get off on using improvised objects? Buying it from a cute clerk knowing you are going to shove it up your ass gives them a thrill?

Go look in the shampoo section. They make a few that look like they would fit right in your asshole

You sound like a child.

Go to the kitchen utensil department. Find something like an ice cream scoop that has a dildo-like handle.

I live in the southeast currently, from the east coast, about to move to the northwest coast. So I'm getting there haha. I will follow you though!

They said they couldn't own any actual sex toys because of roommates clearly bs bait

thats gonna tear his ass up. i suggest something small and not too thick like a long carrot and put a condom on it.

They aren't mine, I wish they were =P

Here's one i just took with Sharpies. Other requests welcome =)

both great ideas thank you!

Really was serious about it, but you can believe whatever you want!

Damn, checked out your tumblr too, wish I lived in the sw now.
Maybe an electric toothbrush? You could get away with any sex toy if you hide it well enough

Ok I found a screwdriver =)

Any more suggestions?

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put it in your ass

cucumber?

haven't gone to the store yet, was trying to find a couple things around the house to post first so the thread might stay up while i go

Something that vibrates?

what do you have?

Serious question for OP (or any trap in here)... how the hell do you keep your ass so smooth?!

Shaving it and preventing razor burn is impossible.

Asking for a friend.

Well i found this...

Well I think being a blondie helps. Nair is also pretty great but it smells weird and sometimes can still leave razor burn it seems like. Idk, it's definitely the struggle =P

You putted the condom on wrong end

nahhh

I was thinking a 2Liter

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Idk if i could fit a two liter =P

a weapon to surpass the metal gear

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I feel like wolverine.

go as far as you can

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Can write my name above your sissy cock?

Write Sup Forumsash.

yeah here you go:)

Anyone still lurking? Should I still post?

yes.. or post directly to me

cute

>roommate
>mom

sameeeee

Can you make a vid wiping your cock with my name?

>this thread

Ok I'm going to the store to get veggies and stuff. Please post requests and i'll check them while im gone and take pics when i'm back

can you do this but with user@pomf
you're cute af

Cactus

If you talk to support for a website, they will gladly tell you what carrier they use and will allow you to specify like a UPS store as the shipping destination. Then just go in and pick it up at your leisure

Still here?

Try this one with lights turned on.

Feels warm and good in my experience.
Although you should tape the back and front

yeah i'm still here

Can you do the vid I asked for?

Why don't you just buy a Dildo on Amazon?

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Kek

when I get back

dog dat photo shop

wow! thanks

I answered that earlier :P

plus this is fun

Can't wait. Maybe you can even cum on it at the end.

Add me on kik ?

Bumping for intrested cucumbers.

why would I Photoshop it? I just wrote it on the back of the other one.

my kik is LoveaGoodtrap

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Hope you haven't disappeared.

> I feel like wolverine

Jesus Christ my fucking sides are out of the zozzlesphere

Someone screen cap this shit

I'm still here

Where are you coming back from?