Wake up

>wake up
>you're now a pedophille

Wat do?

browse Sup Forums

So nothing changed?

Seek professional help so I can learn to control these urges. This happens a lot more than people think.

Post Spiderman.

Open a successful sports medicine practice, purchase a Porsche 911RS and a vacation home in the Caribbean.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said podiatrist.

It is estimated that between 1 and 5 percent of the population are pedophiles. Law enforcement based on recent events with regards to the internet place this considerably higher.

>woke up
>was pedophile
>tor for a bit
>wank
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>see this thread

Is this a trick question?

start a loli thread

...

Eat out some cheese pizza obviously

/thread

dammit someone said it first

rock the world

Those are the most Wal-Mart cop uniforms I've ever seen.

thats the plot, nigger.

Unchain my 14 year old, refugee sex slave and fuck him in the ass without lube.

Move on as nothing has changed.

This

Go to my job as a middle school teacher

>Wat do?
Immediately stop being one because as for all sexual perversions, homophilia included, it is 100% a choice ;^)