Alright Sup Forums, I am about two months away from my PhD in School Psychology...

Alright Sup Forums, I am about two months away from my PhD in School Psychology. When I am done I will be a psychologist. Ask me anything.

Quick to anger
Violent when enraged
Loose touch with reality
Lie to get my way all the time
I think in black and white
Voices in my head
Get extremly attatched to people, then in a blink of an eye I don't care at all about them
Takes months or even years to adapt to new situations

Diagnose me. Ask questions and I will answer.

Should I fuck a fat chik?

Are you distressed about this stuff?

Age?

Do you have a job/relaionship/friends?

How does that make you feel?

How fat? Is she cool in other ways? Can she cook/clean/make a decent living?

>How does that make you feel?
To be honest, I have a cold. Maybe a better question why are you asking me how I feel?

>Quick to anger
>Violent when enraged
>Loose touch with reality
>Lie to get my way all the time
>I think in black and white
>Voices in my head
>Get extremly attatched to people, then in a blink of an eye I don't care at all about them
>Takes months or even years to adapt to new situations
>Diagnose me. Ask questions and I will answer.

Are you distressed about this stuff?

Age?

Do you have a job/relationship/friends?

She's just a lay. I'm in a srs dry spell, like 3 years. Here is a pic of her ass/ pussy.

>She's just a lay. I'm in a srs dry spell, like 3 years. Here is a pic of her ass/ pussy.

Sucks to be in a dry spell, dude. How long?

I couldn't care less.
21
Student, constantly in on off relationships, one person I would call a friend, the rest mean nothing to me though they consider me a friend.

3 years

How are your grades? Whats your major? Did you meet developmental milestones on time?

Thats a question I can't really answer for you dude, what's stopping you?

The way her pussy looks. Not sure if I wanna put my dick in it.

Grades are good in subject I care about the rest are meh. The major is Biology.

Not all, social stuff came later than usual my shrink told me. Other than that I have never felt sad, I was a child who never cried, and in base I only had two emotions, angry and happy.

Why did you pick school psychology? Are you excited about ultimately supervising MA level people who do substandard testing that other psychologists are disgusted by?

I care deeply about education. I have an LD and ADHD. I like working with young people. When I am licensed, I will be a LP, just any clinical psych.

Is there anything stopping you from being the person you want to be?

How does it look?

Stay out of the public school system. It will suck the life out of you. You'll have some bright idea about making a difference or changing things from the inside, but the limit of your power will be triage and, eventually, you'll find your will and morality eroded.

I'm a Licensed Clinical Psychologist at a small, private, publicly funded therapeutic high school. I interact with school psychologists regularly. The best are ineffectual. The worst are the enemy.

Why is life supposed to be good?

>Stay out of the public school system. It will suck the life out of you. You'll have some bright idea about making a difference or changing things from the inside, but the limit of your power will be triage and, eventually, you'll find your will and morality eroded.
>I'm a Licensed Clinical Psychologist at a small, private, publicly funded therapeutic high school. I interact with school psychologists regularly. The best are ineffectual. The worst are the enemy.

Whats up with your high school? What population does it serve?

Yeah, I already feel limited by the public school system. Some school psychs are cool. EdS shouldn't be able to call themselves psychologists. But, they are cool for SLD identification and what not. I plan on starting a private practice or going into academia.

>Why is life supposed to be good?

What does "supposed to be good" mean?

Carelessness or out of touch with emotions and empathy maybe. Maybe I'd be better off feeling what other people feel.

I don't know. Like if I tell someone I think life is shit, the response is like there's something wrong with me. What am I missing that makes other people think life is worth living? I have a home and a job so I'm not still stuck in the basement.

What does it look like to be in touch with emotions or have empathy?

We serve high IQ with severe emotional disorders, OHI, and high functioning Autism. About a third of our kids are on the spectrum. The rest are a mix of various things, but we take a lot of what used to be called Axis II.

I also maintain a small private practice.

>I don't know. Like if I tell someone I think life is shit, the response is like there's something wrong with me. What am I missing that makes other people think life is worth living? I have a home and a job so I'm not still stuck in the basement.

It's totally okay to think life is shitty sometimes, man. And it sucks that you haven't found people who understand that. Do you think life is not worth living?

What color panties are you wearing?

>Do you think life is not worth living?
Yes. I'm in my mid-30's and I get absolutely nothing from any of this.

Sweet. You happy your current position? Where are you located? Do you deal with insurance in your private practice? Do you do therapy/counseling/assessment in your practice?

>What color panties are you wearing?
Gray arism boxer briefs.

Why do I have the urge to shout "Fuck you dad" every time I accomplish anything?

What it looks like? wat
Feeling stuff, when someone dies you are sad, if thinks go bad you are stressed, idk, I don't feel that shit but I understand what it feels like I guess.

>Yes. I'm in my mid-30's and I get absolutely nothing from any of this.

Did you used to get any enjoyment from shit, man?

>Why do I have the urge to shout "Fuck you dad" every time I accomplish anything?

Daddy issues?

Don't do it. For my sake, please don't.

I'm happy. The school job pays OK, but the benefits are good, I work less than 200 days a year, I have almost complete autonomy, and I have long-term access to the kinds of patients you rarely see outside of inpatient environments. My private practice is mostly private pay, but I take BCBS. I work almost exclusively with adolescents/young adults suffering from personality disorders.

I literally kek'd at this.

I can't honestly remember very well but I've felt this way for a long time. Feels like I've wasted my whole life being depressed and so I haven't done anything but go through the motions.

>Feeling stuff, when someone dies you are sad, if thinks go bad you are stressed, idk, I don't feel that shit but I understand what it feels like I guess.

So are there times you should feel stressed, but dont?

What made you pick up psych?

Should I ask out my internet friend when I'm in her country? I've confessed my feelings already and that hasn't affected our friendship

Thanks for sharing, any other advice for someone starting out?

OP is a faggot most definitely not almost a PhD if he doesn't get this fucking joke

What would going through the not going through the motions look like for you, man?

What do you mean? Also checked.

I can't tell you what to do man. Why not play it by ear?

I mean like, it seems like maybe you've missed out on stuff you would have wanted to do. What would your life look like if I could wave a magic wand and things were better for you? What would you do more of? What would you do less of?

Feeling not manly enough to hit on women, after an almost fatal accident, what to do?

Yeah, exams for example people all around me are going nuts and I'm calm. If I didn't read I couldn't care less. I never fail though.

>Feeling not manly enough to hit on women, after an almost fatal accident, what to do?

What happened in the accident, man?

1. Are you a jew ?

2. Do you think masturbation is (((good for you))) ?

Hmm. Why don't you read? Sounds like you know you should/

A car hit me while riding for the job(coma), a heli got me to a hospital, that happened last year, can walk and everything now, though, my psyche is bad, not "full" as it was back then

I honestly have no idea. I don't do much. Just go to work, and come home. I've asked myself this too, but I can't think of anyone else whose life I would want, either... I mean maybe some rich trust fund kiddie who never has to do shit his whole life, but 1) that's not realistic or constructive to think about and 2) I'd probably end up depressed anyway.

>1. Are you a jew ?
Nope, though some say my g-ma's mom was jewish. A family member recently had genetic tests and it showed some risk of genetic diseases associated with jewish pops.

>2. Do you think masturbation is (((good for you))) ?

Why do you ask?

I don't need to read to pass. So I don't. Subjects I'm a little interested in I read, but to pass exams but because I want to learn I guess.

What was your job?

So it totally sounds normal to not be back to normal after such a big event. What does your mind say when you are about hit on women?

Yes and brain micro-concussions or whatever the specific word in English is

Tai sach ?

As a psychologist you should see some valid reasons for this question.

PMO is a very widely used drug of choice which traps people with compulsive tendencies.

Personally I can feel why I use porn and masturbation. There is some deep seated pain I keep burying inside by numbing my self with porn.

This pain, probably loneliness, becomes obvious to me when I abstain for long periods of time, then it becomes too much to bear and I rap the pain away.

I mean, if thats fulfilling to you, then I don't see a problem. Is there something you want to do, but havent yet for any reason? Could be something you used to enjoy or something youd like to try.

Delivering food, just a simple job.

My mind says "no, you won't do the job right, go on", but, I certainty need more in my private life, for it to exist.

It's not fulfilling to me at all, but I don't know anything that is.

Yep on they Tay Sachs.

What is PMO?

Sounds like porn isn't your problem. Sounds like your lonely.

So, its hard to help you over the internet. But, I am wondering if you allow yourself to have that thought, and still hit on a girl.

Sounds like you want more. There is a cool book called the confidence gap. You should nab it up.

Well, what do you enjoy about being home?

I'm thinking - that's great advice, thanks dude.

I have a doggo and I play video games (as an aside, Nier Automata was god tier 10/10 if you're into that) but I generally wish I had something better to do. My energy level is very very low, though. I'm probably about to go back to school but I have no direction there either. It's really just out of desperation to do something else. I just drank and smoked pot and chased snatch the first time I tried college. Never finished and my grades were shit. So I guess I was much better at having fun at one point in the past, even though it caused a destructive imbalance in my overall life.

Sounds like you have a plan, man. You could try taking a night class or something, too.

Maybe you could volunteer at a doggo rescue or something?

You might find that once you start doing more, you'll have more energy.

You kinda sound a little depressed. Maybe you could benefit from talking to your doc or a psych.

Yeah I work full time and I'm about 2500 miles away from my mom's basement, so classes will have to be nights, Saturdays, or online. I'm like five minutes away from a community college though. I've actually been asking my doctor about fatigue for months now because I feel physically unhealthy and it's alarming to me. He can't find anything wrong with me, though. I definitely FEEL depressed, mentally, but can the symptoms of depression be that physical as well?

Yeah, man. Low energy is totally part of it. You also don't experience very much enjoyment, another sign. Also, based on some of your comments, I do see some evidence of thoughts that are common for depressed peeps. You might just want to see a psychologist, or counselor.

>Yeah, man. Low energy is totally part of it. You also don't experience very much enjoyment, another sign. Also, based on some of your comments, I do see some evidence of thoughts that are common for depressed peeps. You might just want to see a psychologist, or counselor.

Thanks my dude. Nice of you to take some time out of your Saturday to help a Sup Forumsro.

No prob, man. Give yourself a little credit for having your own place and paying the bills.

Yeah that's a good point, thanks. Plenty of folks around here haven't figured that much out yet.