Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

I bet your mom has kissed you before.

>Step 3: Horrified by the future you take your own life.

So has yours.

You or me?

feeling better? i want to punch you in the face.

Just use your imagination.

bump

36 years dude here. Get to an escort site, and buy yourself a pretty, young, and nice looking hooker. Accept reality, enjoy their young bodies, and pay them approprietly.
Quality sex with a nice GF? Forget it. If you suddenly became rich, you will attract a lots of golddiggers, so win lottery, or get an escort.

I could afford some cheap hooker but escorts - especially young and pretty ones - are too expensive

Im not rich either. Put 30 dollars in a jar in every month. in a few month you will afford a nice girl. It means rare sex, but at least sex, and a pretty girl. Man up, and start saving money.

Good idea.

Got head at 15 and put my ding dong in a female at 16, stop being pussies and go pick up some promiscuous bitches from a bar. Don't act like it's anyone's fault but yours you've lived your life without attracting any females

I love my life, fuck off with your blaberring, if you cant find cheap hoocker then kys faggot

>43 yrs old
just you wait

Ewww hookers. I'd rather stay a virgin than pay to stick my cock in a disease encrusted sluthole, ever

>Don't act like it's anyone's fault but yours you've lived your life without attracting any females

No doubt it's my fault.

Not OP but i wonder: so you basically didnt even fuck a cheap hooker? Or get a BJ? Or you mean you fucked some, but are still kissless, ehich is understandable cause noone kisses cheap hookers

30 Kissless virgin here as well. Hello Fellow Loser :)

Why do you have to ruin Sup Forums with your stupid shitpost?

Never fucked a cheap hooker.

Same reason as for all the other shitposts.

So OP i tell you a story of your kind, which was a friend of mine back in the days.
The dude basically went to a hooker cause he couldnt get laud (was fat).
He came back, all proud of himself, so i asked him how it was.
He said: i went down on her, and at a certain point she said i need to stop cause she would climax othervice.
I couldnt believe that, so i asked him to be sure, if he really liked that pussy, which he did.
true story. Dont be that desperate OP, never lick hookers pussy

If your friend was into that, why the hell not?

Ok in that case please describe yourself or post a pic without face.
What is the readon in your opinion you dont get with girls?

Well i'd say cause she was a hooker, and its his mouth you know, but to be honest though, if i never did that with 30, i'd probably dont care either

>Ok in that case please describe yourself or post a pic without face.

Body pic without face. I am average looking bu not ugly.

>What is the readon in your opinion you dont get with girls?

Shit personality.

Where you from OP?
What does shit personality mean?

German.
Boring, dull, awkward and general unsymptathetic.