Things Plebs Say

ITT: Things plebs say

>literally nothing happens

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>ITT: Things plebs say

>Wes Anderson is bad

>Kino

>I hate reading subtitles.

>I hate anime

>i still watch anime

>I don't watch black and white movies
>I really enjoyed the Sopranos

>I don't watch Steven Universe because it's too "tumblr"

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn,Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed

Plebs that don't know they're plebs would suck off Wes Anderson without a second thought

>Cringe
>Comfy

The ying and yang of shit, vague opinion.

>I've had sex.

You crossed the line to just being a hipster-fag contrarian who prides themselves on knowing something no one else does regardless if it's actually better. Salty without a job out of film school?

unironically this

>Cinema

Wes Anderson is good

I love reading subtitles

I love anime

I don't watch anime

>I watch black and white movies
>I really hated the Sopranos

>I watch Steven Universe

>I haven't had sex

>mfw someone actually believes this

Don't worry

When you develop some taste beyond IMDB you'll understand real art and film

I hate all of you.

Refer to films made in the 70s as "old movies".

I get all my stuff from "Kino Video"

>Cartoon Network and Nick are for little kids

>come and see
Exactly

>When you develop some taste beyond IMDB you'll understand real art and film

Yeah totally! Disrupting the shot layout is completely the way to go because "muh original intent."

Fuck off you pasty weeb. You have no respect for filmmaking.

How I imagine you

>pleb shit like tokyo driver and diva
I am genuinely offended you piece of pleb shit

bumping this thread for more patrician discussion

>Tokyo Driver
> Diva

Neither of which are here. You expose yourself pleb

DUH ENDING SUCKED
DAT ENDING
I LIKE DUH ENDING
WAT WAS WITH DUH ENDING
SHIT ENDING
COOL ENDING
WAT R SUM GUD ENDINGZ
WAT R UR FAV ENDINGZ

Let me guess, princess, you think the bottom right is Nanook too, don't you? Fucking adorable. It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior.

>you can't judge a movie, everything is subjective

Tokyo Driver isn't there, pleb. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Yes it is and my mistake was DRIVER instead of DRIFTER

Then you admit you're wrong. I win.

The OFFICIAL Sup Forums patrician kino opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.

Let us begin:

- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Star Wars is for 5 year olds
- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician
- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such
- Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier
- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema
- Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly
- Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal
- Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this
- Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10
- CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth
- Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school
- Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions

Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.

"conan the barbarian is just a stupid 80's fantasy film"
I HATE plebshits

post your favorites Sup Forums

KINOGRAPHY
Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
Hoвocти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)
CINEMA
Mulholland Dr. (2001, David Lynch)
Voskhozhdenie (1977, Larisa Shepitko)
Showgirls (1995, Verhoeven)
The Birth of a Nation (1915, D. W. Griffith)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999, Stanley Kubrick)
FILM
City of God (2003, Fernando Meirelles)
黒い河 (1957, Masaki Kobayashi)
Höstsonaten (1978, Ingmar Bergman)
Dog Star Man: Part I (1962, Stan Brakhage)
À bout de souffle (1960, Jean-Luc Godard)
MOVIES
Le voyage dans la lune (1902, Georges Méliès)
Yôjinbô (1961, Akira Kurosawa)
Offret (1986, Andrei Tarkovsky)
Edge of Tomorrow (2014, Doug Liman)
Het Paard van Sinterklaas (2005, Mischa Kamp)
FLICKS
Een hagedis teveel (1960, Verhoeven)
七人の侍 (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
Mean Girls (2004, Mark Waters)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009, Michael Bay)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Frank Darabont)

I am right though
See

>Harley Quinn is not attractive

You admit you're wrong, I win.

She isn't. She's got a God awful voice and annoying as hell.

Margot Robbie on the other hand...

if you're such an artsy faggot then go to a real theatre and watch a fucking play you dumb wannabe hipster.

I know saying something is "reddit" is pretty over saturated here, but that genuinely describes every other post on /r/movies.

Icky list. I will be pleb ma man

100% correct

It's not Tokyo Drifter either dumbass.

the 9 films are

Passing On
The Sheik
Blow Debris
Casanova
La Revelateur
Rape Climax
Annie Oakley: The Little Sure Shot of the Wild West
Eye Above the Well
The Idea of the North

Now shut the fuck up

Also who are you and when'd you jump into the argument on my behalf

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What did the OP mean by this?

>The original comic was better
>did anyone else appreciate the kino
>we need a /film/ board
>the leftovers is the best show on TV
>other than silicone valley, of course
>marvelcucks btfo

>people who post this pasta

explain this one

>anime is good you dont understand the themes

Seriously if you are watching cartoons and you're an adult you probably browse this board.

I actually agree with this
But I'm also a pleb
And so I still love a lot of the trash per this list

Stanley Kubrick is pleb. He only has 3 great movies and is otherwise visually illiterate. Most of his work is on par with Nolan.
Agree with everything else.

In no particular order
>small soldiers
>Jurassic park
>Napoleon dynamite
>dawn of the dead Snyder's director cut/masterpiece edition
>lotr trilogy
>jaws
>dredd (even for the soundtrack alone)
>night of the living dead (remake with based negro and woman that doesn't just lay crying the entire movie)
>dumb and dumber
>the terminator
>independence day
How pleb am I? Hopefully a lot of pleb