You wake up in Northern Mexico

>you wake up in Northern Mexico
wat do

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cross the border back to burger land

Practice wall climbing

Comer tacos

I'm already here you idiot.

You misspelt Muotathal, Switzerland

I'm already here you idiot.

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scalp some apaches and raid some towns

Tacos aren't in Spain?

How depressing must it be living in the desert and then seeing those kind of pictures

The desert can have its charms

That'd be central area of North Mexico.

This is a picture from Ensenada (North-Western Mexico)

get beheaded

Go on Sup Forums

lol

>saving a photo as png

Jeez i just prt screen'd it and pasted in on paint and saved as is.

No need to try and be funny, Hans.

>using murrican proprietary software

I beat my meat once a day

are you fucking serious?

Do they have burritos?

We all know that tacos are argies

>saving a photo as anything other than png

>he doesn't know anything about the strengths and weaknesses of various image file formats designed for exchange via the internet

>saving a photo as anything other than png
>velma.jpg

We get it Hans, you have a boner for anything technical.

That's literally why you lost WWII

>Northern Mexico
Re-enact scenes from Sicario.
>Pic related, aka, not Mexico
Drink beer, I guess. Maybe ficki ficki a local girl.

Well i live in Texas, so i guess i would continue on with my day

Find the Romney Clan.

Join the cartel desu

Seems comfy and you get to hang with Bros all day

In one of my college classes was this dude in his 30's who was living in LA for a while. He told me one day that his favorite thing to do was cross the border and visit underage whore houses and get fucked up on yayo.

I told him he was a piece of shit. We didn't talk again.

Get killed by wannabe nazis cause im brown or beheaded by narcos

Buscar un sousaphone y unirme con una banda nortena

Arr rook the same to me

Enjoy living in a 1st world white utopia.

speak american u fukkin spic

go back to africa

Isn't that Switzerland?

i'm fairly sure it's creel, chihuahua actually

>chihuahua
lol thats a valley not a dog you fucking idiot

I'd be happy i got a free trip to Mexico then probably get raped and killed.

kek

Hope I don't get beheaded or sacrificed like Mark Kilroy and head for the border

Search for a sousaphone and join a Nortena band

no u

Trigger some norteños with my accent and muh chilango privilege

One day it will be a good country. One day...

>northern mexicanos son blanco

Bring back death penalty and allow citizens to be armed.

I just want to visit Mexico :(

>Bring back death penalty
NO

>and allow citizens to be armed
This actually needs to be done

>and allow citizens to be armed

I see what you did here, but we won't kill each other. That's why we don't have guns.

>no death penalty
Puto

Not only does it not work and kills a lot of innocent civilians in the process, but the state can use it to kill you whenever they want, you fucking cunt

Just death penalty for narcos and killers you fucking cunt

yup this will fix it for sure

We can own guns though, just not carry them outside without getting a permit every time.

Other than that we can actually keep guns at home.

Yeah mate, because the police, and not any police, but the fucking Mexican police never makes mistakes or incriminates people. Fuck that.
And what difference does it make when the army is already on the streets with the only purpose of doing just that.
No

I already live in northern Mexico. It's called Texas.

If I woke up in Monterrey I would find the nearest bar and have an Estrella Jalisco

Run away in tears. These mountains frighten me.

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probably wouldn't freak out but would call family and friends and ask how tf I ended up there in the first place

probably stay awhile because it looks comfy

stock up on tortilla products and head home eventually, forever ready for a proper taco friday/tuesday

that's not northern mexico you fool

I realize that now after actually reading the thread

sorry

of course it is, northern mexico is a first world white utopia 100 times better than south brazil

I'll try to cross the border.
t. gonna become an illegal in the US soon

Works for Saudi Arabia

hopefully it's in Tj or Rosarito Beach and i just live there

Looks like a shithole. And it probably is one.

>probably

help building the wall